There's a lot of illegal immigration up from the Underdark into human and elf cities...

>There's a lot of illegal immigration up from the Underdark into human and elf cities, and people are complaining about the crime and bad attitudes of the drow immigrants
What happens?

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You'd think all the Vitamin D they were getting would put them in a good mood.

I'd give them my Vitamin D, if you kn---
BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! ABORT IMMEDIATELY!

We've already had this thread.

>not portraying drow as stereotypical bird-brain tourists instead
Wasted potential.

Purge the spider worshippers.
>elf cities
For that matter, purge elves too. Just in case.

Then do it instead of complaining, you prancy la-la homo boy.
Writefaggotry won't make itself.

I don't care if it's shitty and full of typos, at least you'll be creating some content.

>if thinly veiled allegory for modern events
Drow shitheads give feeble excuses to human shitheads to start a low key gang war that ruins neighborhoods and burdens police with extra work. Wealthier drow move to better parts of towns, others remain in what's now effectively a ghetto and form the basis of another permanent underclass.
>if question about FR
Good towns grudgingly make room for the refugees who in turn act like giant dicks in order to get the plot going, there's a few shitty novels, then the whole thing is either forgotten or it ends very badly for cheap drama.
>if question about a pseudorealistic medieval setting
Depends on the ruler. In Spain you had the Inquisition being formed with express purpose of purging all non-Catholics, in Poland a king basically invited Jews from all over Europe to come over and settle. Drow would fare the same; they'd be an unloved minority, alien and mistrusted, generally only tolerated by the rulers if money can be squeezed out of them. I can see them also being shafted into doing unseemly jobs that are too evil for 'good' people, like executioners. In some places they'd have it good, in others they'd have to fear for their life day and night. One constant everywhere would be that they'd be banned from serving in the military or owning weapons.

The Drow immediately become the overstatted, +2 level adjustment ubermensch and white elves can't even compete?

Meet them in the field of battle and enslave them all the second a single one let's a fart out. Send the dudes to the fields and mines, the females to the brothels and to the mannors of the high class. This kingdom doesn't bow to modern morals.

It's okay for drows to stay in Spain if they convert to catholicism though. They even had japanese there.

But it will bow to economy.

Elf cities
>kicked out
>they've seen this movie before and aren't having it

Human cities
>The rulers would let them in as it is more labor at the expense of the safety of their locals
>As the truth is learned, rather quickly, that the two cultures are incompatible dissenters are thrown into the dungeon or slapped with fines for questioning the king
>The drow continue to rape. murder, and steal (laughing all the while) at the complete idiocy of the europ-I mean human, population and continue to arrive in droves
>A few drow begin to take leadership positions and slowly implement policies that favor themselves and continue to go completely unchallenged as the humans that dare to speak out are labeled, fined, or jailed
>The sizeable amount of humans that supported integration are being blackpilled over and over again as drow inside centers are killing and raping those who are helping them like the animals they are.
>Eventually people start to bring drow centers to flames, speak out to other races (like the dwarves) to not make the same mistake, and begin to harass the drow back
>They are near solidified in their stranglehold, however, and the people are split 50/50 on deposing the current king by appointing another or giving up and watching it all burn

The thing is, Jews felt the same about Judaism as Catholics did about Catholicism; you don't look at your religious beliefs - and the foundations of your entire culture - as a temporary convenience, and you don't change them on a whim. If your city has a huge Drow population you WILL have Lolth worship, increased crime and corruption, and watch patrols finding remains of duels in the mornings. Even if their children immediately start dressing like color-blind homosexual peacocks and plundering gold from South America it will be many generation until they stop also being Drow, and many more until they stop thinking of themselves as Drow.

Discuss elfs or go back to we've got enough shitposting here without RL politics.

This.
Holy shit, /pol/acks are even more obnoxious than Sonic OC Donut Steel writers crossbred with SJW's.

>in before some /pol/fag whines about fursecution and posts that cartoon of the "NORMAL PERSON"

There are multiple incidents and some cultural friction over the next few years, possibly exacerbated at times by radicals on either side, but the drow gradually adapt to life in human and elf cities, becoming more surface people than underdark people, and often secularizing their religious beliefs to the point where they may as well be atheists.

Delusional nationalists try to use this period as fearmongering fuel in order to gain political support and attempt to bring in major social upheavals by playing upon these fears, usually benefiting the extremely rich and further shitting on the lifestyles of the poorer, less educated people whose anxiousness they exploited. In areas where they are successful, poor decision making leads to city-states and nations entering a steep economic decline.

Everyone forgets that this already happened about forty years back when humans were first allowed into elf countries to work as nurses and dockers.

Also, /pol/acks belong in /pol/.

Believe it or not, despite the attitude and crime levels, Dark Elves actually brought with them something that can be useful for everyone.

SHEER FIGHTING CAPABILITIES.

Drows have to fight 24h a day for survival in Underdark along with living in a bitchy matriarchal society where backstabbing is the norm. Yet these horrid conditions hardened the Dark Elves to the point that they can be used as a useful military force.

Just tell them that if they want to live in your cities, then they'll have to obey the laws like everyone else. If they don't, then they'll be thrown into the Troll pits...like others who don't obey the law. Then give them food, a place to live and a job as warriors and artisans for trading companies, as enforcers of the local lord and many more. And mind you, there are still a lot of jobs that people demand.

Some may even have magic capabilities and thus can be used as useful spellcasters. And those who are versed in scientific subjects should be utilized to enhance the local think-tanks.

With time they'll adapt, and then there will be a sudden increase in half-Drows for some reason in human cities.

Poland here.

We took in the Jews to a) aid us in the whole finances thing because we had to non-stop fight a lot of people and b) we were simply too good-hearted.

And look where that later took us...

That's Orcs, not Drow.

problem is that one of the important parts of any fighting force is discipline and loyalty, two qualities completely alien to the dark elves

bastards live hundreds of years and keep grudges even longer, even if they don't act up, somewhere down the line one of your descendants is gonna wind up with a dagger in his back.

That's why you use slaves.
Or drow commoners. I don't think their peasants plot all day. If anything they'll be used to atrocious working conditions.

Show them some tough love, tell them that it's not Underdark so they don't need to backstab anymore and tell them that discipline is actually good for them.

"When Menzoberranzan sends it people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing spiders. They're bringing poison. They're into S&M. And some, I assume, are good people,"

build underground wall

"You have races come up and I'm not just saying Drow, I'm talking about races that are from all over the Underdark, that are high level and they're coming to the surface,"

"The Drow priesthood of spider ladies is much smarter, much sharper, much more cunning. They send the non-demon worshippers up because they don't want to pay for them. They don't want to take care of them,"

"Happy #Lolthday! The best spider legs bowls are made in Barad Dur Grill. I love Drows!"

We are going to guild a barrier walling off the Underdark from the top. I'll call it the surface and I'll make Menzoberrenzan pay for it!

Goddamnit I JUST fapped

>There's a lot of illegal immigration up from the Underdark
THE FLOOR JUST GOT 10 FEET WIDER!

I wanna get catfished by a drow girl for a green card

Are you aware you still have your name on?

>MFW my chances of getting a drow dom waifu dramatically increase cause of immigration
>MFW I realize she'd probably be a bit TOO hardcore for me

>implying spiders in Australia aren't just immigrating from the Underdark to the Downunder
>implying they aren't so scared by the fucked-up Aussies, they just want to go back, but can't

Drow are gonna have a bad time with Aussies shitposting all over them, I tell ya. They will want to go back to the Underdark in 15 minutes after they end up on the surface, but will be unable to.

So they will adapt and try to become just like yet another shitposting Aussie, every single one of them. And fail miserably and hilariously.

>"Sister Imrae, what is this uncultured creature standing before us?"
>"I do no know, Sister Felyndiira, but it doesn't seem dangerous. It seems like one of those humans I've heard about in the stories about the surface."
>"CRIKEY, LADIES! To what do I owe the pleasure of meetin' such BEAU-tiful birds such as you? Don't you know it's DAY-ngerous here? If I ha'n't killed this giant SPOI-der when it appeared, you would've been in ROIGHT trouble!"
>"Sister Imrae, he killed our spider steed that arrived here before us, and he doesn't even have a weapon!"
>"...Surely this human creature couldn't have done it with his bare hands, Sister Felyndiira. ...Right?"
>"That DAY-ngerous SPOI-der was tuff to wrestle with, I tell ya!"
>"...Lolth save us all."

Just like intelligence agencies. Excellent they will make a wonderful addition to the night patrols. No thief would dare cross even the most lowly drow watchman in our cities. Or escape their sight

like that's ever stopped any of us

Go clean Mr.Echelstiens toilet Sergei.

Das rasis! Dey good elves dat don nevur dun notin rong! Dey was kangs an shit!

You're a fucking white human!

so are you fuck boy

They are forced to take lowly, humiliating jobs as maids in titty taverns.

>loss
FUCK!

First you let the Drow in, then next thing you know the ORCS are in our schools with out CHILDREN!

They'll integrate eventually.

this

The establishment of "Undertown" neighborhoods, mostly underneath the nonChinatown kobold neighborhoods.

>discipline
>alien to the dark elves
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

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Drow legs are a mighty fine import. Let 'em in.

Yeah, we would have no idea he was samefagging without that trip.

Does it matter when namefag wasn't trying to fake an argument?

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT now I have to put Fantasy Australia in my setting.

>he was making an argument

they either die because lolsunlight or chimp out because they are controlled by a demon?
DnD dark elves are pretty shit t b h

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you seem surprised.

i wanna impregnate an orc

>there's a consistent flow of drow immigrants coming to the surface
>they're all women
What could possibly be the cause?

>dragonball z quest #453 is no longer on the board
feels good man

Queen/somebody very up there wants all the males for herself.

The way to the surface is all rough and spiky.
Drow men don't get to own boots.

Disgusting. Orcs are for snusnu.

Drow are such a shitty concept. Everything about theem reeks of basement dweller.

D&D would be better without them.

>loss!
Holy shit, that's a fcuking great one.

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Drow women are come from a society where men are basically slaves. It's no wonder they are disproportionately responsible for the rapes of surface men.

I'm really confused about what a mod deems deletable and what not.

MODS

At this point nobody knows what they think or where they are.

Not to mention when they appear.

So are the fucking mods.

>At this point
rule #09 since 2005

I mean the thread managed somehow to not fall into complete /pol/ territory, which is a good thing, considering that it's a really baity thread. But I saw far more tame "elf wat do" threads getting deleted fast.

>rule 10
kek

>which is a good thing, considering that it's a really baity thread.
Eat shit?

>But I saw far more tame "elf wat do" threads getting deleted fast.
Yeah that's what you just got told, there's literally no way to tell what's ok.

What I want to know is why the planescape thread got deleted yesterday. It had decent conversations and everything, and then just bam deleted randomly.

>kek
>eating shit shit for not falling for the /pol/-bait
Leave

Remain

Nothing stops you from removing Lolth from your god roster or splintering Drow into groups with different cultures. A surface enclave of former house grunts that has to cooperate with its neighbors to survive is going to be very different from a podunk town than only exists because they trade so much they can always afford more bribes and mercenaries than they're themselves worth, which is again going to be very different from Lolth Central where non-nobles don't get to have personal names and priestesses eat babies in the streets.

Of course, if you don't make them a bit fetishy they're not really going to be Drow. My point is that you don't have to be shallow or stupid about it, because there's plenty of sound material to work with.

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Considering they're all attractive I can't even imagine the percentage of rapes that go unreported.

>the percentage of reverse rapes that go unreported.
FTFY

Well, sometimes you think you're jumping a robed woman in a dark alley, then it turns out it was a guy with 19 STR and dick the size of a thermos bottle. You're not going to report that one.

Sounds like its time to Lolthercise that fat away round ears!

reverse rape is a porn tag
in every other context it's just called rape

I indulge in my love of dark skinned evil women.

Then probably die. But its totally worth it.

Not under the law, for one.

I love the attitude of "This kills the colony but that's fine we're doing this because SCIENCE!"

I'm pretty sure killing the ants was the entire purpose.

The concept of "citizenship" as it's conceived of today probably wouldn't exist in a feudal society, which is how most D&D worlds are set up.

Additionally, the drow fleeing the Underdark would likely be trying to get away from the cruelty that goes on down there, and I'd imagine the vast majority of them are no more likely to commit a crime than any impoverished individual far from home.

By the way, telling drow they can't wear head coverings that are basically the only way they can see in sunlight is fucked up.

If you just wanted to kill the ants there's easier ways to do it.

The drow were raised in a cruel culture. The fact that they had to flee because of dangerous conditions does not magically turn them into pacifist good guys.

Reverse as in woman in charge?

Not really.

I think what user is saying is, the logic was probably less "it'd be cool to cast ants in molten metal. Who cares if it kills them?" and more "we need to kill these ants... ooh, you know what'd be a cool way to do it?"
That's true, but I don't think they should be treated as inherently evil and malicious.

Literally just water and drown the fuckers?

>the right one
So many fetishes checked.

I just hate seeing drow males in the streets dressed in nothing. It's objectifying and they only do it because they were raised in a matriarchal society. They should be required to wear clothes just like a female.

If you or I dressed like that it would be public indecency, but they get to because otherwise we'd be intolerant.

>drow
>leggings
>tight top
>miniskirt over leggings
>torn clothes
What else?