Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1237: Thread of Swallowed Darkness - Sexy Edition

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Just to get a feel for things - which level of Nobel Phantasm would a cape granting complete and true stealth be? A with some kind of conditional flaw, and EX if it were perfect?

Complete and true stealth?

Jump #10: Harry Potter


Half-Blood - 100 * All the best wizards seem to these.
Middle Class - 0 * Me.
Gryffindor - 0 * Where dwell the brave at heart..


Brave At Heart - 0 * See?
Occlumency - 0 * I'm great at poker.
Setup Wizard - 200 * I’m going to make a fortune selling magical dish washers.
Non-Verbal Specialty - 100 * Useful.
Windless Magic - 500 * Much more so.
Giant Blood - 200 * Yo, what's the weather like down there?


Fellow Marauders - 200 * Friends.
Wand - 0 * I could cave and make a dick joke. But I'm made of harder stuff than that.
Wand of Elder - 250 * Why not?


Statute Scrapped * Yeah, let’s do this.


Prophecy + 100 * Oh, the wizarding world isn't going to be my fan anyway.
Saving People Thing + 200 * Sure.
Prisoner of Azkaban + 300 * K.

First thing I'm doing is going to Azkaban. That place is a serious violation of basic human rights and the wizarding justice system is apparently all kinds of horseshit. I’ll burn away the Dementors with the Fires of Justice and look upon the souls of the inmates. The innocent will be set free, the repentant will be set free if they agree to a binding oath to be do no harm upon the innocent, and those who cannot be redeemed will face the Penance Stare.


I’ll then personally escort Sirius to Pettigrew and let him watch as the rat’s soul burns in righteous vengeance. Then I’ll expose Quirrel for what he really is. I honestly can't remember if he got possessed by Voldemort against his will or fid it on purpose, but it doesn't matter too much; I’ll revive him After burning out Voldemort's soul. After Dumbledore sees this, I’ll tell him of the Horcruxes and tell him not to be an idiot who tries on cursed jewelry.


At this point, after destroying Azkaban, I’m probably a very wanted man. So I'm bailing out of Britain, across the pond to the US of A. I don't have any grand plan for revealing magic to the world. I’m just going to start with flamboyant shows of magic in lots of public places and empowering people with Aura and revealing how to empower others. Eventually the obliviators won't be able to keep up and the Statute will fall apart.


And since the jump sets my age to 11 and I don't have any way to change it yet, I'll do it all as a 4 foot tall flaming skeleton.

Dammit, OP.

Why not just get Presence Concealment skill?

Actually, let's post Servant builds. Your own or your servants, doesn't matter which.

Let's see all those NPs.

Azkaban is why I set my sights on being minister for magic, frankly. Sure, wizard prison isn't for rehabbing people, but if the death eaters can be practically ready to go as soldiers after being locked up for a solid decade, then why bother to put dementors there? All it does is torture the less-guilty ones, because clearly the guilty ones aren't having problems with them.

Jumpers!

Have you ever been imprisoned, detained or otherwise incapacitated? How did you get out of it (if at all)?

You're assuming Azkaban was designed to store prisoners. I always figured it was designed to store Dementors.

They found it full off nothing but immortal suffering ghosts and decided it would make an awesome prison, evidently the ability to use magic takes up brain space usually used for other things.

You know, that would not surprise me at all...

I got turned to stone and then taken for collection by the Lopt once but Colress helped save me.

My companions usually bust me out after figuring out that I got captured or I just use my magic to break myself out. I'd imagine that it just won't work sooner or later, so I need a plan to somehow contact my companions one way or another.

So what was THAT campaign like? Make Magic Great Again?

I'm convinced that their ability to use logic never develops completely because they learn that common sense doesn't apply to them before they hit puberty.

The idea of you being an eleven year old flaming skeleton running around just entertaining people and teaching them aura is very amusing, somehow.

Correction - they found it full of immortal suffering ghosts who get hungry and go hunting if not fed.

Right? If you have to feed someone to the Dementors it's easier to justify criminals than any other kind of sacrifice.

I cracked up a little when I realised that halfway through writing it out.

>79)Mass Effect
>Drop-In
>Salarian
>Engineer

>Not a Stupid Grunt
>Exemplar
>Tongue of a Shepard
>Tactical Readiness

>Loadout
>Medi-Gel Kit

>Shepard's Flock
>Reaper's Eye

Whoa boy, I'm kind of starting to regret whining about getting boring worlds where nothing can challenge me. No, actually, you know what? This is exciting. It's good that I'm in a universe where I can't just run roughshod over everything.

By the time I'm done asking my mailbox to explain the universe to me, the Asari have already landed on Nomanisan and are having their questions about how an island suddenly appeared on their planet politely delayed. I warp in, grab Giffany, and warp to the Citadel to let her loose in it. She quickly contains and hopefully subverts, the Catalyst. Either way, she lets half of a Reaper through the portal before cutting it off mid transit to prove that the Reapers are a real threat. We can parlay that into a chance to get Feferi appointed Troll ambassador to the Citadel and work on getting the humans, whose support I'm assured of through perks, a seat on the council.

I meanwhile will be warping to every unused planet I can find and covering them with Zerg swarms. Between unifying the species and getting them to gear up for war and my own swarms of alien locusts, we're in a great position to fight off the Reapers once and for all. Then it's just back to playing politics with a side of jaunting off to have space opera adventures for the rest of the decade.

Man, this is exactly what I needed. A mix of fun adventure with a happy ending, a chance to apply my science skills to new problems, and diplomacy with genuinely alien cultures. I wish all universes could be like this.

Well, I was on record as taking out Voldemort three years prior to the election, so it's basically 'hi, I killed Voldemort, vote for me'. Considering how things work in that world, that's basically good enough to get damn near anything I want.

Spent a few years in the Outer Void during a LOTR jump that went wrong.

I tried to impersonate Aragorn to get to Arwen (long story) and it sorta worked for a while but we crossed paths with a group of nosy elves and one of them saw through me. Called me Helma'Wethrin.. like skin-deceiver? Hard to translate. Next thing I know I was banished outside of the world. There were no doors to open. I spent almost all of my Jump there, so about a decade. Felt longer though. Or shorter. I couldn't see shit. And there were... things. Not very nice things.

3/10 would not recommend.

You can't really cut things off midway through a Mass Relay. They're less wormholes and more hyperspace roads. They create paths along which things can travel much faster than usual, rather than directly linking two points. Even getting into and out of the warped space isn't through portals, it's some sort of phase transition that happens more or less instantly. So you can't bring something partway out of a Mass Relay by shutting the door on them as they emerge, it's either through the Relay or not without a middle ground. The worst that would happen is that they'd be stuck in the relay's corridor of warped space and have to go back to the other end to get out. Also, multiple things can ride on a Mass Relay's path at once, so you wouldn't get one Reaper coming through, you'd get dozens.

Welp, just going to have to join up with Shepard and capture Sovereign alive instead. Or maybe just convince people that I know what I'm talking about by proving that I can do magic.

Wait, is this Pokemon Aura? You can teach people that!?

He's probably talking about RWBY aura, which you can awaken in others post-jump.

Would it be too much of a wank to say the Jackal you can buy in Hellsing is a revolver instead? To distinguish it from Alucard's and just because I prefer revolvers.

Weird question, but do we have a Cookie Clicker jump?

Yeah, RWBY aura. If you buy a 100 CP book, you can reach it to others.

Oh ok, that did not occur to me for some reason. I'll attribute it to the headache.

Nope.

...How would one even work, anyway?

That should be fine.

I don't see anything wrong with that. The Jackal's got an automatic fire mode, though, so you'll have to deal with the weird freak of gunsmithing that is the autorevolver if you want it to be directly comparable.

Thanks.

Eh. Full auto isn't a big deal.

The lore is deep, man.

Especially when you wake Old Gods up and grannys start mutating..

Tell me about your Third-Circle souls.

How do they look? How your relationship with them? What part of you they embody?

Welcome to a universe that has an unnatural obsession with cookies. Here's the keys to a bakery, I'll be back in 10 years, try not to end the world in a storm of eldritch grandmas.

I was curious, how's the progress on DC Occult? It had a lot of neat stuff I was interested in.

Just don't recruit the grandmas and it will be fine.

And don't let them get the idea of make cookies.

In fact perhaps it would be best to avoid that universe altogether.

The first five Third Circle souls I made were the Pan-Ku Eggs. Beings with simple minds but strong Essence, their forms perfect spheres and their Motivations directed towards the expansion and preservation of my Inner World. They were each ritually sacrificed in a process involving the Solar Circle spell Wrath of the Five Elements, dispersing their Essence throughout my nascent universe to form into elementals to shape and grow the world.

After that, I haven't made any new ones. I have, however, used a Heretical charm to elevate my Unwoven Coadjutor to the rank of Third Circle Demon. She was an agatae, the beautiful crystalline wasps that serve as mounts to greater demons. She's still a giant crystal wasp, but even larger and grander. When she's not serving as my mount or emissary, she likes to nest in the temple-manse at the center of my Inner World, playing with her First Circle grandchildren. She's got kind of a nice old grandmother feel to her, just one that is a wasp that could devour the world.

I only have one properly written up yet.

He's called Green Grass of Home and Prosperity Everlasting, and takes the form of one of my tattoos. Of course, he can move freely on and out of all of my bodies, so he can get pretty intimidating. More specifically, he's a 2D (chinese-type) dragon made out of leaves and branches.

He represents the part of me which desires "family". Of course, being a complete domineering hermit for millenia and using questionable means to enhance my ability to feel and care for others... well, to keep things short, everyone who worships me is family in my eyes, and is treated as such. Still, he does respect and care for more traditional family units, specially where it concerns children (whether that's because the role they have in a regular family is equal to the role my worshippers have, or simply me projecting is something I can't quite make up my mind on. Not sure I even want to get an answer for that, either). Him taking exception to the way a fair amount of modern universes do foster care is a large source of conflict, as he is every bit as subtle as me. Which is not at all. But I usually don't mind him fighting the good fight, though I imagine the Third Circles lower on the hierarchy will take exception to him mucking everything up.

He has two 2nd Circles written, as well. One is a new-age prophet type named Bethlehem. Except, you know, for the part where's legit magic and legitimately cares about his people. He Reflects the more religious aspects of Green Grass, and is superbly skilled at breaking the narrative. The other is a Kenshiro type hero named White, who Protects the aspects green Grass embodies. His deal is that he ascended the Perfected Lotus instead of just having a bunch of power as his nature, and is just as capable of teaching others to do the same.

I'm basically God to Bethlehem, while White is just glad I legitimately care for my worshippers.

I was on vacation for most of the past week or so without a computer other than my phone and I just got back last night and am starting to work on it again. But I'm going to try to have it finished by Christmas.

Hey, was the Spirited Away jump still being worked on? Or did something happen?

So, having shoved a solar exaltation into a jar, how do I get it to bind to the person I want?

Iirc, it has some sort of pseudo-memory which accidentally creates some sort of reincarnation cycle? How do I clean that?

Jumping on this before shitposter gets to it:

There was some drama, Dirge_ has gone to Spacebattles for the foreseeable future, who knows what's going to happen from there. It's a convoluted mess that if I try explaining will just cause more drama.

Ah, okay.

Dirge is still working on it. You know how he is, he'll disappear for a while and then dump a huge amount of jumps all at once.

You can't. Even the Primordials have to find someone worthy before they can shove an Exaltation into them. The best they can do is interfere in their destiny to prevent them from Exalting as a Solar (for example, by making sure the individual fails or dies so they then qualify for an Infernal/Abyssal exaltation), they still had to qualify to become a Solar in the first place.

He's not disappeared. See

I meant in the sense that he'll go a long time without posting anything.

Well he says outright in forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-jumpchain-thread.393563/page-1268#post-29488816 that he's done with us, basically.

Also, looks like Heavens has abandoned us too.

forums.spacebattles.com/members/heavenskey.341693/

Heavens is also now in SB.

First Red, then Dirge_, now Heavens... This place is really falling apart, isn't it?

You can't. Exaltations choose their own hosts, the best you can do is give it a general criteria for selection. Getting them to bond to a specific person is essentially impossible. As for cleansing the memories, the god Lytek has tools for that. It's also possible with sufficiently powerful sorcery or artifacts of your own making. Not really worth it to wipe them completely, though, those past life memories are useful. Better to just wipe any sense of identification with the last holder of the Exaltation, so they can't influence the new host.

Sadly, the shitposter has gotten what he wants, basically.

Yeah, and he'll rarely post over there, either. I don't care about your petty little factionalism, I'm just describing his posting habits.

>Rarely
23 posts since Thursday, more active than he ever was here.

Welp, I tried.

Try to keep someone in the loop and drama still fucking sparks from it.

I stand corrected. I guess he just likes them better than he does you. Just like when your dad left you for his new family.

Because regardless these are things worthy of concern.

That tends to happen here.

To be fair, most of this thread is made up of shitposters.

>It's quieter and I don't have to wade through shitposting to keep up with things.

Well...

I mean...

Bullshit. Don't act like there's just one shitposter. This is our fault as a collective unit for all being shitty (myself included, at times, I'm ashamed to say). I'm glad those jump makers are gone. Maybe they'll be treated with decency by other people.

I already wrote up the minotaur who whips the world into the shape he wants, but other ideas include a clocktower that has no numbers and works to ensure that things stay in existence, rather people, ecosystems, or reputations, and represents my desire to prevent anyone from permanently dying; a field of beauty that just follows me everywhere I go and makes the whole world look, sound, smell, etc better representing my love of sensation, and a giant tentacle monster who is constantly caressing dozens of hot demon women, shoveling food into its mouths, and doing drugs made from distilled emotions, who represents my hedonism.

Keep the Exaltation sealed until your next jump. Commit soul surgery on your intended recipient so that they have the proper Hun/Po structure that the Exaltation is programmed to recognize as a host and that they're properly heroic. Then just let it go. It will Exalt them because they're the only thing it can recognize as a heroic human.

Look, we all know that once you're called out, your first action is ALWAYS to blame the thread in general for your shitposting. It's not our fault you decided to hate us three years ago for some unknown reason.

It's not hard to see why. Every time you call someone the shitposter, you're filling the thread with more useless drama. Sometimes this thread just feels like a screaming match between poorly-adjusted autists. If you evaluated posts on their own merits, instead of getting so triggered, this place would be much more appealing. The shitposter wouldn't get what he wants, people are willing to attempt reasonable discussion, and information is revived and preserved for future anons. The shitposter, vile piece of shit that he is, is not solely to blame. He can't bring the thread to shit by itself, you have to let him

See

Our shittiness is low-intensity though. It's mainly that one dude who is INTENSELY shitty and actively drives people away.

>Posting the image about not replying to the shitposter in reply to the shitposter.

Unless someone nerfs something.

This is part of his plan, be such an obnoxious douche that the other problems we have here are ignored and get worse.

See, there we go with this: This community refuses to acknowledge that there are multiple people that are shitty, here. Yes, there's clearly one guy who particularly hates Jumpchain. But the rest of us can be petty and demanding and insufferable all the same. And when anyone calls us on it, well, that's just proof that they're the shitposter and trying to cause drama. So we continue on being assholes, because hey, we all know that we're not the shitposter. it's someone else that's causing the problems, never us.

Or interprets something in a way that others don't like. Or wanks something.

Or simply if someone says anything.

This thread is full of assholes.

I miss the good ol' /cyoag/

See

Nobody is buying it.

I'm in both threads. They're not any better.

Thank you for proving my point.

Does the shitposter even exits?

What if the shitposter is just a memetic entity that has infected us and he doesn't really exits?

We asked for own KEK. What if he has been here all the time? What if the shitposter is Jumpchan?

#11: Minecraft

Builder - 50 * Call me Bob.
Extreme Hills * Alright, interesting.

Crafting Table - 0 * Well, isn't this interesting?
Iron Chests - 50 * Storage space for all my junk id nice.
Recipe Mode - 100 * Could be useful.
Cheat Mode - 500 * Now this is fun.
Inventory of Steve - 200 * Eh, may be useful.
Inventory Tweaks - 100 * May as well.
Universal Electricity - 100 * Sure.
Applied Energetics - 100 * Neat.
Atomic Science - 100 * Oh yeah.
ICBM - 100 * I probably shouldn't. But I'm going to anyway.
MFFS - 100 * Sure.
Modular Powersuits - 100 * Okay.
Stamina Of Steve - 400 * No rest for the wicked, baby.

Wither + 1000 * I'm sure a Spirit of Justice can deal with this thing… Right?

Fuck I don't know. I build shit, I guess.

If people here were actually capable of self-introspection, most of us wouldn't be here in the first place.

This isn't a laughing matter so your stupidity isn't appreciated.

>I'm in both threads. They're not any better.
I said the old /cyoag/.

At least in the current /cyoag/ there is less drama, but there are too many waifu/second life CYOAs.

/cyoag/ was never good.

Shitposter-kun, you're not helping with that aptitude.

You're a pathetic human being, you know that? You can deny it all you want, but so many jumpmakers aren't driven away by just one person. The "other problems"? There aren't any problems more worth talking about than improving thread behavior to keep jumpmakers. Instead, you sweep it under the rug because your entitled ass has never had to face the truth.

Nobody is buying it.

What do you miss - the obsession with NTR and waifu purity, the arguments about the Culling, or everyone constantly talking about AngelAnon?

And that kind of attitude is why Heavens left.

Smelly dumb phoneposter.

See

Fine, whatever, "shitposter". Don't "buy" it, and watch the thread continue to burn. But whining and calling people shitposters and not actually addressing issues won't do anyone any favors and certainly isn't the path to a sustainable society.

Yes, we will never see that mysterious handsome HeavensAnon again. Never again will he grace us with his presence, catboys, waifus, and desperate need of grammatical corrections!

Odd question, but can anyone find me a half-decent picture of a catboy smoking a cigarette?

We've been over this, everyone with an account there transitions to mainly being an SB poster then finally only an SB poster. You've already decided on abandoning this thread.

Run Heavens, this place is not safe for pure jumpmakers like you!

Mama, take this badge off of me.
I can't use it anymore.

No but I can probably find, "find," some pictures of catgirls smoking pole. Does that help?

Luv u sempai

Does that work in vice versa? If I started there and adopt a name here, will I transition to being a Veeky Forums only poster?

It never has at any point, so no.

So what would it take to get you to make an account there?

Not sure if this counts as decent.