Are you... a real weeaboo?

She had a thing for fat losers. So yes, extremely lucky.

I've played MAID so yep

Fucked my best friend who is a butch trap, quite a few times. Might play an anime girl next character.

I'm not a weeaboo.
Sure, I played a moeblob psyker once, and the trap briefly that other time, but... no! Really! I'm not a weeb, I hate weeb things!

Well, uh, technically, nah.

No, no, no.

Weebs get out, reeeeeeeeeeee.

>are you
define weeaboo

>have you ever anime girl
nope.

>have you ever a trap?
nope. the closest I've gotten was a fuckboi who had a thing for a dom fem werewolf. /ss/ may or may not have happened

in the same boat at the moment, bought her a maid outfit for reasons
hope i dont fug it up

I watch anime, I play anime game like Monster Hunter but I wouldn't say I am a weaboo.

I haven't played an anime girl yet.

Yes, I have tried a trap.

Yes. Yes, with heterochromia. Yes, and reverse trap too.

This is a common affliction in cats, you know, especially when they are white.

God bless, user.
Or perhaps more appropriately: Bow-wow.

Group made a bet that I couldn't play a socially awkward, reclusive, character well so I did. Twice.

Wife responded to the first one by making a doggo character. Second one with her own nerd.

She's always trying to fuck my characters, or, if I'm GM, my BBEG's.

Yes; yes; no, that's not my fetish, but I have played a reverse trap.

Yep

Yes, but no moeblob

Yes to trap, as well, but it was more of a body horror reverse trap thing.

Yes

Yes but not a full moeblob she was a monk. I am not proud of it now but I was young and stupid.

No

Have you ever worn a sailor fuku?

>tfw I knew a girl with heterochromia but didn't even notice it until she told me she has it.
I am terrible at observation...

I'd GM for your trap user

[sax solo]

Nah, nah.

Alright, it seems I will teach you, how to be, ROLEPLAYERS

Why is it always the anime freaks that always makes things weird?

>Are you... a real weeaboo?
>Have you ever played an anime girl, like a real moéblob?
I've played fox girls and kitsune about four times throughout various campaigns, and a Viera in one. If that doesn't count as weeaboo, I don't know what does.

>Have you ever tried a trap?
No, and not my thing. Closest was playing a fox girl that disguised her race and gender by being in full plate armor and referring to herself with male pronouns any time she was in public.

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>No, and not my thing. Closest was playing a fox girl that disguised her race and gender by being in full plate armor and referring to herself with male pronouns any time she was in public.

For what purpose?

>mfw We Are Number One

Because as a warrior who wanted to strike terror into the heart of a tyrannical nobility, a dainty looking fox girl isn't to make anyone shit their pants in fear.

As for why I'd play something like that, you're missing the part where I'm a total weeb.

>isn't to make
*isn't going to make

If she had good tits, it's forgiven

>a dainty looking fox girl isn't to make anyone shit their pants in fear

They'll want to headpat her instead, which is even more likely to make hearts explode!

It's okay user, I'm also too autistic to look people in the eyes.

>Have you ever tried a trap?
Do or do not, there is no try.

I think you are confusing weeaboos with homosexuals or transgender mayonnaise kin.

Define real weeaboo.

No.

No.

No. Only real weeb thing I've done is play in a JoJo campaign. I don't see the appeal in playing a hyperactive, shrill vampire futa catgirl who looks 13 but is actually 1,500 years old.

>Are you... a real weeaboo?
Not really. Few anime's here and there

>Have you ever played an anime girl, like a real moéblob?
No

>Have you ever tried a trap?
Not willingly.

I think I know what I'm gonna play for my next game now...

How is this Veeky Forums related?

I am in a game where I am playing as a 15 year old girl with occasional cat ears who spends nearly every days sans pants. You tell me.
I think your wife is trying to tell you that she wants more dickings from you. Ask her about it some time.

I'm a pretty big weeb, but I don't like mixing it with my tabletop games.

Joking and calling NPCs tsundere and stuff along those lines is fine, but you'll never see me roll of a catgirl loli sorcerer to any games I'm in.

Here's a little lesson in RPGs,
This is going down in history!
If you wanna be a roleplayer number one,
You gotta play a loli magician nun!

>Have you ever played an anime girl, like a real moéblob?
Yes, she was made of rainbows and sunshine and adorableness and loved frilly clothes.
>Have you ever tried a trap?
Yeah about that "she" part... she's a transwoman

Fuck off.

No

No

I play as a Halfling who had to blend into human society as a little girl once, I guess that counts.

Seriously kys yourself

>She

No, but I kind of want to run a campaign about a non-ironic, non-grimdark, non-deconstructed team of magical girls. You know, fighting evil by moonlight and all that. What would the best system be for that?

Only irl

Depends on the style of thing you want to run.

I'm in a pretty fantastic game set in the Nanoha universe using Legends of the Wulin

A) Define 'Real Weeaboo'. The term gets changed so often it means nothing.
B) Yes. It was the closest thing to a self-insert I've ever played. Neither the character being a moeblob nor the character being anything like me were intentional, it just...HAPPENED.
C) No. Nor a reverse trap.

Nanohafag you are a god. How goes the game?

I'm just a player, the GM deserves the credit (And the artist we had do the awesome images for the game for us.)

But it goes well! Been a while since the last storytime but we'll do another one at some point. There's been expeditions into ancient ruins, battles with various dangerous and terrible opponents, dramatic rescues and heartbreaking failures, generally an emotional rollercoaster. The GM is very good at what he does.

Our Giantblooded brick of a magical girl, Altea, continues to be the best.

I'm glad its going good. I'll be awaiting the next storytime. Are you guys in the same areas as when you last left off or have you been to new planets?

I wish I was a good a GM as yours is

Maybe you should be somewhere else.

As an user said, Legends of Wulin fits very nicely. The main thing is just flavor and theme/feel. That being said, episodic stuff is the name of the game unless you want to go Sailor Moon and have fights between two different teams. Politics and stuff are hard to do in mahou shoujo games without going too outside of the genre's comfort zone. In any case, I would either reccomend Mutants and Masterminds or Legends of Wulin. Both are pretty hard to get a hang of in my experience (LoW much more so than M&M).

Sailor Moon RPG.

There's been quite a bit of planet hopping since then, although we're starting to put the pieces together of the greater conspiracy and figuring out the BBEG's motives and endgame.

>Are you... a real weeaboo?
What the hell is a real weeaboo. I watch anime and like Japanese things, but I don't try and get all degenerate and play a trap loli kitsune sorcerer in my games. The "weebiest" (damn I hate that word as a subsitute for just anything that is Japanese) thing I've ever done is played a samurai though.
>Have you ever played an anime girl, like a real moéblob?
No. I usually GM but when I am a PC I tend to be a guy. It's way easier to roleplay that way.
>Have you ever tried a trap?
No, traps are gay as fuck and trap PCs should be avoided like the plague.

Yeah.
Not exactly, but I did play a pacifist halfling life cleric because I like halflings and the group needed a healer. He was at least the most moe character of the party. He was also just this side of a self insert, consisting mostly of exaggerations of my own personality.
Nosir

Sweet. Any interesting new powers/abilities/training that the party has picked up then? Or is everyone more or less at the same power level?

Tazzari, the cyborg (My PC, pictured above) ended up getting a full rebuild/upgrade from a cyber-specialist we encountered, a physical manifestation of some of her character development which also involved a partial restat, which was cool.

One PC has also learnt a magic style which seems to involve going slightly insane and breaking the laws of the universe. Which is fun.

Someone also acquired a Unison Device, but I suppose that's spoilers. I guess I shouldn't say who~

I can imagine who it is

I think I can relate to this position

Pretty sure the only time weebism has come up in my games is to satirize the whole thing

I played an anime catman.

Does that count?

I don't watch a lot of anime, but I do play a lot of video games from Grolius Nihon.

I tried to get a MAID game going but it kinda fell apart before it began. Which is a shame, 'cause I had a great character in mind who was only like 30% self-insert. If I ever manage to get a MAID game going proper, maybe I'll get to port her.

I have played a character who sometimes disguised herself as a boy, but that's about it.

Now take the sheet
I'll teach you my trade
We're gonna make
A catgirl maid!
[scribble]
NO, DON'T MAKE HER A FURRY!

>Are you... a real weeaboo?
I'm in two Nechronica games, a Crisis Heroine game and a Savage Worlds game that's a spinoff of a Magical Burst game.

Gee, Idunno.

What about a catboy maid?

user, don't be silly. Catboys are butlers.

Some catboys look better in a skirt.

Someone post the screen cap. You know the one.

Alright this is probably a good place to ask. Without having my DM ask awkward questions or my group getting weird about it, how do I propose playing either a cute moeblob or a trap to my DM in your standard medieval fantasy tabletop game? Furthermore how do I properly play those kinds of character archetypes without it getting cringeworthy or just playing it as any other character and having the cute element disappear? Preferably the latter type of character because I'm an enormous degenerate, and I suppose I'm leaning towards your average D&D/medieval fantasy game rather than anything else, because I think cute boys make more sense in modern or sci-fi settings, assuming it's not super gritty. The closest I've gotten in a reclusive boyish wizard who was small enough and wore an oversized cloak that meant sometimes people had to guess from a distance.

You're weird.

>moeblob
No.

>trap
chocolate meido trap chef in a one piece game.
How much weeb points does that hit?

Now look at this fetish, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on the char, not the trash!
Ugh, let's try something else

...

Now watch and learn,
Thinking he's at the helm
GM will slip and slide into my magical realm!
Ha ha ha!
[gasps as the other players deny it]
what are you doing!?

>how do I propose playing either a cute moeblob or a trap to my DM in your standard medieval fantasy tabletop game?
Noble house in fear of assassins decides to switcheroo two siblings, disguising true heir as the girl who would be lower priority. The house gets shrekt more completely, the trap heir is on the run. Perhaps he has evidence he needs to present to a more powerful noble family that was ally of his family, so they can exact revenge. Or something along those lines.

dunno
irl moeblob i do it by accident
trapped for my boyfriend(he's submissive)

fuck your blogthread

i mean, it's fine if it's your fetish, not judging here.

Still very unsure about that.

Fucking homos

>trap

Catamite. You're playing a catamite.

How about a catgirl (male)?

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No, fuck no, reverse trap.

>I think your wife is trying to tell you that she wants more dickings from you. Ask her about it some time.
Nah, she's doing it because she enjoy's teasing me. She actually complains that my drive is higher than hers.

Noic.

>you'll never see me roll a catgirl loli sorcerer

tfw one of my characters was a loli catgirl ghost.

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