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>go to magiccards.info/random.html
>if it's not a creature reroll the card
>now this is a monster your last party needs to hunt down
How well do you fare?

Majority of the part is impervious to mindfuckery for various reasons, we will be good.

This could be somewhat difficult

The arrow lost wouldn't be worth the XP, just let it float by

>Flying
>First-strike
After the initial surprise attack, I'm pretty confident our ranger could dispatch it.

Not exactly an impossible threat, but as long as he doesn't have backup, should be a quick if risky fight. We don't have a blaster, so just Bolting it is off the table, sadly.

I got Wall of Reverence
A Flying Defender, 1:6.

So a defender is hunting us? Big fucking deal?

No, your party has to hunt it down.Shouldn't be hard to find, but breaking it might prove a bit of a problem.

Oh fuck. This shits gonna burn every spell. No real risk of death, but this thing probably has a shit tonne of health.

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In all honesty, I don't think any of my party would want to off an old lady. More than likely, some would try to seduce her instead. I would probably try to learn magic from her. Being good really limits who/what you kill.

Sounds like that bullshit chronomancer 5e specialization. Would be tricky when they cast for free from the future.

It's ok, we have a Monk, and I'm playing a blaster.

We're level 3, we just started a new campaign. I have a sneaking suspicion we're fucked.

i'm fucked

>Seducing Mom
At least she comes with protection.

8/8, annihil8ed.

Your DM is a dick.

I think we'll be fine.

GM is setting up the paladin to fall. Again.

>Roll for initiative
>Introduce creature
>End the session, and never play again.

I roll to seduce?

Ho, COME ON!

I think we have a problem.

Tiefling and Dragonborn PCs BTFO

Note, the creature can still be destroyed. It can be beaten, but while it lives its master cannot

>Three dudes with bombs
we could maybe take them or everyone just gets blown to shit.

I think this is going to go bad for the world in general

pretty gud brah

How did I do? I... Might be of use.

Nothing about this sounds okay to me

we're fucked

We are screwed if the bard fails to seduce