>Sea monsters can easily be avoided by staying away from large bodies of water
>Land monsters can easily be avoided by avoiding large land masses
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sea monsters can easily be avoided by staying away from large bodies of water
Matthew Barnes
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Lucas Rogers
LIve on the large bodies of giants to avoid both?
Austin Hall
Go into SPACE?
James Wright
...tentacle porn?
Noah Reyes
The general problem with avoiding location monster by going to differentlocation is that then you got to deal with the differentlocation monsters instead.
Jace Sanders
What about that location without monsters?
Isaiah Ramirez
mmmm paella de marisco con pulpo
Joshua Gray
That looks delicious.
Ethan Morris
Are you a pirate?
Jordan Phillips
>actually saving pictures from reddit
James Green
It's pretty crowded.
Xavier Edwards
>tumblr in the filename
>9gag in the corner
Elijah Hall
>Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
NARNIA, MAN IT'S HAPPENIN'!
Owen Taylor
Where do you go to avoid the monster inside of you?
Jaxson Perry
Books and video games, mainly.
Benjamin Morgan
>not redditing your flickrs so their 9gags isn't tumblrisible
Logan Lewis
What? really? even the pineapples on it
Jackson Richardson
Take large sections of the land and put them into large bodies of water, thus decreasing largest possible territory of any monster?
Jackson Roberts
What are you gonna do, when the flying monsters come after you?
Aiden Powell
No such thing. Even if you avoid the wildlife, you can't avoid man, the worst monster of them all.
Caleb Wright
Seduce a sea monster and then live inside her like one of those angler fish?
Caleb Scott
Anywhere that sells alcohol.
Camden Morgan
Space monsters, user.
Zachary Johnson
thatr's just a aquatic Tyranid lifeform
James Brooks
I'm pretty sure that upon having sex, the male angler fish literally melds into the body of the female (which is like 50x his size), becoming a useless appendage upon her form. That's not exactly "inside."
Elijah Brown
autistics can be avoided by staying away from dens of autism
Julian Morris
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Hunter Clark
>location without monsters
I don't follow.
Nolan Rodriguez
>I don't follow.
Plot twist: You cannot follow because you are a monster.
David Flores
Holy crow you're new!
Bentley Morris
plot twist: there is a monster inside all of us
Cooper Long
>Space Monsters.
Man, FUCK Space Monsters; I'd rather deal with the monsters I do know than have anything to do with any sort of Space Monsters. Even something as simple and non-monstrous as a human skeleton is cranked up to 11 when it's an Astronaut skeleton.
When it's an Astronaut skeleton, but you don't KNOW it's an Astronaut skeleton and they're walking over to the air-lock door to get back inside, but you can't see their skeleton face until it's too late because they've got their fucking sun visor on and you just think you're letting in a normal non-skeleton person when you open the sealed door for them.
FUCK. I canNOT handle Space Monsters.
Joseph Stewart
It may be worth noting that Dagon was spotted off the coast of Antarctica earlier this year.
William Sanchez
The realm of the dead?
Connor Watson
You really think it's Dagon?
Jaxson Gray
did i just enter the scary door
Logan Flores
Oh, you don't know the worst of it. You know that the soviets experimented with necromancy in the space program?
I mean, no flesh = less weight = more DeltaV, right?
You need a necromancer up there to control them, but they can work outside without suits, don't need food or radiation shielding, and can resist acceleration Gs pretty much indefinitely. They even sent a bunch of them to Mars, to prep a base for the 'first' mission.
Turns out, Mars wasn't dead. Whatever's still alive there was a powerful necromancer, and now it knows we're here.
There's also the space krakens, space whales, the constant risk of finding a von neumann probe set loose by some long-lost civillisation, and the like.
Jack Perry
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Mason Taylor
>There's also the space krakens, space whales, the constant risk of finding a von neumann probe set loose by some long-lost civillisation, and the like.
Space whales and Space squids I can handle.
The sight and majesty of natures overwhelming, impassable will to develop organisms that can even persist in the vacuum of space is something that I'd cherish forever in their non-traditional, zero gravity, star-faring, cosmic beauty.
The information we could learn about space travel from studying organisms native to the vacuum of space would be staggering.
Nazi Space Liches on the Moon however are something I want absolutely nothing to do with.
Seeing some horrifying, empty-eyed, floating, frozen mummy slowly floating 10 inches off the ground as it hovers over to the domed environment like some kind of undead obelisk.
Worse yet if it doesn't do anything immediate- it just camps outside there, perpetually floating in place, summoning ghosts from the past to haunt the dome. Never mind that the unsuperstitious people who don't believe in magic can't SEE the fucking thing, so they just think 1/3rd of the crew is becoming psychotic thinking all these "spooky" happenings are just coincidental before it's too late.
Adam Davis
Well, it doesn't look like Cthulhu. Who else would it be?