Hey, Veeky Forums. I'm a lonely woman. What would happen if I fucked a Tyranid?

Hey, Veeky Forums. I'm a lonely woman. What would happen if I fucked a Tyranid?

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It's amazing how popular they are with females, it shouldn't be a problem I think

You would probably be fucked. Figuratively, not literally.

I don't think this is how they reproduce.

I hope you enjoy being a hyper-gravid brood-mother.
Then again, that is probably your fetish.

You'd die from a highly contagious alien disease that was designed specifically to turn you into a living spore bomb.

I just want to be ravaged by a powerful beast. I'm just so lonely.

>What would happen if I fucked a Tyranid?
Probably something like pic related a few days later.

Beth is that you?

nothing, or you get killed

A genestealer would use its face dick to brainwash you into being a normal and productive housewife, blissfully pumping out mewling hybrid spawn with your similarly brainwashed husband.

Depending on when it happened, you may die of natural causes before the hive fleets arrive or the arbites notice and start the purges.

>not having a brood-mother fetish

?????

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I'm jealous OP, you'll get to enjoy the pleasure of the Big Barbed Cock of the Tyranid and enjoy tons of xeno cum being pumped into your body.

You wouldn't.

They don't have dicks. They are dickless. The only way you'd ever fuck a Tyranid was if you found some super speshul obscure Hive Fleet, like Hive Fleet Erectus or Hive Fleet Bakemono or some shit, that had for some extremely convoluted reason evolved to be your fetish. In which case, congratulations, your fetish would be real.

Are you really a girl though?

>A genestealer would use its face dick to brainwash you into being a normal and productive housewife, blissfully pumping out mewling hybrid spawn with your similarly brainwashed husband.
yes please

High chance

Tyranid players have a high amount of chicks for some reason

Read the genestealers cults codex

It would be extremely painful.

She's a big girl.

For me

COMMISSAR! I FOUND THE TYRANIDS.

Go look for some genestealers, they would be your answer. They would impregnate you and subtley change your dna.

Norn Queens are big girls. Their jobs are to play RTS/GSG/4X all day and discuss things on the quantum forum/imageboard that link all synapse 'nids.

>for some reason
did you think men were making all the tentacle hentai?

In these cases they're always lonely three-chinned neckbeards with no friends.

>Bakemono
I think you meant bukake.

Well now we know the eventual fate and evolution of all the 'be a little girl' fa/tg/uys.

>Be 6'0"
>Be well built
>Be easy

Give me your kik or skype or something.

Women watch porn ?

Are you willing to eat graps out of my pussy?

Done far better/worse before. So, yeah.

Absolutely. Sounds divine.

As long as they're not green ones.

jesus fucking tapdancing christ you cucks.

>Eating pussy is now beta

Fucker, when you see a pussy you can comment.

it's not like there's anything else on the internet

1/2

Damn, you beat me to it.
Now I must beat it to you.

>8muses
I'm utterly unsurprised and yet deeply disappointed.

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For god sake man do you know how desperate you sound? Fucking christ.

I want to fuck the shit out of some chick.

>desperate means being picky about what kind of grape you'll eat out of a pussy
Well I guess I learned something today.

I'm not even a grill, why are you you'ing me

Are you at least a skinny, effeminate looking man? Because right now, that will suffice.

>Eating pussy is now beta
It is

>Not holding the femanon upside down in the air while you ravage the pussy and a-hole.

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Prepare to mother in alot of three armed babys with claws sharper then fuck

Trannies aren't women. This board isn't for this type of roleplaying.

this is not ancient rome, but by all means fuck all the guys in the ass you want, if it makes you feel more manly.

>this is not ancient rome
I know, and I am filled with sadness whenever I remember that fact.

Every time I think "I wish I lived in ancient Rome" I realise they had no internet and I stop wishing for it, then I remember pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm and it's all good.

Truly the nature of man is immutable throughout the ages.

Is there a site or place to meet femanons that have Veeky Forums interests?

Tits or gtfo

>one chance at life to play tyranids
>chaos minis were cheaper

If it was more of a Tyranid fucking you deal, the Inquisition culls you.
If you really were the one topping, the Inquisition hires you.

>>one chance at life
You dying soon or what?

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Good for them, bad for everyone else.

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looks comfy af

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

I didn't know DLFG still posted here. How've you been?

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Would like to play a historical game in a Roman setting, with a big-titted Matriarch on to my right and a mutinous retainer to my left.

>A genestealer would use its face dick to brainwash you into being a normal and productive housewife, blissfully pumping out mewling hybrid spawn with your similarly brainwashed husband.
No doubt this is some freaks feti -

>yes please
Never change, Veeky Forums, never change.