Hey Veeky Forums can you help me make the cringiest, edgiest character you can think of?
I know both of those terms are very subjective but I mean by them is something that is so full of superficial, juvenile, overly gritty details, both violent and sexual, with as many tropes from DA and other sites that pander to preteens, as you can
So I guess we can start with a hermaphroditic bisexual furry in neon fur colours? Does pathfinder have any good wolf-people?
I feel like furry is to whole a genre/group. It has to have the crossover fiction vibe. It has to be a Goku-otherkin + wolf furry at least.
Okay, how about some sort of furry ninja who is on a quest to avenge his sister who he was forced to honor-kill after she was raped by the daimyo of the dragon clan
you are on to something, lets get more details
filenames
>which concentrates two beams of pure LIGHT and DARKNESS
>beams
>of DARKNESS
>a beam of the absence of light
emo feels > reals
Cringe was funny with the foam furry weeb video a lot of years ago, but now even normies at work discuss cringe videos, and cringe should just die as a concept. Dead meme.
Needs more Kingdom Hearts
So the daimyo is mickey mouse. Now he hates anything happy and innocent because he knows it is just a facade.
Now that Robbie Rotten got cancer, that image just doesn't appear as funny anymore.
Add in a Halo Keyblade (that transforms RWBY style) and we've got it made.
You're the avant grade of shitposters, I hope you're happy
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>Once upon a time, a demon raped an angel
>That angel gave birth to a halfbreed that was never supposed to exist
>Hating the child, she tries to kill it
>Using his untapped divine-evil power, the baby kills his own mother in self defense
>God (yes, the literal Abrahamic, capital G God) tries to kill this abomination for killing an angel
>The halfbreed spends years on the run from the oppressive, celestial dictator
>He grows up on the streets, where he has to kill for money at an early age
>He befriends a little girl his age, whom he starts to foster feelings for
>Until a drunk rapes her before his very eyes until she bleeds out
>Giving in to his angelic-demonic rage, he disembowels the drunk with his teeth
>He then becomes a mercenary, sharpening his skills
>He then learns the whereabouts of his father, then proceeds to enact revenge upon him by castrating him and forcing him to choke on his own balls
>Now Satan is mad at him too
>He fights all the demons of hell in a grand battle that's totally epik
>He then kills and dethrones Satan
>He then leads the demons of hell to fight against God and destroy Heaven
>He now rules everything forever with a dark, evil reign
>He's also surrounded by hot sluts with big boobies all the time even though he's brooding and a loner he's a loner because he's hurt not because he's gay fuck you Kevin Robinson from school I hope your mother gets cancer
Has to be a vampiric blade too.
"Drink my Blood!"
*spikes pop out of handle*
Thanks. Strife for perfection in all things. Even shitposting.
That last bit really sells it.
At some point in his backstory, the character was experimented on by a rogue mage. The character is now a living shadow, save for two glowing red eyes.
I feel this does have some potential but for maximum cringe this "living shadow" concept should be abused to mary suish levels.
Any reason beyond Fun as to why you want this character, OP?
I think that it is very similar to Diablo universe creation myth where humanity is offspring of both demon and angel and can wield infernal and divine power at the same time.
>Katana master
>Dead parents
>Can change genders at will for no goddamn reason
>Light and Darkness beams
>Those fucking attack names
How about we take a character from an Ayn Rand book, and turn them into an anime?
>God (yes, the literal Abrahamic, capital G God) tries to kill this abomination for killing an angel
And omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient capital G God fails to do so because...?
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>When someone enters your shop without your permission, violating the NAP, so you shoot them with your recreational gattling gun (for self-defense only) and conveniently pick up the wallet they left behind on your property
Because he wills it.
If omnipresent and omniscient capital G God fails to do something it is because he wants to fail a t it because REASONS.
For example God wants for free will to exists and sees him using to much power as a violation of free will.
>And omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient capital G God fails to do so because...?
Edge. If I'm not mistaken, that omnipotent Capital G God has been killed in multiple works of fiction. I think Spawn defeated Him at some point, but I'm not too sure about that one.
Well, Spawn is a badass.
If I were an edgy teen, I'd say that God must not actually be omniscient or omnipotent because looking at the facts it just doesn't make sense even if He decided to limit Himself for free will to exist. God must simply be pretending to be omnipotent and omniscient when the reality is He is only exceedingly powerful and able to see most things, but not all at once.
Therefore God could be killed by some entity that is both exceedingly powerful and very clever. A fool's errand regardless, but within the realm of plausibility.
Too well written, needs more crossovers. I suggest Sonic.
>Who is John Galt?
>I AM JOHN GALT
>NANI!?
>he's fast!
>nothing personnel
You're gonna need some more sexual repression and less-than-subtle self-aggrandizing language to sell this as certified Rand material.
Is it bad I would actually watch an anime based on Ayn Rand's works?
Its still pretty funny
Anthem could work as a 12 episode anime. I'd probably enjoy that, too.
>The evil socialist entered the store, which our incredibly attractive and intelligent protagonist would not open for five more minutes
>A clear violation of the non-agression principle, not that a pinko commie would open
>The man demanded service, his large, socialist boner throbbing in his jeans
>Feeling intimidated by such an overt display of Red agression (and rightfully so), our beautiful and well-endowed protaognist sought to defend herself
>Luckily, she had cleverly prepared for such a day and constructed some spare metal parts into a makeshift gattling gun (for self defense purposes only), as it would be cheaper than buying a new one herself
>She opened fire upon the closet-Leninist, her ample bossom fluttering up and down along with the recoil of her instrument of liberty
>Justice was victorious once more
I took on a similar task years ago, OP, and wrote this damned character sheet. It is my gift to you.
I bet he's emo and alone 'cause he's gay
>If Recettear was made by Ayn Rand
>He can also summon pure black fire that burns forever
This was a fantastic read.
>dethmeister
>heterochromia BUT WORSE
>hates everything
>7 foot unbreakable katana made out of hatred
>half demon/half grim reaper, vampire heritage somehow
>never had any friends because he hates everyone
>can sing really well but will never do so because he hates everything
>did I mention he hates everything
>DETHMEISTER
10/10, would edge again
STAT ME
It's Super Saiyan Devil Gene Crash Bandicoot
>makeshift gattling gun
>not using self defence/recreational nuke
Found the ANCOM
Hilarious piece of satire.
9/10.
Could only be improved if he was also part angel so he had one angel wing and one demon- vampire wing. Also he kills the people who make fun of it and everyone makes fun of it. Also if he was non- binary genderfluid pansexual demiqueer (but totally not gay).
this post made me cringe
Just look at most GodBound character sheets.
It's important to mix together several series, preferably several series with conflicting setting details, and to ruin what little continuity any of those settings may have had.
A friend of mine once ran a character in a game based on cringey Middle School bullshit who was who was the secret 14th member of Organization XIII, was his own nobody, and used to be a heartless until he got an automail heart.
Another player was half angel, half demon with one black angel wing and one white demon wing. Her evil gay demon dad and good lesbian angel mom got divorced and remarried, so now she has two evil gay dads and two good lesbian moms.
Pic related was my character.
>sexuality: useless
ultimate kars pls
*straw pops out of pommel*
Man that's actually quality stuff, your moral invention of traditional Christian mythological archetypes creates an actually interesting character dynamic.
Way to fail man.
> Eye colour
> other eyecolour
>reverse blade reverse wielded katanas
I can't breathe.
Youtube link is:
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To me the most cringy shit is when a character is blatantly ripped from movies or books.
POST
THE FUCKING
RULEBOOK
This is basically Preacher.
So, that wouldn't be God.
>Also if he was non- binary genderfluid pansexual demiqueer (but totally not gay).
That I think is the most important element.
Can't be gay. Can't be straight. Can't be bi.
Has to be... weird.
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It has an obscene amount of strength but is unable to put it to good use due to a low intelligence score that causes it to blunder into slapstick situations.
>turns into a fucking pony OC
Holy
SHIT
Chakat, whose name is Belle. Xir wields a sord made of DAKNESS and a Reilgun powered by SEX and a SHOTGUN and xir fights for avengeng xir family who was KILD by evil monsters and......so xir tortures and rapes them before killing them and xir likes doing it but at the same time doesn't and has TWENTY girlsfriends and boysfriends and is SO BADASS.
Or, just go with Not Important. That's literally the Edgelord.
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I dunno, JIZZDRAGON and EMOTIONS sound... fine. Not edgy.
>Cummies
I've seen it so many times and it still sends my sides into orbit
If God is omniscient then free will can't exist regardless of what he wants.
>Edgelord
Y'know, I once look at that term and thought about playing an actual lord from an edgy place with the twist that, in spite of all the black clothing and edgy decorations, he had the combat skill, personality and general competence of left in pic related.
>there is a ! power level
My sides
>long range gun
>like Tracer
Somewhere, a French sniper is crying herself to sleep.
I lost it at BADINFLUENCE
Less funny when half of those are quite obviously satire.
>hates God for being a prep good guy
I see what you did there
Am I the only one that's bothered that powering up causes the character to change gender? The other stuff looks pretty normal for cringe sues on first glance, but that's just weird.
I think the artist just traced the poses and couldn't find someting decent with a woman.
im still wondering why is everyone so obssesed with twilight and how do they get it from combining light and darkness, when you combine the two you get light not twilight
Same reason why the thing that killed its angel mother while an infant couldn't fight off one drunk before he got his rape on. Duh.
I think in many cases light and darkness are more symbolical. Good/Evil dynamic, or light as the sublime divinity vs. man's hidden bestial nature in darkness. A character who balances this can be an exploration of dynamic and static balance, or more likely in the cases in this thread, stand above either and have mastered both.
There's probably something with Eastern philosophy and duality and all that stuff too.
And at least in the weeby circles, Kingdom Hearts is to blame. It has tangible light and darkness like and basicly as DnD's Good and Evil and "Twilight" is one of many terms for "I don't have to explain shit".
While the villains in the first game used darkness, the ones of the second game were all about twilight. There was some bit about being forsaken by both light and darkness, but no such subltety is allowed in this series.
Anyway, you had an organisation of unaging beings physically unable to have emotions wearing black coats at all time. And except for one it was all guys, so this group was popular with both edgy teenagers(I got roped into running an rpg in that setting, I've seen some shit) and teenage girls wet for gay drama. So popular in fact that each and every one of them was brought back from the dead, completely ruining what little stakes the series had after time travel came up.
In general, Kingdom Hearts is an excellent example in bad writing.
And something I forgot:
For some time around 2008 the fan community was big into fan-made sequels because the official material drifted into sidegames that contribute about 30 minutes of story per year. A lot of people, mostly teenagers at this point, were making secret members of said organisation(basicly the same shit happened later in the game), and many were copying the guy dual wielding a black and a white sword.
What mentioned
>secret 14th member of Organization XIII, was his own nobody, and used to be a heartless until he got an automail heart.
doesn't make sense to normal people, and that's still a mild example.
The setting also really set "Twilight" up as the edge lord element. Light woulnd't do shit for you because it's just the Christian god. Darkness was the only way to actually get power, but it would always make you evil. So you can explain why your snowflake is so strong, while edging about how they are evil for using darkness and blah blah. And they can be persecuted and fight their inner demons, all that shit.
>minions do anime
>Who says handicaps are liabilities
I was laughing at this but then I read that and pictured some crippled 12yo trying to cope after a car crash or something.
I'd play vidya with you, crippled 12yo.
I was a gnoll living in a society on the edge of human lands. We were relatively peaceful, our hunting grounds were considered sacred to us and we knew we did not stand a chance to fight against the humans because of their superior technology and weaponry so we avoided them generally. However, adventurers be adventuring, and one day while out hunting our pack was ambushed by a party of adventurers looking to make a name for themselves by bringing back monsters for trade in the human slaver markets. I was separated from my brothers and was transported to a port town and sent on a boat to be sold into slavery. On the voyage, the boat I was on was attacked by an emperial vessel out hunting for slavers, pirates and other illict goods traders. I was rescued and taken back to the grand imperial city where I was allowed to go free and make something of myself. Seeing how powerful the order of paladins were I chose to apply and join their ranks, hoping I could grow strong enough to find my brothers and save our families before we were all wiped out, or worse...
... my first mission with the paladins was to deal with a small group of undead being risen by a lich in the southern towns, who was preying on the villagers there to use as his subjects in unlife. by thetime we had gotten there though only a few people were left and the situation had gotten bad. though we fought bravely only myself and two others and one of the villagers made it out and I swore and oath against evil and undead, that I would train harder and avenge my paladin bretheren. I grew stronger from training and prayed every day, and eventually after years became powerful enough to finally make a difference in the world. the hardest part of it was having to face my fallen brothers who had become the necromancer's puppets, having to slay them. but they were not my brothers anymore, and I was bound to my duty as a paladin to slay them all. As i killed the necromancer my resolve steeled and I knew what I had to do - it was my duty to cleanse the land of all evil and blasphemy of life. Hearing tales of a vampire lord building an empire in the west, I grouped up with some adventurers heading that way (our party) and we went onwards to stop this evil before it was too late.
I fuckin' LOST IT to this shit!
>When you see the SSB logo in the paw print
>B+Down: Gender Swap
It's just a Zelda/Whatshisname ripoff, but with all the good cringe thrown in for good measure.
How the fuck can you faggots have an edge thread and not include this bitch?
That's just a standard edgelord. Not even anywhere near horrid enough to be noteworthy.
I reject your response.
terrabattle.wikia.com
He is best husbando, though his recode turned him into a fucking creep.
>you will never work up the confidence to get some furry bara artist to draw him with another 300 pounds or so on him
Will your setting have centaurs OP?
I reject your rejection.
>he didn't play Metroid Prime 2
You know, mechanoid centaurs COULD be cool. car people is a tad weird though
The Dark Beam didn't actually shoot Darkness, it shot a frequency that tore a hole into vacuum space, which is why it freezes stuff.
>diremachines
Read up on your Leibniz, pleb.
>Final Smash
God damn it, Sholk...
>DICKEATER
remember to add some ironic parody.
I realize I'm a bit late to the party, but perhaps this could serve as some inspiration?