Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been three months and still no github update– I don't deserve it?
I bought three bitcoins worth of Chainlink,
Each time half the value before it,
So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, about to sell all your shit for 10 Request,
Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
You know the song by Wutang Clan
"Torture" about that guy that gets pumped, with a hot hanger, up in his rear hump?
thats kinda how this is, you could've pumped to save me from dumping,
Now it's too late, I'm ten times down now, and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy update or a tweet,
I hope you know I deleted all of your meme pics out my C:,
I loved you, Sergey, we could've been rich together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you meme about it
And when you meme
I hope you can't sleep and you Airbnb about it
I hope your shitcoin eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Sergey, that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't dump her, she gives me gains, she aint like you
‘Cause if she dumps on me, ill have nothing left, and suicide too,
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the pump now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to sell when this shit is scamming me out?

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This deserves at least 1 (you), I can see a lot of effort went into it

Appreciation, bro

kekek nice op

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recording of the new hit single. Chainlink fucked me in the ass three times

nice

kek

fuckin lolled at airbnb about it. you have bars

shoulda been couchsurfing not airbnb

but post your LINK address holy fuck my sides

LMFAO. This is topkek of the month for sure.
>Screenshot
>Copy for pasta later

Thnx

well done

nice man. good vacaroo too

DA FUQ I LOV ETHAT MOVIE

FUCK YEYUH

Holy fuck this is great haha

I really laughed. This will be history OP.

posting in best biz bread of the day

how long did this take you

>You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
>And you meme about it
>And when you meme

fekkin' lost it, man.

not long.

it came from the heart. im pretty deep in LINK.

the other STAN thread got closed, so i made my own.

for real tho wait for bitcoin to crash over the next week, alts should pump then and give you an exit point

FUCK THIS RUSSIAN FAGGOT SERGYE FAGGOTZOV THIS GUY HAS LOST ME MORE MONEY THAN I EVER PAID TAXES SRSLY FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS SCAMCOIN

BEWARE GUYS
NEVER
BUY
CHAINLINK

Dear Sergey, I invested in you, you still ain't rising. I sold my eth, btc, and omg at the bottom. I invested back in Autumn, boughta whole lotta em. There must be a problem with people's IQs or sometin. But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, where's the price at?
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest bag. I'm even more deluded than those arkie fags. Anyways, I hope you go 100 x senpai, your biggest fan.
- Stan

Nice toast

>I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest bag.

Ahaha, the two Stan posts made my day.

Top lel

On a side note, Sergey why :(

Dear, Veeky Forums, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said you're into REQ now and that's cool it's no biggie
Look, I'm really flattered you'd shill my coin and tweet me
And one of you broke in my house just to try and meet me

I'm sorry I didn't see your threads, I must've just missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to pump and dump?
I say that shit just clowning, dawg Come on, is you a chump?

You got some issues, Veeky Forums, I think you need some hodlin'
If you just kept your LINK in storage, right now you'd be golden
And what's this shit about lambo land? I heard it in the threads
I really think the market cap is getting to your heads

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was selling LINK while sending murder threats to SWIFT
And on his phone they found an app
But they didn't say what it is
Come to think about it, the app was... it was Veeky Forums

Very nice op. + 1 Internet to you

nice fampai

10/10 op

And just like that... Op became a legend.

(Morgan Freeman Voice)

top kek

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My gains are gone I'm wondering why.. got out of bed at all
The morning rain fogs up my folio, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it would all be red, with the sats right on the floor
And it reminds me that I'm holding bags, I'm holding bags..

+1

My hands got cold I'm wondering why , I keep holding all this bags
The morning pumps all in my biz board, but I can't win at all
But even if I win it will down in sats , but my Sergey in my wall , it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad at all

Fuck this thread is golden

So you think it's best for the potential, necessary, node operators for their network to pay a high price for the token their staking?

You understand that right? They're doing zero to effect the price positively until the main net is up so that people can easily participate in master nodes.

I mean, that's it user. That's exactly what's happening. If you want something else, sell your coin.

I was bitching about the same as you last month, then I looked in to setting up a node. What they're doing is an incredibly smart for the immediate success of their project when the main net goes live.

Should have had the beat playing

Yup.

+1 and get a new voice fag

You did it, Veeky Forums

Toasting in an epic bread

Fucking shit man. Kek'd

We're just on a fucking shitpost streak tonight, huh?

top fucking kek

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Add me on the screencap

Will frame this and put it in the house LINK is gonna get me

holy fuck how did he get so fat?

HAHAHAHAHHAH FUCKING TOP KEKE XD

kek this is brilliant. The best thing I've seen on Veeky Forums recently.

Legendary thread. Someone please rap this with the beat on the background. It'll make my day

holy shit

Someone add this: too

Put me in the screencap faggots

The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

unbelievable

Dear sergey, I emailed you, but you still ain't pumpin'
I left my folio, my wallet and my dick pick at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the exchange or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your project?
My portfolios dumpin too, I'm 'bout to be a wojack
If I have a burger, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name her Sergey
I read about your Uncle Confido too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some normies who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm your biggest shill
I even got the underground shit that you did with swift
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with ether too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Veeky Forums

This has been the best post, possibly in the history of posts.

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>Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Veeky Forums

I died.

a moving performance, saved

best Veeky Forums thread all week

Fucking Kek at the second vocaroo

Holy shit, gold

I swear to god, i f im not sniffing coke off a 3000/night escort's ass next christmas even cause of link's success, I will end it all.

Dear Sergey, you still ain't released any news
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me inside the slack
You didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph for Rory
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the fucking chatroom for you
For four weeks, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in november?
You said if I'd shilled for you, you would pump back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I never knew 50x gains neither
I lost money on Link instead of holding BTC or Ether
I can relate to what they're saying in the FUD
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and shitpost up
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of chainlink across the chest
Sometimes I even pump and dump to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the wojacks are such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is fake
And I respect you ‘cause you sell it
My blowup doll is jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, sergey, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like Veeky Forums shitposting up
You gotta email me, man
I'll be the biggest wallet you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, Veeky Forums
P.S. We should pump together too

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History in the making. Save this shit. Crypto ballon can pop one day. This could potentially stop you from killing yourselves. We had some laughs.

Dear serg
you still ain't called or pumped
I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to pump for me outside the conference
you didn't have to
but you coulda pumped for tezos
That's my litte ICO man
He's only six months old
We waited in the cold for four hours for you
and our foundation just said no
That's pretty shitty man
you're like his fuckin idol
he wants to be just like you man he shills you more than I do
I ain't that mad that though I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met on slack?
You said if I bought pumped you you would pump back
See I'm just like you in a way
I never had a lambo neither
And my BTC used to always dump on my gains n the sheeter
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a shitty day
I just drift away and put blockfolio on
See I don't really got shit else
so your coins help when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with the words "chainlink" across my chest
sometimes I even buy shitcoins to see how much they bleed
It's like adrenaline, the loss is such a sudden rush for me
see everything about smart contracts are real
and I respect you because you make them
BTC is jealous because I check your price 24/7
But it doesn't know you like I know your serg
no one does
BTC doesn't know what it was like for people like us comin' up
You gotta pump for me man
I'll be the biggest bagholder you'll ever lose
truly yours
your biggest fan
this is Veeky Forums

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Mark me in! Fantastic shitpost!

If someone wants to make more Veeky Forums related lyrics I'll try to rap them

LMFAO

My sides

fucking kek

bag holder rap battles when
May as well corner the pop market while we go to the moon

lyrical genius.

fucking saving this page

Holy shit im so glad i clicked on biz today

fuck yeah finally something that actually made me smile from here besides all the screaming from getting memed

Dear Veeky Forums, I meant to update sooner, but I just been busy
Forgetting about all the idiots who trusted in me
Look, I'm really flattered you would sell your link for that
But REQ is a shit coin too
It will never hit a billion market cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the slack, I must've missed you
You must think I gave a fuck about this project after I found my waifui
But what's this shit you said about you like to pump and dump too?
I say that shit just clowning, dawg
Im not going to buy your bags for you.
You got some issues, Veeky Forums, I think you need some counselin'
For believing in an exit scam as if I'd keep announcin
And what's this shit about us meant to gain together?
That type of shit'll make me rich and you poor forever
I really think you and Rory need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you buy more link, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you just dump a little, I'm glad I inspire you
But Veeky Forums, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I got rich by not holding bags
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on steemit a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some linkie had pumped and drove the price up for Veeky Forums
And kept his gains instead of selling
Then everyone dumped on his
And in the thread they found a wojack
But they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you, damn

Heil hitler!

Why is Veeky Forums so fucking great today?

love it. great

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Lambo Gang Rap from the Crypto Rap contest thread earlier

Lambo Gang
Lambo Gang
Lambo Gang
Lambo Gang


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Perfect!

like this one better than OPs

Fucckkkk hahah

Can we get this combined into one pic

PLEASE

Keep me in the cap boys, thanks biz/inem

Lol, that's pro tier

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Cringing hard.

Literal 10/10 comment user.

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oh shit haha, I am honored

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