Your current character gains a random superpower. What happens next?

Your current character gains a random superpower. What happens next?

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rodent_Swarming
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_Beam_Emission?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreak_Survivalist
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indeterminacy
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fissure_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Aura
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Magic
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Levitation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infectious_Blast
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Event_Alignment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis_Form
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suicide_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Screw_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Camouflage
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Newtonian_Motion_Defiance
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aviation_Intuition
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Computation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Venomous_Tongue
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Aspect_Enhancement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tachyon_Mimicry
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Recall
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Focused_Time_Perception
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Western_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Onmoraki_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Problem_Detection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetism_Generation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monotheistic_Deity_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ball_Projection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lock-Picking
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Infusion
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Courage_Aura
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Physiology
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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astral_Premonition

Learn, and write down the winning lottery numbers from the future. Use powers to play the stockmarket. Invest, and become CEO of my own tech company. Create new tech to help the new world.

Watch as a group of cyberpunk PC shits with misconstrued notions about me, and my company; try and destroy my "EBIL" cooperation's plans.

“You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain”

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rodent_Swarming

I'll never stay in a conventional jail cell that's for damn sure.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_Beam_Emission?useskin=oasis

Well... Currently playing a Scourge Aasimar Blood Hunter (Ghostslayer) in a Curse of Strahd game. Good against most people but what about against the undead?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreak_Survivalist

I guess he has a better chance of surviving against the growing wolf and werewolf attacks in 18th century France.

He's already pretty lucky and nifty though. Now he really is Ashley Williams.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indeterminacy

What the absolute fuck? I guess my Forge Favored Soul Goliath Sorcerer is pretty fucking favored apparently.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Manipulation
Uh... Pretty much whatever the fuck I want. Magic might be coming back into the world soon, but idgaf.

>Regenerative Cranium Addition

When he loses his head, by bard can now perform a duet by himself. Not sure if he'll get advantage for it, though...

There is now a minotaur monk that draws a small amount of power from an eldritch abomination running around making people very jealous.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fissure_Creation
Mad Scientist can now cut up the earth. I would probably use it to mine ghost rock to power my inventions.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Aura

>Half Orc with a protection complex/desire to protect people suddenly gets star powers

He'd basically try to become a god, or at least something people would believe is a god.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Magic
>azzie shaman
Cmon man

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_Creation
Paladin can now create dimensions at will. Find a way into hell, open a dimension of holy water.

You know what? I'll go for it too.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Levitation
>in a setting where there's a fuckhueg tesla coil powering the city
Welp, couple that with family riches and owning a galvanized suit of armor and I'm pretty much Iron Man minus the part about being genius or the death threatening condition.
Also I can find the Big Bad and end the plot in under an hour.

My Coachman wonders what the hell he did to get the attention of one of the chaos gods and how to hide this from his Sigmarite priest twin-brother.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infectious_Blast

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
So basically my character is now God
Hope you all enjoy a crotchety old elf swearing at you at all times of creation telling you how to do things better.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Event_Alignment

With my party, I'll need it

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis_Form
I spook away all my enemies...
and all my friends...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suicide_Inducement
Well, that works

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Manipulation
Self serving druid diviner looking to follow up on what horrible thing happened to some family, who is increasingly having trouble with the party's lack of principles and is on his way towards being disgusted into doing good.

Probably lots of conjuring spirits for information and I doubt much else on that front. It would make dealing with the local criminal element easier, and give us a serious edge in our murder-but-really-a-kidnapping investigation.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Screw_Manipulation

Haha, guess I'm screwed.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Camouflage

Considering my latest character is a neon pink sniper/infiltrator/charmer assassin (SW: Edge of the Empire), this should prove pretty handy

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creation

Depending on just how strong this is, I can make, not summon, MAKE elder gods and great old ones on a whim.

Welp, I'm the BBEG now.

>disease manipulation
I find a nurgle cult and manipulate them I guess

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Newtonian_Motion_Defiance
IT'S PURGING TIME.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
She'll probably just keep recreating the universe over and over again until it's sufficiently full of love and then spend the rest of eternity in the embrace of her master. A maid's desires are simple sometimes.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aviation_Intuition

This can go a few ways. He has his own magic pair of wings, so if those count, he masters mid-air control to the point where I ask my GM if I can use his movement action like DBZ levitation + wing flapping.

The party also has a pegasus we use to fly and carry a bunch of healing items, so if THAT counts, then he effectively becomes a nigh-untouchable mounted archer: now with air superiority.

If it actually has to be a mechanical airborne vehicle of some kind, then there's very little point in trying to upgrade to some Da Vinci flying machine when he's already got magic wings and a pegasus.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Computation

Yay, my SR technomancer lucked out!

Assuming Deus doesn't posses him to steal that delicious superpower of course.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Venomous_Tongue
Well i guess i can kill someone by kissing but being a virgin fucking wizard doesn't give this a lot of use does it.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership_Empowerment

dwarf life cleric, probably start powering up the party maybe go recruiting maybe start merc company

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Aspect_Enhancement

>she's already our primary melee
>could be anywhere from just giving herself +2 STR to being outright Kars-tier

IT BEGINS

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution

>Fantasy campaing

So I am just a normal knight that has a power he cant use

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery?useskin=oasis

I'm playing Vampire the masquerade so... if I'm aware I have the power I will become the "I Claudius" of Berlin.

If I'm not aware of it I'm fucking dead.

>Tachyon Mimicry

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tachyon_Mimicry

Erm, well, probably preside over their world as a living god.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction

A psyker suddenly realizes that she set this universe in motion, that it always has and always will move entirely by her hand.

She's not really sure how to feel about this, but it is nice to have some certainty after the last few days.

>Party meets a bunch of friendly warforged
>Shake their hand
>Suddenly discover you had the power to absorb their minds and class levels all along

>Omiscience

Ridiculously paranoid chills the fuck out as they now know where all the enemies waiting to ambush them are and quietly detours around them. Also best power first time.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Recall

I can make people remember their dreams.

...

I guess I could help out people with amnesia.

Well my game would be fucking boring
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Focused_Time_Perception

So not just a lucky halfling with visions of the future, but also infinite relative time to think? I think I would get slapped twice over.

Jedi Guardian or Draconic Sorcerer:

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis

Fuck reality, I win.

>Supernatural Priest Training

That's one way to multiclass!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Western_Embodiment

Okay, this site is just getting fucking retarded now.

>The ability to become the embodiment of westerns
>superpower

what kind of fucking retard commited this?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Onmoraki_Physiology

> Hobbit thief/cook

I became my own spiritual tendies

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Problem_Detection

This... is not a superpower.

>Astral Trapping

My chromed out of his mind dwarf becomes a paranormal investigator and gets his own show on the 2077 equivalent of the Discovery channel investigating and hunting ghosts.

Later fencing those ghosts to support his body dysmorphic disorder

Admiral Willem Beaufort of the New Order Commonwealth now possesses the power of Nature Transmutation.
OK, compared to overall command of a force equivalent to something like 50 Imperial class Star Destroyers it's probably not that big. I suppose he can help terraforming efforts?
At least it will divert the Holonet guys from his harem of Coruscant ladyboys.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetism_Generation
Paladin turns into a full medieval Jedi?

>dragonborn paladin of bahamut
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monotheistic_Deity_Physiology

"Hi boss, er.. wait I think I'm your boss now."
Guess there's worse choices for people to apotheosis into a supreme deity. Kind of boring though, it's the equivalent of an everything-proof shield. Basically kind of bullshit. Rerolling.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ball_Projection
>ki spheres
Behold, as I basically do what I did before but now shoving my balls in peoples faces as I do it! It's always useful to have the ability to hurl blobs of explosive force about.
Might interpret it as a gift from his patron deity, which might be handy as a obvious sign of favor when dealing with the priesthood.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lock-Picking

okay great my jet-pack jackass can now pick any lock. Will be great for escaping from prison later.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation
Very bad things. For everyone else, at least.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Infusion

FUCK YEAH

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Courage_Aura

Fighter becomes a bootleg Paladin?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Physiology

Good news? My clumsy, good natured but less then intelligent IG breacher is now a Mary Sue/Space marine. Bad news is I'm pretty sure the imperium is gonna try to BLAM them.