How does a human fighter defeat an orc that's almost twice is size ?

How does a human fighter defeat an orc that's almost twice is size ?

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By stabbing the fucker.

>twice is size
>twice 'is size
>twice 'iz size

Nice try orc.

Bust a cap in his green ass.

Then find some orc bitches and tap some of that fine green booty.

Same way hominidae have been killing shit many times their size for hundreds of thousands of years.

Something pointy, ideally from a safe distance.

Lucky rolls.

>ork is big and slow
>human is smaller and agile
>ork is too clumsy to hit that little fucker
>human stabs ork in the throat

Alternatively; fucking magic, faggot.

with a gun
or 2 other buddies

You ever seen a man with a severed artery? I have. It is not a pleasant thing to see.

Assuming orcs work on the same basic principles we could fuck them up.

Wolves are the fag's choice of mount.

> Twice a size of a human fighter

The Orc would be 12 tall and weight in over at 2 metric tonnes.

He be lucky to support his own weight let alone win a fight.

Take Sword.
Apply pointy end to orc.
????
Finally get that sweet, purple Night Elf nooky

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By rolling higher than his AC.

God damn but I could really go for some green booty right about now.

By being faster and better.

With lots of difficulty.

Square cube rule, fucker.

>How does a human fighter defeat an orc that's almost twice is size ?


But orcs are tiny. "Huge" orcs are "almost" as tall as men. Quite a few of them are hobbit-sized.

That's not much smaller than a megaraptor.

And not trying to get them to confess to killing your sister.

>Warcraft Orc

In the goofy proportioned world of warcraft humans are able CASUALLY wear pounds and pounds of armor that most humans in this world could not hope to lift.

That answer is he probably just stabs it with an oversized sword, OP.

Don't be that guy, the fight is assuming the orc/monster in question has already reached that size and all of its feats were achieved at that size. Square cube law has no place in fantasy, that's just basic knowledge

Violence.

The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.

>at 2 metric tonnes
Something that is twice the size is eight times the volume (and thus likely mass) so you put the weight of a human fighter at 250 kilos?

American detected.

For both fatness reasons, and being bad at metric.

Seriously though, 250 kilo is huge. Massive wrestlers like the Big Show and even Andre the Giant aren't 250kg (Andre was billed at 240, and that's probably a little over)

Yeah but Megaraptor is actually biologically possible.

Maybe he's including armour and weapons. Even if he's just being dumb, the inverse square law is a bitch, the joints on that orc would be under some real strain.

Hey, it worked. Kinda.

He confessed.

Yeah, a 12 foot orc is to have to have some seriously beefed up joints if they're anything like roughly human (or gorilla considering their heavier build/height) shaped

They're stronger; be smarter.

How do you feel about rams?

By sexually raping Orc women and Goblin women so no more Orc men will exist.

That movie made a bunch of mistakes when they showed orcs. At times they looked ten feet tall, while at other times they looked just like thicker humans.

Warcraft Humans are like bodybuilders at baseline. The movie was misleading about their size by using regular human actors when in actuality Governator in his prime would be as built as a random villager.

youtube.com/watch?v=jon4GV1u3uM

Like so.

You know, depending on the ork strain in question, that section of the primer is technically not incorrect assuming you manage to come across one of the ork clans full of small gits and nobs. It's just that whatever first-hand source it used only ever encountered orks of sub-standard size, or small orks were more common when the primer was drafted.

It's funny how Grom is supposed to be rather skinny by Orc standards but artists keep drawing him as buff as anyone else.

They're only twice their size in fucking WarCraft.
Even in modern D&D, which takes most of it's design hints from WarCraft orcs (before WarCraft they were nothing like them) they aren't impossibly strong and are stronger then the average human but well within human physical strength limits.

Or the only guys to successfully do that and report on it did it to small orks. Plenty of guys in that situation probably resorted to fighting large orks in hand to hand, but most of those guys died and the ones who didn't were above-average enough to succeed.

Because we all know that there has never been a bipedal creature that large supported by bones and sinew. All animals have identical bones and tissue.

We managed to kill all sorts of things bigger and stronger than us on our way out of africa.
The answer is of course, numbers and spears.

It even makes sense that they're built like this - they descended from giant metal vikings, as opposed to small arboreal apes.

The "metal" part used to be a lot more literal.

>descend from creations of space faring planet sized demigods who task themselves with reshaping the entire cosmos for a sense of order amid an eternal strife between darkness, demons, and elemenetal lords
>creations develop a Nordic-like culture focused on martial strength and proving yourself to your gods (the planet sized demigods) in battle
>gods are killed by a traitor in their ranks, leading to collapses across the universe in the power of their creations
>the antithesis to everything holy takes this chance to empower its minions across various worlds to break their chains
>this corrupts much of the demigod's creations, resulting in Humans
>an ancient king decrees these aberrations should be destroyed and claims the gods have abandoned them
>a band of the demigod's creations ignore this call to destruction and spirit away as many of their children to a faraway realm, where they protect them as best they can from an empire of cannibalistic beasts descended from raptors and snakes
>when they die, a champion forged by the demigods themselves takes it upon himself to defend Humanity and teach them how to defend themselves
>this champion eventually falls in battle to defend them and his legacy is nearly every single human strives to follow in his image and fight with honor and, if necessary, sacrificing yourself in a battle so that others may live and win the war tomorrow
>tribes arise and eventually war with one another, but soon one tribe rises to subjugate the rest not for glory but to protect their entire people and unite into a single empire, eventually aligning themselves with another people to strike down the last vestiges of a corrupting force, bringing a semblance of order to a chaotic land, just as their forebearers did

Warcraft Humans are 'Humanity, Fuck Yeah' but the space travel came before they did.

It would take several human fighters to kill an armed and armored orc twice his size.

>Orc
>Beating a Human in PvP
>Laughing Every Man for Himself

Why does the CG look so shit in that still image but so good on screen?

STAB HIM IN THE DICK

By ending him rightly.

>implying size matters

Not him

But
>Metric

>Fight smart, not hard
>Use guns
>Bring all your mates with swords/spears
>Pincushion the green bastard with arrows/crossbow bolts
>Use more gun
>Bring a mage
>A combination of two or more of the above

Take your pick.

HIT IT VERY HARD

MANY WHELPS, NOW, HANDLE IT

Underrated post.

There are two options, neither of which are mutually exclusive
Option 1: RIP AND TEAR
Option 2: Furious dick stabbing
>sexually raping
>sexually
As opposed to?

as opposed to non-sexual raping gee do you follow user ?

It's an /a/ meme I think.

Doesn't that mean that Warcraft trolls and elves are technically closer related to IRL humans then the actual humans of the setting are, given that they more or less came about through natural selection the elves spawning from trolls exposed to Moonwell radiation?

He doesnt.

The fuck do those lads get up to over there?

>Movie Orcs have Game Proportions
>Humans don't

Why didn't they just make it full CG?

It's related to the cult of waifuism. You can only love your waifu, but everyone else is fair game.

If they had replaced the gold on the footmen armor with blue, the armor would have been top tier.

What's even the point of those guys anymore when these dudes exist?

*crush him was feared into the* WHO THE FUCK WAAS THAT
CRUSH HIM
WHAT THE FUCK

THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK TO DO

With a game of chess

>wiped out by a couple of adventurers

Yes, real intimidating.

You mean Harrison Jones, adventurer extraordinaire. Not even Arthas could stand up to that guy.

>dexfags actually believe this

They're stronger, be smarter.

Running away until he gets tired and throwing spears.I call it reverse persistence hunting.

by presenting the one thing no race with loins can resist

30 year old twinks?

well, if we're talking Warcraft, it probably helps that Humans are the degenerated descendants of giant super vikings who are themselves the degenerated descendants of magic metal super vikings created by cosmic beings.

So I figure they're a bit tougher than real humans.

how can Trolls even compete?

Skill, and balanced weapons, and shields/armor.
The orks might be stronger and use armor crushing weapons like axes but the fact is that humans can beat them with skill and using weapons that are balanced for enhanced combat flexibility, skill with that and guns. Guns are always good.

The wolves in this movie were so awesome.
>tfw no loyal wolfbro to ride you around and protect you if anything happens

Megaraptor didn't exist, they misclassified a Spinosaur claw.

more dots

Yes
There is a reason flash was considered one of the strongest capes even before all the speed force bullshit.
Unless of course the human cannot actualy damage him in which case he will probably tire before the ork and get splated

Orcs don't wear armour so... Just cu them good and let them bleed out

>questioning the biological viability of a fantasy species
Come on man...

As to killing Orcs, it's a mix of Dark Souls and WW2: on one hand you have to dodge like a motherfucker or turn into a bloody mess, weave around him and apply as many wounds as you can. On the other hand, your side might lose on a 1v1 most of the time, but you outnumber the big guys quite a bit.

Remember, the only time pre-Thrall Horde got any shit done was when the humans were unprepared and when Orgrim kept them in line with an iron fist (leaving the siege of Lordaeron was a mistake though, but I can understand his perspective).

Additionally, humans have a more advanced, professional approach to war, while the orcs are less organised, trained, and have a huge pride issue that gets them into a lot of trouble that could have been avoided by being reasonable. Despite all that they still managed to trample everything between the Black Morass and Lordaeron once, that's a good job in my book.

It's all tactics. Which Orcs being uncivilised barbarians with barely any armor, or advanced weapons don't have.

Humans only need some good plate in order not to get smashed and slashed by the orks weapon, a huge spear formation to stop an Ork charge in its tracks, and longbows/ crossbows to kill them and soften them up. Also having some artillery for psychological effect helps.

Essentially Agincourt archers + Tercio/schiltron= human rape machine

Retreat, burning anything edible as you do so, then attack their camp when starvation and exhaustion set in, which will be very quickly.

Frostmourne belongs in a museum!

Hitting it three times as hard! BANZAIII!!!

By invoking the power of square-cube law.

exposives

heavy flamers seem to do the job quite well. Mfw i play orks and immediately i see faggits changing their lists, adding flamers last minute


question should be: how does a non eldar /space marine/ Tau fighter defeat a wraith knight??

Planes work pretty well.

Two Wingnutz' Air Armadas.

Fuck the wraithknight and everything else.

nah, lets all charge in with none of those things

Orcs are thicc

Also there are ork warlords that are big as fuck in wh fantasy

Grimgor Is 4 meters tall in canon with like 4 times the thickness of a human

I love that image so much.

Go for the balls, duh

Crotch Strike

"Dick Move, bro."

>tfw lvl 5 and 23 ac
It doesn't hurt I'm also a highly mobile musket master and am almost never directly threatened by attackers

Dude what

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaraptor

Fuck off halfling, real goblins ride wolves

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So, how would you beat an elf or dwarf, since the former is smarter and more dexterous than humans, plus magic, while the latter has decently advanced technology and advanced smithing, along with greater muscle mass, and both might use actual tactics.