What's the best standard fantasy race and why is it dwarf?

What's the best standard fantasy race and why is it dwarf?

Goblins.

Wilgar beardbattle. Not bad. Anyone get beardbeard as as name?

Durkarl Goldholme

sounds like a fucking jew name

Reinhelm Bloodstone.

Ragli MacBattle. Nice.

>Ragnar Firebeard
Boring af

Ragin Underbattle and wife Durli.

Bolfan MacBattle

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Hello Adams.

Urhelm Hammerbattle

l'm okay with that

>Reinli Runehand
Not bad.

Dwarves are good because they're consistent enough that this sort of name generator works - everyone knows what a fantasy dwarf is, more or less - but they cover enough ground that there's a range of characters they do well (and most of those call in more general archetypes/stereotypes that are familiar even outside of fantasy)

Urhelm Doombattle reporting

Haghardt Bloodhill. Not bad.

Hey that's a big assumption. Maybe my name is Baron, or Bambam.

you're correct though

I knew it was Adam because I'm also Adam.

Wilgar Undersmith.

>sounds like a fucking jew name
Well no shit

We're all Alpharius...I mean, Adam

MUH WILGAR NIGGA
I'm Rees. You?

Rein-Helm GoldBrew

Thats a helluva name

Durhelm MacSmith reporting in.

Urnar Bloodsmith
Not sure what bloodsmithing involves. Perhaps it's more to do with smithing being in the family bloodline? (although who's isn't? You know what they say about a smithy's wife)

Bolist Bloodshield

THORNAR BLOODBREW, at your service.

>Wilgar Axeshield

I'll take it.

Raghelm Spikeshield here. Greetings from Brian.

I want to see a Reinhelm Runeholme. You know what, that's my next D&D character's name.

Reinkarl Beardfoundersson

sounds like a cuck name

...Bolhelm Macshield?

My dwarf name is fucking terrible. Bolhelm sounds like something you'd buy from dwarf wal-mart for $6.99.

Hagfan Beardbeard

Urist Beardstone.
I feel generic.

Hard not to be, as a dwarf.

Though getting Urist naturally can't be that common

>Beardstone
>generic

I mean, when you have the two most dwarfy things possible as your last name, that tends to happen.

>Tfw hyphenated last name
Assuming I use first and last of both, my name is
Thorgar Axebrew-Firebattle
I sound like the kind of Dwarf youd see in an Elven Chick Tract.

Bolkan McHelm

noice

Some dwarves have to have crappy names, there, Bolhelm.

Durnar Spikeholme here, I am thinking of Van Darkholme now, thanks !

>Gimin Goodhelm
Damn, my Dwarf-mum and Dwarf-dad must really have hated me: with a name like Gimin they doomed me to a life of comic relief.
At least I might get an elf-bro

Ragist Hammersmith

Gimin Goodhelm actually sounds like the name of an Unlikely Hero.

Shit, nigga, it's better than Ragist MacHolme.

"Ragist MacHolme" doesn't even sound like a RETARDED dwarf name. Sounds like some creepy human dude.

Hello, fellow Alexander.

Durgar Understone

Urhelm Axestone, I like it.

As for standard races, the only real answer is Gobbos'
But friends, please, lets all accept people of all cultures and creeds.

Zendikar Goblins are so wierd compared to other goblins in the multiverse

Bolli Axesmith?

Sounds shit.

I don't know, the Tarkir Goblins were weirder.
I don't mind the Zendikari Goblins, they're mostly goodish guys which is a nice sort of change, and Zada is a cool guy.

Urkon Hammerbeard. I dont need weapons when I can smash things with my mighty beard.

>BOLHEM SPIKEFOUNDERSON

I'm pleased and yet sad. Wtf.

Balkon Hammersmith

Bolkarl Underfoundersson

eh, not so bad.

Haghelm Underhelm

I like helmets

Reinhelm Macbattle master race

>Reinli Macmountain
Also true lords of stuntie' keeps

Ragnar Runehill

Urist Beardsmith.

How exactly does one forge a beard.

He's a barber.

>But friends, please, lets all accept people of all cultures and creeds.
Fuck off, you hippie faggot. Some cultures are inherently inferior, especially that of Goblins.

Beware, for I am Ragli Whitehelm.

That sounds like fucking knife-ear kind of race slander to me.

Gimgar Beardbattle.

Saying to respect all cultures sounds like a fucking forest knife-ear type of thing. Not even the good ones.

...

I've got lots of wood elf friends, you take that back, you noble high elf piece of shit!

I'M A DWARF, THROUGH AND THROUGH!
AND YOU'RE A GODDAMN ADMITTED HIPPIE AND HIPPIE-FRIEND
GET OUTTA MY MOUNTAINS

YOUR BEARD IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Durgar Hammersmith
I can dig it.

As for Dwarf superiority:
Superior hardiness.
Compact frame with no loss of power.
Naturally insulated
Superior vision in dark conditions

Durist Axeholme.

Wilhelm bloodbattle, sound like a barbarian name

>Urist Runehand
>when you dwarf so hard that you carve runes into your hands

Durnar Hammerfoundersson

MY ANCESTORS INVENTED THE HAMMER. DARE NO ONE SAY OTHERWISE!

Gimist Goldshield, it flows well, dunno what kind of fucking name gimist is though.

Bolin Goodhelm

A fine name indeed

>Hagin Macsmith

meh.

Gimfur Hammerhelm, or alternatively Hammersmith.

It's ok. Alteast it's not

He must be broke as fuck then

Gimgar Underhill

That's actually pretty good.

I am Boomin Beardhill Goodbattle.

Urhardt Undersmith

Boomin Ironfoundersson Beardhill-Goodbattle if I count my middle name.

Urgar Beardsmith at your service.

>Haggar MacHand
I'll have to use this name for an NPC.

Reingar Macbrew, getting mah beer,

>Urist Hammerbattle
I battled a hammer, once, and I'm not exactly proud to say who the winner was

Durnar Goldsmith

Urhelm Hammerhelm
Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue

>Raghardt Underhelm

Underhelm? What's that supposed to mean? Was I circumcised?

Reinkarl Undermountain.
Not the worst variant, I suppose.

Hanin Doombattle?

What kind of name is that for a female dwarf?

Thorhelm Axehand.
I'm happy with this one and will stick to it.