Mfw a player reveals that their character is a lesbian

>mfw a player reveals that their character is a lesbian

Don't think you can hide it for a few sessions and it'll be okay, either, any good DM can bullshit up a fitting death for a misbehaving PC.

>lesbians can't go on adventures

Lesbians aren't welcome in the party and are a gigantic drama magnet.

>lol i'm triggerin tumblr XDDDDD

Shitbaiters don't even try these days.

>if you don't embrace progressive ideals wholesale you're baiting

Nice denial, I would have thought 2016 would be a wakeup call to you. Your era is done.

Dykes ruining the game has been a thing for years. I remember when teamkilling a lesbian PC wasn't even controversial.

Maybe it was not plot relevant until certain moment.

How can you remember bullshit that never happened?

Here's the (You)s you wanted kiddo

If it's a male player with a lesbian PC, it's cringey fetishshit rather than Tumblrshit.

It came up frequently on old Veeky Forums before the reddit invasions. The case I remember best was a lesbian Bard who wanted to sterilize all men and the Thaneborn Barbarian who killed her in front of a stadium full of women she'd just diplomancered.

Hey, don't lump gay male characters in with attention lesbians.

I remember that.

"Some of us like men attached to dicks you selfish bitch" or some such were the words the feminazi supreme heard as she died. Was an entertaining story.

That story is fucking epic and any player who doesn't agree or is triggered by it gets a permaban from my table.

The only people I've met who haven't approved have been rainbow hair gender studies majors who realised pretty quick my group isn't an inclusive safe space but in fact a very unsafe one for liberals.

Contrary to erogames and porn, your average IRL lesbian is pretty ronery, that's why they tend to ascribe new genders and made-up sexualities to themselves, because getting to make out with a polyamorous girl who has a boyfriend is as close as a lot of them get to a real relationship. I'm friends with a few, and I'm pretty liberal myself, but it's disingenuous to say that lesbians playing lesbians can't be just as cringe as male players with a lesbian PC. At the risk of generalizing, I'd say that a guy playing a lesbian is more likely to hit on everything with tits, while a girl playing a lesbian is more likely to obsess over one character to a creepy degree.

What's the problem? If they're being disruptive about it, you should just tell them to cut it out. If not, it doesn't matter.

My exact thoughts when Blizzard ruined Tracer.

Ruined? She still teleports and shoots things. That's the parts relevant to being 'Ruined'.

>the far right's last hurrah

It's the opening days of the Battle of the Bulge, kiddo, and you're trying to claim a German victory.

I remember you shitlords saying the same thing back with G.W Bush. :^)

It's a troll thread user.

>kiddo

Thanks for acknowledging your own butthurt, and no, nobody was fooled into thinking the descendant of Prescott Bush was anything but a neocon. We Nationalism now.

Enjoy that century of Supreme Court judges from the far right and the defunding of Planned Parenthood.

>shitlords

Wait, you're rusing me, aren't you? Well done, I didn't even delete the earlier portion of the post, just to give you credit.

Those hips were made for bearing strong, British children. She's been ruined.

Back ro the swamp, Cletus.

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>le accusation of being from an area the liberal views as sub-par

Back to the safe space, Ravyn Sparklefyre.