"We made the characters black when they should have been smart and female when they should have been strong because we...

"We made the characters black when they should have been smart and female when they should have been strong because we aren't sexist racists"

Why has Wizards of the Coast failed so utterly?

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we tried to warn you

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What's worse is that these fags have infiltrated this board and will call anyone who disagrees with them /pol/, and act like they aren't a whiny minority.

>mfw the background and personality chapter in D&D 5e is full of pandering faggotry

>I don't like having to look at pretty females in a variety of flavors.

YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE TO DECIDE IF YOUR CHARACTER IS OR IS NOT A TRANNY OR ELSE YOU ARE A BIGOT

Indeed!

It's even worse when they start an unending series of circlejerk threads thinly disguised by using a facebook/tumblr caricature as their opening pic!

>when the poster count doesn't increase

You must be mistaken because that was my first post in this thread.
This is my second.

>when there are 8 posts and 7 posters

Meh.
Who cares about the characters portrayed in the illustrations or the examples ?
Female characters are not new and they can be warriors or whatever if they want.
And...why not asians or black characters ?
The only problem is of course pretending this is new so they can get some progressive points but that's pointless.

He could be gay and anti-SJW.

...

What is this even in reference to?

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OP's crippling sense of persecution.

No, shut up and fuck off. I want an actual answer.

The latest MtG sets have had, horror of horrors, ethnically diverse characters who aren't predominantly male! That is such a new and shocking thing that has never happened before *cough* kamigawa *cough*.

I've been out of the loop for a while, are you guys still butthurt about the 5e manual or did another lesbian werewolf debacle happen on Magic?

Awww, the little marxist got his assbwasted and he's mad about the twoof

What twoof?

>kamigawa
>is japan

>theros
>greece is in africa rite

>innistrad
>transylvania is in africa rite

>kaladesh
>poo in loo

The problem is the pandering, which makes characters feel like tools for gaining pc points,
making them feel cheap.

A different example would be something happening in RPG style vidya lately.
Love interests are now just always attracted to the player in many games, regardless of their gender.
So you play the game as a dude, and have a relationship with person A,
you can then play it as a female and have that same relationship with person A.
It wouldn't be a problem if it were one or two characters, but when it's literally everyone, it makes the characters seem cheap, as if they have no personality independent of the player.
Now this is probably due more to lazieness than SJW pandering, but it's another example of characters being made to seem less authentic by their creator.
It's not the fact that a character is a certain sexual orientation that's the problem,
the problem is the creator doing it for reasons that are not organic to the character.

>still butthurt about the 5e manual

The D&D Monster Manual that described various gods as transsexual probably still stings.

You mean, indian setting? With surprising amount of black "indians"?

user, Asians don't count towards minority reports. They're too white to be a minority!

why so insecure, OP?

Also, transexual kobolds from Volo.

nu-right likes to be pointlessly angry about things and generally behave like 12 year olds

>The D&D Monster Manual that described various gods as transsexual probably still stings.
You'd think that after 40 years they'd be used to it by now.

Not that user, but the problem here is the
>having

>fantasy based on real world culture should be 100% copy of said real world culture
>or, better, a caricature of it

Is humping a flag a new meme in clapistan?

The Elven one who had always been like that?
Yeah, suddenly it became a page 1 fact.

Oh ok carry on then

You don't get to make a whole thread devoted to your asshurt and then call the other person mad when they make fun of you for it, you walking punchline.

>fantasy based on real world culture should always pander to real world critical theory or else it's racist

All of those regions are inhabited by nonwhites according to Americans, so I don't see the problem with making the jump to Negros. It's what they traditionally do anyway.

oh gee the widdle marxist is weally weally mad about the twoof now!

bwernie 2016!!!!!

Marx hated socdems like Bernie.

OP absolutely has the right to make a shitty /pol/fag thread on Veeky Forums.

Just like we all have the right to either ignore it or to continue bumping it.

>Oh you are arguing with me?
>You're just mad and from the enemy camp ahahaaha XDXD!
See? 12 year old brain.

>marx hated marxists because bernie isn't a real marxist socialism has never been tried and the government is corrupt so we need to pay 20-40% more in taxes that'll fix it

Looks like someone is overdosing on all that twoof and getting weally weally angwy

Sure but what % of vidya games do it ? heck what % of vidya even have romance ?
Are you not only talking about Dragon Age ?
I just think the whole PC culture is pretty much overexagerated.

Can we stop discussing american elections for a second and move back to discussing actually tabletop related issues?
Picrelated.

How does wanting a federal system of health insurance and more funding for post high school education make someone a marxist?

>ethnically diverse

Ethnicity refers mainly to culture. Europe, just as an example, is ethnically diverse. By the standards of diversity, a purely European setting is 100% Grade A diversity.

I have no idea what percent do it, I'm just using another example to help illustrate my point.

>twoof
?

>how does wanting the government to take your money and spend it for you make you a marxist?

>it's up to you to decide
>OH NO HELP IM BEING REPRESSED BY SJWZZZ

REMINDER
YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD CONSIDER THEIR GENDER AND SEXUALITY WHILE PLAYING D&D
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AUTHOR'S SEXUAL FETISHES
THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL

How is that an issue?

>Are you not only talking about Dragon Age?
his statement isn't true about Dragon Age, I mean it does have a huge group of bisexual characters who don't care if you are a man or a female but it also has gender exclusive romance targets. It even has a race exclusive romance target.

>having children
it's like you WANT to be society's slave.

Because people don't like politics being shoved into their hobby?

It feels good to know I'll never need to use tumblr since /pol/ and /v/ bring it straight to Veeky Forums for me 24 hours around the clock.

You whiny fucking teenagers.

THESE MATTERS SHOULD NOT BE EXPLORED
ESPECIALLY WITH CHILDREN
SEX ED IS BAD AND ONLY DEGENERATES CLAIM OTHERWISE

>Because people don't like cult propaganda being shoved into their hobby?

I'm pretty sure you're just shitposting, but lets take this for a spin theoretically. Why SJW's feel repressed isn't because they have the choice to decide that whatever degeneracy they're currently soap-boxing is allowed, but that whatever it is they currently don't like isn't banned. Which is somewhat entirely against the stance of free choice if you decide some choices are automatically invalid because you don't like them.

>politics
Sexuality is an important part of humanity, liked it or not.

>how dare you complain about people shoving politics into stuff?!
>god! I hate how people are always posting about politics here!
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news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/former-ontario-education-deputy-minister-pleads-guilty-to-three-child-porn-charges

>minister obsessed with teaching children "progressive" sex ed caught with child pornography
>n-nothing to see here

sex ed is "how is babby formed - what is period - how to avoid pregnancy and STDs" not identity politics

Wow so it's seriously impossible to escape from this political bullshit for even a few hours of gaming now? Awesome.

Are we still discussing a "here's a word so that tranners don't get mad, now to the bard class features" paragraph in PHB?

Children are insufferable little shits who deserve to be abused (sexually or otherwise) so that guy did nothing wrong.

Do you know what PC stands for by any chance?

True, but socialism is cult propaganda too, yet it's still referred to as politics.
Probably wrongly, but that's why I use the word.

>Wow so it's seriously impossible to escape from this political bullshit for even a few hours of gaming now?
Why would a couple of sentences in the character customization section even remotely mean that?

You sound pretty hysterical, mate. Relax. The icky, nasty SJWs don't come to your house to force you get AIDS.

FPBP

First post in your shit thread retard, and this makes two.

Don't forget, he was a personal friend of the fucking prime minister of canada

muslim detected

Then its a good thing your first post is all I needed to prove my point.
I'm not OP by the way.

Wew lad, it's a game of pretend. If someone wants to pretend in their free time to be a half orc who wants to me a elf then I'm not going to stop them. I certainly wouldn't want to play with them, or even befriend them, but if they've found a group that wants to do roll with it then fair fucks. I mean the inclusion in the rule book is a bit odd, but I'm a grown man and I'm not going to get angry on the internet over it because i have more pressing issues in my life and things to get on with.

Actually lad all this anti-sjw, pro-sjw stuff is pop-politics at it's finest. Outside of the internet no one knows what a SJW is, or cares. Idpol is just two groups throwing shit buzzwords at each other expecting the other to give in.

Real politics is a dry affair and requires study, this culture of pop-politics revolves around shouting whatever your views are really loudly and making a racket on forums only people who agree with you are on.

This is what shitlibs actually believe.

Yep. This whole thread is because the "sex" sub-section of the character details section of the "Personality and Background" chapter.

Probably, it's just a losing battle with some people on these sorts of topics. The only winning move is not to play, but damn if it isn't hard not to play anyway.

At least none of the female pics in the PHB have a booty nice enough to start a controversy.

And mudslimes should be beheaded.

The fact that children deserve to be hurt is just common sense, nothing to do with religion. In fact religion is one of the things that hinder child abuse because it's against most religious dogmas.

Player Character?

>how does wanting the government to invest the money into increasing the qualification of the US workforce (with the aim of creating a population that actually earns enough to pay income tax) make you anything other than a terrible commie bastard who'd make America unsafe for the people financing your campaign

fixed for ya.

But this very thread is the definition of it.
>I'M MAD ABOUT THING
>lol
>YOU AREN'T MAD ABOUT THING? DIE YOU LIBERAL MUSLIM GENDERQUEEN SCUM THAT CAN'T BEAR THE ~~TRUTH~~**

>it's just pretend
>but you aren't allowed to pretend that my fetish doesn't exist

Holy shit.

awwwww, he's weally weally weally weally angwy guys

>government
>actually investing money instead of blowing it on buying votes
You lost me right there.

Why isn't this guy a member of the BBC and the House of Lords yet?

At this point I'm pretty sure OP was just falseflagging in order to bring out the /pol/tards

by the way did you know what the latest trendy contrarian political affiliation is?
Communism apparently.

So hop in the marxist train if you wanna be edgier than every other edgy political memester

>lol u mad
>no u mad

>being this /pol/
Get self aware, bruh

>I'M MAD
>lol
>HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU WHITE MALE CISSCUM HOMOPHOBIC I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG

see, caricatures work both ways

What, you've never seen a child in real life? They're all incredibly punchable.

How old are you?

Get on with times, the right is the new counterculture.

I know, right? He's not even editor of the new york times or anything, someone promote this great man!

I dipped into this thread ready to espouse my hot opinions but then reminded me I need to grow the fuck up and get off the internet.

"It makes them money." ~Why companies do anything.

No, that's 2015 as fuck. Trump won so obviously that's no longer the case.
we gommies now.