I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor
Some FOMO that'll pump my coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots are co-operating
Cause binance is finally operating (heyyy!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you dont have a clue you're hating
Cause your crypto's dump problem is complicating!
So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down and pump BTC
But it feels so empty without me
So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the tip and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a meme revolution, polluting Veeky Forums all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?
Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima, buy in and then I'm gonna
Enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna
