In 2018 im eating at sit down restaurants for every meal

in 2018 im eating at sit down restaurants for every meal

>what am i in for

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What a faggy frou frou thing to do.

OP is a fag.

>what am i in for
losing all of your money on frivolity.

Heart disease. Olive Garden isn't a sit down restaurant you autistic NEET.

>tee hee Imma order a salad cuz i wanna stay thin!

>...hey user that burger looks really good can I have a bite? Just one?

fuck off bitch order your own burger jesus christ.

You’re in for mediocre meals. Get an experienced personal chef, preferably french

>sit down restaurants
So you mean restaurants

Basically. Its what poor people call a non fast food restaurant.

No more stand-up restaurants? Those are the best kind food doesn't fall in your lap

i still dont get this, do people take no joy in self suficiency and competence?

At my last job I could expense almost all of my food and drinks. I worked for a distributor as a craft beer sales guy. I literally ate out every meal. Drank a lot of free beer too. Gained about 30 pounds and became a raging alcoholic, but I kind of liked eating out. Except when drunk and hungry at 3am

>his time is that worthless that he chooses to spend it preparing good food?
>WAIT WHAT? You don't even take the time to make up and eat good food, just prepackaged shit?
You pleb! I stand with OP

You kneel for OP and take it in the ass from your mom's black lover.

You, like OP, are a fag you metrosexual khaki pants wearing hipster bitch.

>sit down restaurants
Is there any other kind?
You're a burger, aren't you?
Do you refer to drive ins as restaurants?

Shittest reply I've ever received. Even has the Reddit spacing.
Second hand embarrassment I'm getting from you is actually unbearable

I was a line cook before I made it user. Im never cooking again.

who is this cummy mummy?

If you are a burger, please, PLEASE, TIP YOUR SERVER/BARTENDER APPROPRIATELY. 20% on average.

I get it, I don't like the tipping culture either, so there's no need for the ensuing arguments. If you are going to a "sit down restaurant" your sever is making about $3.15 an hour. That barely covers taxes. The culture sucks, I get it. But these people will literally be losing money if you don't.

How much USD would this cost?

>drive in
It's drive THROUGH. Get it right you dumb Islamic yurofuck. Also McDonalds is a restaurant though with your GDP you probably can't even afford that.

youre a dumbass

No more brother wars.

suck a duck

True. But I also have a girlfriend. Keep being a neet

>that'll be 0.1337 ETH without tip or tax, sir

dont worry, I will

food poisoning, weight gain and an increase in abnormal sperm count due to the food industry's practice of using cheap ingredients to maximize their profit margins

here in Canada they make 10 dollars an hour. tipped minimum wage

>some people call fast food joints fast food "restaurants"
Let me guess... the US?

You talk like fast food joints require a high GDP. Is US education that bad?

*checks White House*

Oh, forget I mentioned it.

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Congrats on this, seriously

Better get a fucking gym membership while you're at it.

Please, call me Gold.

"BUT user, I CANT ORDER A WHOLE BURGER, U DON"T WANT ME TO GET FAT DO YOU??"

LOL so true.

Bitch could stay thin if she just lifted after and turned that burg into muscle.

kek

Im uniroically too nervous to at a restaurant alone. what do

Get used to it. Stop giving a fuck. You live in the best age to eat alone, due to smartphones.

I did.

Only eat half the meal, should be enough calories in most cases. Other half, take out and eat for another meal. Only fat people eat entire meals at restaurants.

This niqqa knows.

Sit at the bar

Wasting hours upon hours waiting for service.