A local hobo is about to attack the party along with his magic dog

A local hobo is about to attack the party along with his magic dog.
First set of dubs picks his name.
Second picks the dog's name.

David Cameron. The dog's actually a dire piggy.

Florida Man.

Captain Stan the Science Man.

Praise Kek.

Emperor No-Pants

Ho Bo (he has Chinese ancestors)

God dammit

name the dog
Stark

Ammy.

Well that's one down.

>Ho Bo the hobo and his magic dog, _______

Snufflebumpkins

Brunch

David Moyes

Dab

so the party must hit the Dab

Bork Master Flash

Bloodguzzler

Cuntanova

Ho Bo, and his magic dog Dab are attacking the party.

Wew. Name of the town?

Results are in folks,

Ho Bo the hobo and Dab the magic dog are attacking the party.
Have a good day.

This sounds a lot like my ranger.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolling to fend them off with a spoon.

Dawg