You are the Emperor of Mankind. Your designs have gone terribly wrong, and instead of creating pri[m]archs you have instead generated pri[f]archs.
Determined to make the best of a bad situation, you take one as your waifu. Which one do you pick and why?
Pic related.
Easton Morgan
The rest.
Parker Jackson
>waifuing your daughter
Adrian Adams
I'm not going to fuck my daughter, user. I'll just use my prifarchs like I would have used primarchs.
Wyatt Clark
If it's grown in a test tube it's fair game desu. You're the Emperor of Mankind, you can't afford to be so sentimental when taking waifus.
Charles Ortiz
When is this garbage going to end?
Angel Smith
you faggots can't even begin to think about an idea unless it has fucking animu sameface garbage plastered all over it can you.
James Sanchez
You know, I would've actually given a shit about this thread and maybe even tried to steer it in a slightly less degenerate direction
but you used WHH fanart
Parker Hughes
After long and careful thought I decided to destroy all trace that any of these existed, up and including the OP, after which I rebegin and don't screw up chromosome-part this time. Mental note to self: Double X means kisses so produces women, which I don't make, I can get enough
Dylan Sanders
Magnus to create the ultimate psycher
for humanity of course
Ryan Myers
>prifarchs
Camden Morgan
Primarchs (female)
William Walker
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Jason Rodriguez
Nope, that's still just dumb as hell. Just say Primarchs (female) instead. Otherwise, you're just an SJW cunt, or stealing their vocabulary; I don't know what's worse.
Daniel Wilson
Maybe it's a pun?
Blake Russell
a pun on what though?
Hudson Baker
i take the guy who is also a subpar tank because i can ride him around and take him off some sweet jumps
Connor Nguyen
I don't know what's worse, that fact that this concept managed to generate enough content back in the day to warrant an entire series of articles on 1d4chan, or that OP is probably a newfag who saw this in 1d4chan and thought that it was the norm rather than just a hidden from he days when Veeky Forums was even more rife with waifu-faggotry than it is now.
Cameron Miller
Like it's not even a choice
Angel Jenkins
That's an amazing picture from what I assume is a porn game simulator. Even got the black eyes without iris or pupil right.
John Anderson
The author made Roberta and Furia, but I only saved Kelly.
Jace James
>Honey Select
Good taste.
Joseph Williams
...
Gabriel Moore
2016 goty
Nathaniel Allen
Fuck that gay incest shit, gonna have beautiful aid babies with Papa Nurgle
Adrian Martin
I've made a huge mistake.
Jeremiah Cook
Which one has the cutest penis and tighest butt?
Because the only pri[f]archs I want are the pri[f](m)archs
Hunter Stewart
is that some Victim "Girls"?
Blake Cruz
Or, crazy thought here, maybe as the most powerful guy in the galaxy, I can just take my pick of the choicest pussy in the universe without resorting to test tube incest?
Crazy I know
Jayden Rodriguez
Welp, I just need to recreate this mistake and make a fem clone of myself. All this bitches can be sucked into warp, they all highly flawed.
Kevin Carter
...
Nolan Perry
yeah, artist is the same
Jaxon Adams
Less snuff, which is good.
Juan Perry
Why pick when rolling is possible?
Jordan Rogers
>Be Emps >Roll 25 >Wat do?
Dominic Gomez
>Queen of Spades Damn, ok, I'll risk it.
Mason Gonzalez
rollan
Jordan Mitchell
...
Asher Anderson
I choose sexiest primarch
Wyatt Johnson
Rollin'
Julian Martin
roll
Hunter Gray
More common than you know.
Eli Miller
>The eyes get bigger and more autistic each generation
Inbreeding trufax
Carson Reed
...
Justin Diaz
I'm pretty sure the concept of "procreation" or "love" is below the Emperor. The only plus I see from this is what Malcador said about females not being so argumentative and competitive as males are, so possibly it might prevent the Horus Heresy. However, like I said, "love" is a concept below the Emperor, so he still might cause it by being a giant dick to them. Heck, after he's done reuniting humanity he'll probably just have them disposed of like he did with the Thunder Warriors. That fear was one of the reasons why some of the primarchs turned to begin with.
also >incest
Thomas Gray
My my digits reveal my destiny.
Connor Smith
Just fucking kill them all and start over.
Parker Russell
How can one man be so based?
Jack Perez
Rolled 19 (1d100)
This is a serious gamble
Xavier Wood
I hope Baron turns out okay. I know next to nothing about him, but in some pics he looks like he'll grow into a super villain and in others he looks super innocent.
Ryan Torres
The president isn't wrong here
Dylan Smith
Given how old Trump was when Baron was born, there's a good chance he's autistic. It would certainly explain Trump trying to blame autism on vaccines.
Nolan Mitchell
He has a "I don't know what the fuck is happening and I don't care" expression in every picture I see of him and I love it.
Owen Clark
He is only 10
Xavier Rodriguez
I pri(f)art in OP's general direction.
Christopher Barnes
>Using THAT particular piece of software to make the High School Primarchs
I hope whoever did it also made lots of hentai.
Ryder Howard
Fulgrim-chan looks cute, as always.
Jordan Morgan
No feminine penis is HERESY
Liam Cox
34 por favor
Gabriel Butler
Congrats, you got a psyker
Nathaniel Evans
rolling
check em
Jacob Foster
Please give me something nice.
Anthony Powell
she'll compleat me
Dominic Harris
I suppose she could teach me necromancy.
Easton Wood
Gotta go with Horus-chan. She is just the right kind of cute!
Nolan Watson
You're the master of genetics. Make a female clone of yourself. Because if anyone deserves your love it's you.
Grayson Sanchez
You're missing two.
Also what the fuck is wrong with you? They're your daughters for fucks sake.
Alexander Collins
>for fucks sake
Lucas Morris
What, why would i the emperor of mankind take of my daughters i made for leading my armies a waifu? Its not like the emperor choose a husbando in real fluff, but i dont expect anyone making these threads actually know anything about wh40k