Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1309: I am Become Jumper Destroyer of Worlds Edition

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Reposting the drive-ready version.

I'll be taking a breather for a bit and focusing on builds/writing/responsibility things.

>I am Become Jumper Destroyer of Worlds Edition

Very fitting

Jumpers!
Have you ever... destroyed a world? Ever accidentally a whole jump?

Bodacious Babes.

But seriously take it easy Heavens I hope it gets better for you bro

How so?

Does Avatar count?
Because I might have accidentally a whole Pandora. On purpose.

Fuck elves. And fuck hippies. And fuck things with blue skin.

Well, uh, technically... nah.

I like elves and things with blue skin, and the Pandorans aren't hippies.

I waged a one-man war against them, mostly as an 80 meter tall space vampire elf. In a bunny suit, because that was the only thing I had that fit.

Yeah.
But those spiders totally deserved it.

Yes but it wasn't me. In saint's row my Eviler Clone destroyed the world 35 minutes before I faced her in the Zin mother ship. That was the first jump I lost. I survived it but... totally a loss.
Now Commorragh was totally me but the bomb only activates a couple minutes after my jump ends. In case I spark and can go back and fix it.

>Destroyed a world
I've mined planets down to nothing, but none with living organisms.
>Accidentally.
No. At this point, I don't think I can do things accidentally.

Looks good man. I'm going to have to find some time to watch a few episodes and squeeze this into my chain somewhere. It looks like it would be a blast. I hope you have a good break.

Not yet. I'm saving that for when I hit Commorragh and a few other completely irredeemable settings. It won't be accidental though.
What? I may try to be a good guy but even I want to know what it's like to blow up a whole planet. I can hardly be called a Jumper until I do it once. Just once or twice though.[/spoiler[
I guess I could just practice on some moons, huh Heavens?

so are we not getting a sailor moon crystal jump??

Game Boy accidentally Binbougami Ga thanks to Grail Kun lying to him. Long story short Grail Kun flooded the setting with hellish evil glitch water and it's Game Boy's fault for listening to him. Good thing I purchased the Digitizer in the Captain N jump but unfortunately I'm unable to reverse engineer it for most of the jump

So I'm having Game Boy fix his fuckups and sending Tsundachi and Vash's .45 Long Colt as an item spirit to help him out as he runs around the setting blasting evil glitch zombies and while the gods and me fix the rest of the corruption

Nope, we got better. We finally replaced the original piece of shit that's on the drive.

The current Sailor Moon jump has an optional +0 drawback to change it to Crystal continuity.

So far, I think the worst I've accidentally' did a couple of small towns in Sherlock.

And entire worlds in minecraft, I guess, but those don't count.

Terra Formars

I spent a few decades exterminating those over evolved roaches and around the end I may have gotten a little over zealous in my efforts.

Drawbacks: In FORCE, Extension, Lost Logia Magnet, Befriending, Clothing Damage, Separated, Targeted, What Evacuation Siren? (1800)

Group A Scenario: Mantle of the Saint Kaiser (2100)

Group B Scenario: Belka Reborn (2700)

Ruwella

Wanderer, age 19

Age Is No Barrier (Free)
Well Adjusted (Free)
Zenryoku Zenkai! (2600)
Friendly Rivalry (2450)
I CAN BE SHOT (2250)
Power of Friendship (1950)
Ancient Knowledge (1550)
Natural Potential: SS (950)
Mid-Childan (Free)
Blood of Kings: Sagebrecht (650)
Stack of Cash (Free)
Sponsored By Pizza Hut (Free)
Mysterious Serum (350)
Shooting-type spells (Free)
Bombardment-type spells (Free)
Magic-Enhanced Attacks (Free)
Barriers and Shields (Free)
Capture-type Spells (Free)

Device (0, 2000):
-Weapon-type (Free)
-Standby Form (Free)
-Device Form (Free)
-Fulldrive (1700)
-Old Partner: Sonic Module Weirding Screwdriver (1500)
-Auto-Repair (Free)
-Auto-Guard (1450)
-Cartridge System (1300)
-Accelerated Charge System (1150)
-Blaster System (900)
-Bits System (600)
-Union System (200)
-Defenser Plus (150)
-Sonic Boost (100)
-Mana Boost (50)
-Efficiency Boost (0)

...I think the drawbacks pretty much sum up my major disadvantage going into this jump: I absolutely. Positively. Have no idea what's going on. Can I...can I in theory just shoot magic lasers at Belka until they agree to be reasonable? Do Dubbya tactics actually work here?

Incidentally, how do the natural potential rankings work? Is, say, 3 times SS an SSS rank? What's the difference like between them anyway?

I tried to port my old build into the new jump and...now I'm wondering how I didn't implode into Garlock centuries before it actually happened.

Also I'm not sure what Nanoha's magic rank is, but I reckon there was a bit of a Beerus and Goku thing going on between us.

Several times, to my great regret. The worst would probably be Highschool DxD, where through no fault of my own my death caused what was basically a magical big bang.

>Several times, to my great regret. The worst would probably be Highschool DxD, where through no fault of my own my death caused what was basically a magical big bang.
How did that end anyway? I forgot if you wrote any more on that.

Did we ever get a full Night Angel jump? I remember hearing about it months ago, and my friend spent half our Java class today describing it to me.

I want to destroy the setting.

We do.

I routinely create inhabited pocket worlds and mine them for resources until they're barren husks. I have the blood of untold numbers of trash mobs on my hands.

>Fuck elves. And fuck hippies. And fuck things with blue skin.
I agree with the statement, though I think we mean different things by it.

>inhabited
why?? couldn't you create empty worlds? or get resources another way?

Never picked up a better way.

What's Nanoha Force?

>fuck things with blue skin
indeed

Just get Aeon Paragon or Dark Star Generator from Supreme Commander. Boom, infinite resources.

Um, not much more beyond that. An angel eventually showed up after my core consciousness didn't dissipate for some reason, properly ressurected me in part and then apologised for the whole misunderstanding while asking for help to save what was left of the world. I figured the ones trying to kill me were probably left either dead or horribly maimed by the blast wave, so-why not, ain't got nothing better to do.

...I spent the rest of the jump trudging through a desolate wasteland of a setting shattered by magical calamities.

It was very bleak and probably monotonous. My faculties were pretty borked by the whole thing too, so I had to sorta scoop up my spiritual energy to slowly build up my strength.

It's the kind of story that's better told through big Coen Brothers-style camera pans and Nihei-style panels than some internet posts. Suffice to say there was so much ambient despair my recovery happened quicker than I'd expected.

Also Issei was probably jacking it to ghost porn in a cave somewhere according to another user.

Reminder that Twi'lek women apparently innately enjoy being fawning sex slaves.

They really are the elves of Star Wars.

Can't wait for the SWTOR jump, Vette a best.

Well that's not as fun as I was expecting.

Makes sense though, thanks.

A question about the book of darkenss from the scenario: does it also have the abilities described for the book of the dawning sky? I mean the internal world and unlimited storage of spells and mana.

I'm not sure, because right now it reads like the book of darkness only has 666 slots, and can't hold any more after it is full.

What's she lik?

I have a question about DC Occult. I remember after I posted my build where I was a half blood child of the endless (death) someone posted I get a Perky Goth (Death) Companion free. I can't find that in the jump did I miss something?

Adorable and sarcastic Twi'lek; she's a pirate, treasure hunter, and (more recently) slave girl. First companion for the Sith Warrior.

Do any of the megaman jumps cover starforce?

imagine an older Mission Vao. there thats all there is to it.

Sounds like a boring sarcastic badgirl slut archetype.

I think someone pointed out how that should be a thing to CJ, and he agreed with them. It doesn't seem to have actually been implemented though.

No

No they don't. Battle Network is a long way in the past compared to those games
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No, not even close.

But that's what you described?

Boring badgirl sluts are not adorable.

Vette a cute.

Why would you even want a jump for that series?
It's really not great even in jump context

More like Mission Vao/Neeshka
Cute spunky thief girl, with a heart of gold and surprisingly strong morals.

>Buying used slaves

None of them do, no.

We were supposed to get them but... I think Reploid's quit /jc/ along with so many others.

She's brand new actually, you're her first owner.

I think he was in the IRC a month ago.
Dunno if he's busy with life or just done.

The PC is her first owner, right after she was caught trying to loot a sith temple.

>Have you ever... destroyed a world?
Just the one. We don't like to talk about it.
>Ever accidentally a whole jump?
I almost got everyone killed in Legend of Korra by dicking around, pretending to be some sort of "anti-Avatar" just for kicks. Then the actual anti-Avatar showed up, and it all went downhill.

Vette is light hearted and enjoys pranks. However she's not promiscuious as she promised her mother not to have sex with anyone but her husband. Which makes her one the rare Twi'leks that aren't sluts. I think Mission, Vette, & Hera are only three.

Well you can't blame the guy.

Can someone help me understand how Slayers magic works?

The way I understand it is people have a Pool Capacity, which is their standard mana pool, and a Bucket Capacity, which is how much power they can put into any one spell. So people have their own mana pool. But the spells all work by drawing power from spirits and the like. So what's the deal?

Shes a snarky but likeable twilek girl. But being a twilek slave means you can legally do whatever the fuck you want to her in starwars and nobody will call the cops.

Twilek slaves don't have rights, which is pretty bad when you consider twileks sell themselves to leave their shithole planet.

How big is the little guy?

To be fair, nobody in Korra is worth saving.

Hey, Dante, good to see you.

Hate to mob you as soon as you show up, but how goes DMC?

Yet they like it.

Use your mana to draw the power of an entity to you if you're using those kinds of magic. There's other kinds of magic that doesn't call on entities.

There's old Toph and Katara. I also kinda like Tenzin and his wife and... ummm... I think that's it.

They love slavehood. It beats having to hash it out on your own world which btw is a death world. Its tidally locked so its half scorching desert & half icy hellhole. There's only a small band of a habitable zone.

You're using your own magic to create a channel to the spirit. A more powerful spirit needs a stronger channel to be able to transmit their power, costing more mana to create.

Nobody, user.

Nobody.

I disagree. Korra is only one not worth saving in LoK.

Old Toph is a bitch and a shitty mom desu

What's with the bodacious babes spam lately?

I just find it odd. I mean if it sucks that bad why are they not working to build their own shipyards and just leave or build underground?

There's at least one user who says it any time HeavensAnon posts anything. HeavensAnon has been giving us updates on his jumps, so it gets said a lot in response.

She's always been a bitch. Obviously she's a bad mom. She's still great and worth saving imo.

It has become a meme user, it is not stopping any time soon.

Also this

...

With what resources? They're poor, their only export is their people. The males are great major domos, females are slaves. Everyone including Hutts can't get enough of the head tails and smooth skin. They don't have any hair besides eyelashes which are thick, which makes them more attractive.

Memes are truly the best.

Don't twileks haev pointy teeth?

Is that supposed to be a turn-off?

The things I use these planets for need planets, or at least landmasses, to drain.

Jumpers, why are you using your vast intellect on trivial things like curing cancer?

You should be using it instead to turn people into dinosaurs.

>Not doing both
pleb-tier

No. Males usually file their teeth but they're not naturally pointy.

Hey, don't sweat it, Famalamborghini Mercy. Progress on DMC's going pretty slow. I've got the origins done, but I'm pretty stumped on items and the revamped Devil Arms. I *could* tell you that this is because I've been busy recently, but... Nah, I ain't gonna lie to you guys; I'm just lazy and spent most of break procrastinating and stalling on lifts.

Because I've never been much into the bio-sciences and most technologically savvy civilizations tend to freak out when I start handing out literal magic healing potions.

If it is reasonably possible to get out cures for diseases anonymously or to shove the attention on someone else, then why not share the cure?

Even if it has to be my name attached if the setting is modern or scifi then I can make a company and hide behind it.

Various medieval fantasy settings are not so lucky as anonymity is much harder to maintain.

But what if I'm curing cancer by turning it into dinosaurs? I mean hypothetically speaking.

As far as Nanoha ranking systems go, keep in mind that there are no rank SSS ever shown(that I know of), and Hayate, a rank SS, has thrown around enough firepower to earn the nickname of Ms 'Nuclear Launch Detected'.

I mean, she pulls off the bullshit in pic related, for instance. I don't know how big the ship in the picture is, but it's not exactly tiny, y'know?

It'll stop if it starts getting spammed, like people responding to every single post with the phrase.

In the KOTOR jump you start with one single bladed lightsaber right?

Speaking of devil arms. Devil Child is the discount to every Devil Arm or just the first?

Is there going to be a companion import option in the update?

Traps are literally the worst thing.

Yes, and it's fiat protected so it'll always reappear if you lose it.

Think about it this way user, if there were no traps there would be no reverse traps either. Some sacrifices must be made.

Excellent, thank you.

Traps are for loving, Reverse Traps are for waifuing.

Reverse traps are okay. Not sure they're worth traps infecting so much goddamn porn, though.

Your taste is quickly approaching Tera tier.