Kek warlock

Me and some buddies are playing a 5e game that takes place in the modern era and I want to play a warlock of kek how should I go about it

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>Use a d100
>Write 100 character interactions on a sheet
>Every time there's a social interaction, roll to see what you do
>If you roll dubs a patriotic, anti-immigration, anti-Islamic leader is brought to power

Spend all day posting a fucking frog on an anonymous imageboard, never go outside, drink liberal tears, eventually kill yourself due to overwhelming depression

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Here, have some inspiration.

You must infiltrate the order of the dark oats to obtain the secret to travel to other dimensions.

>patriotic
I guess that's why all his shit was made in third-world sweatshops

>anti-immigration, anti-Islamic
He's neither of those things
Otherwise good advice.

First of all you must learn that Kek and Heqet are not the same thing.

Kek was a Snake/Frog/Cat and his name is written differently.

Heqet is the frog lady with the shitposting name.

No, use only dubs, no matter what.

There's so much about kek I don't know. I need to be educated on kek.

>All interactions must be autistic

uhhhh

Use something designed for modern instead of trying to modify a fantasy RPG.

If you want a heavy magic focus I'd recommend the Dresden Files RPG using the FATE system , or just regular FATE.

>prevents immigration from islamic countries including Iraq which is a frontline ally of the US.

He won't even have to roleplay.

To become a warlock your pact is 40 years of chastity and social exemption.

Now this is the proper way to trigger tg with pol related content. 10/10 op

The less stat points the player has, particularly in intelligence and charisma, the more powerful the spells become.

It's a very interesting turn of events, the most entertaining thing to come out of 2016 I would say. If you truly believe that evil jews run the world, that means ancient Egyptians were the first ones to try and stop them. And accidentally invoking the wrath of an Egyptian Chaos god to destroy the Jewish overlords is hilarious, particularly when that gods calling card was random numbers. It almost leads one to believe that Veeky Forums manifested this power and really did bring kek back into the world. Of course it's most likely just a series of hilarious coincidence

/pol/ please. Stop trying to spam your shitty memes.

What pact should I even use

>frogposters try to import their fetishes into game
Of course.

Red Pill Pact, of course.

>ancient Egyptians were the first ones to try and stop them
The first ones were actually the Babylonians, with the Exile and all.

You'll pretty much be a support caster who specializes in divination, fate alteration, and offensive spells, with wildly chaotic effects. Your focus will of course by a computer, frog statue, something like that. A warlock of Kek would also be an accomplished rogue, hacker or artificer, and would access his magical powers entirely through those means.

Multiples of the same number are more important for you than natural twenties.

>>Me and some buddies are playing a 5e game that takes place in the modern era
>how should I go about it

you shouldn't

>and I want to play a warlock of kek
you just made my answer more valid

anyone have any home-brew spells with random effects that I can use for this

Cult of Kek would be a pretty neat addition to modern rpg settings.
The whole stuff about Meme Magic, alternative timelines merging and diverging, old gods, invoking power trough numerical Ouija etc are all neat.

Shadilay
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>you can't play a game the way you want and can't experiment your dumb ideas

ok.

>I have an idea

>>>>How do I do it?

You don't actually have an idea. And the idea you're trying to have is fucking lame.