I'm in love. Been hitting on this girl who works at Starbucks for the past 2 months, she's been not interested. Today I finally asked her if they accepted bitcoin and she said no but started to be more interested in me.
I started taking to her about how I'm a professional investor and how fun crypto is. She asked me my net worth but I said that's private. I bought her dinner and we went to a movie.
Turns out she's my first and she took my virginity. I told her to quit her job and I'll take care of her. So now it's basically turned out to me paying her bills and we get to fuck every now and then. I'm living the life. I bought eth at 5$ and finally sold it all for bitcoin today.
Are women really this easy? Just buy them things and they will fuck you forever?
>posts a picture of Chad when he’s a beta provider cuck
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Jeremiah Martin
No one cares bro, lol.
Julian Allen
10/10
Bentley Rodriguez
>I'm in love with a golddigger that wasn't interested til she knew I had money Bait?
Ayden James
We had this thread last night, faggot.
Grayson Watson
yes, it's the literally world's oldest profession user you are the last human to discover it how does that make you feel?
James Lopez
This will not end well.
Benjamin Johnson
The other night we just cuddled by the fire place and listened to Christmas music. I told her my deepest desires and was drowning in love.
Andrew Rogers
Congratz, I guess
Easton Ortiz
Bait or not, it’s time to stop
Luis Gomez
you wellowing faggot leave this board is for men with money not cucks with feelings
Juan Rogers
Nice baite dude, If it's ironic it's a bad joke. If it's true it's a bad joke. 100% looser
Jaxon Moore
Congrats, you've made it
Carter Martin
She will take all your BTC you cuck
Benjamin Collins
All women are sluts when they know you're wealthy. That's how Trump can grab any pussy he wants
Asher Brooks
Cuck. Enjoy being a doormat
Benjamin Rivera
OP to educate yourself on woman go to the Return of Kings website.
Joseph Miller
yes they're easy when you have money go catch more of them if you want that kind of life if not go find a girl that owns btc herself
Adam Baker
stay away from gold diggers
find a girl who likes your physical appearence
Noah Lopez
Pump and dump her. You deserve better than a gold digga.
James Barnes
>Are women really this easy? Just buy them things and they will fuck you forever?
I know I would be if I were a chick.
Dominic Howard
>all these jelly virgins who don't evenhave balls to find a golddigger hey at least you're happy
Lincoln Richardson
girl who likes you because of your ability to make money vs girl who likes you because of hereditary traits
Nicholas Jones
Equally as shallow Then again IQ is mostly or at least half inherited
Alexander Ortiz
At least they would like you for you rather than your money
Asher Reed
>find a girl who likes your physical appearence Or you can use your bitcoin wealth to hire a slew of scientists who create a perfect robowife for you and a marketing team who introduces her naturally to you so you dont know she is a robot
perfect plan
Lincoln Rodriguez
Good, now you got these sweet confidence gains dump her and invest in a better gf.
Ayden Butler
> The images you see... were designed by women. They set a preferred ideal man at a BMI of 24.5, a waist-to-hip ratio of .86 and a waist-to-chest ratio of .77.
