27 years old, no drivers license

The only thing that matters is that you get the petrol v8 or at least the inline 6

>kys if you get a diesel

>b-b-b-ut lirik has that car

>only gets a 55k car
>only

55k is already way too much for what any car is worth. just because you're rich as fuck doesn't mean you should give loads of money to the car jews.

>falling for the rebadged volkswagen lambo meme

just take lessons now, what is stopping you, in 5 months max if you are not retarded, i guess you arent since the amount of money you made by that age. buy the car you want and enjoy life. you are the goal of poorfags like me kek. Also the car is nice, but as first car buy a cheaper car that looks nice, since almost all people crash their first car. buy a 5k used car, that will probably look still good. drie for 1 year then buy your dream car

BMWs are for the faggiest of the boomers. Audis are actually cool.

Getting a cheap used car first until you get used with driving, the streets and the region you live in. If you're from Europe then multiply the importance of this advice by 10, we have far less space than Burgerland and some cities are a nightmare to drive/park in. Drive said car for a few months and only then get something as shiny as that BMW.

What would look stupider;

Neet in a beater and being a bad driver, if people notice they wont care

Or

Neet in a lambo and being a bad driver, people will notice and they will care

Get*

Just get a 67 Stang and never look back. It's also an investment.

this,

get a cheap car; you will fuck it up anyway while learning

and above the price of of buying a car, u have the fuel, the taxes, the insurance, the maintenance and the repair (if u fuck it up, which is likely since u don't know how to drive)

>since almost all people crash their first car

i hope that's not true, i know it definitely isn't where i live

I think OP is in Australia where BMW is a 6 figure car and people have tall poppy syndrome.

I congratulate OP assuming he isn't LARPing

Sign up at a driving school that has their own cars, buy a piece of shit car and drive it for a year

Why not cash out enough to hire some premium escorts and fix your virgin problem first? At least then you'll be less of a faggot.

How much money do you have now?

Just relax user. Take it one step at a time. Women are feeble, their easy come easy go. Buy a cheap but reliable and safe used car. Learn to drive, enjoy the process of learning, everyone goes through it.

After graduating buy something you like. You always lose money when buying a car so don't buy something too expensive (up to you).

Remember that speed and stupidity kills,please be careful when you drive, never try to impress anyone with how fast you can drive.

Enjoy and grats on making it!

These larp threads have no place on biz. Please redirect it to r9k thank you

No, user. Everybody has to learn it at some point (unless you want to stay virgin to the grave). That BMW is an excellent choice as well. Do it and don't look back.

i dont mean realyl crash just an incident. it happends almost all the time. i havent yet :) but i have my drive rlicense for only like 2 weeks now kek. 18 yeats old senpai and 1k crypto wallet hoping for a 500x

>Would I look retarded driving pic related with a "L" on the back with a driving instructor?
Wait this is a thing?
Learning to drive in your own car?

Most common cause of death for 18-25 yr olds is trauma, most often involving car accidents. Yes its true.

you should definitely drive pic related! :P

Remember, other people your age have had at least 10 years of experience at both driving and having sex by now. You need to put in the hours to catch up. Just get a honda to practice driving for a year before you move on to the 365 HP bmw. Practice having sex with hookers too.

Cure virginity first
Go to adultwork.com
Find one with good reviews
Only go to hotel in-call
Get friend to wait outside if worried
Then driving lessons, cheap car only
Expensive car later

How much do you have? Post portfolio or say amount

Alright thanks alot for the advice guys. I officially quit my construction job 3 months ago after making it. You guys are always the best with the advice. I am so glad you have assured me there's still time after all I am 27 still. I thought it was too late. Thanks biz bros you're the best. Hope you all have a merry Christmas

Why dont drive the instructions car? With 2 sets of pedals and such.

Also be a litte biz and buy i seg ond hand BMW, price literally drops 5k just by touching it.

anyone else planning to wreck their current car when they've made enough crypto gains? i'm so fucking sick of my VW, it starts to have more and more problems. every time i repair something, the next thing breaks soon after.

car is waste of money when you have internet
buy quality bike at least you will do something for your health

he's right but I'm here to give you the middle ground OP
get an E30 bmw whichever version
loads of pussy, car enthusiasts will drule over it, and you'll learn to drive a real car first

Do you need some life counselling? For a tiny share of your wealth, I will teach you how to become a real human.

I've got that same golf mk4. Mine is the euro built version so it isn't COMPLETE shit, but after 200k miles it is pretty shit now.

just buy your licence goddamit british faggot

go to any country that looks lsightly corrupt - ask someone: how much for a driving license?

woala

btw car doesnt matter, you could just lease a car / hire one so you dont get bored of them... bmw can get boring

>user goes to the dealer to pick up his brand new BMW
>"Here you go sir, here are the keys, drive safely"
>b-b-b-but I dont know how to drive, my mommy will come later and pick it up
>3 months later
>user has his license and wants to take his new car for a spin
>floors the pedal and crashes into the next house killing himself, the 2 kids who were playing by the wall and the dog. because he has no idea how to handle a car like that.

It`s like having a .50Cal M82 as your first gun. Its fucking retarded, and you are retarded for not knowing how to drive a car.

Don't listen to these neckbeards OP, do it if you want to, can afford it, and can sort out the legality of cashing out (taxes, etc).

>Would I look retarded driving pic related with a "L" on the back with a driving instructor
No

buy audi a5 2.0 T

>21 years old
>driver's license
But I haven't driven in the four months since I got it. Help me overcome my fear of driving, Veeky Forums.

Why is it scary? If you live in a big city its impossible for you to travel fast, and kill yourself.

I live in NJ suburbs and the only way out of my community is to drive on high ways.

I got a peugeot 106 and I doubt anyone here can get more plebtier than me

I had to repair front windows due to a crack, had to replace timing belt twice in 1 week, rear light broke twice too, had some spontanous red engine light, replaced side mirror, drove with 0 profile during heavy rain and was constantly aquaplaning and had to drive like 15 mph to not fly into someone. Exhaust leaks and grinds when I accelerate. All in maybe 4 months.

Thanks god my brother is car mechanic and I get stuff for 80% cheaper. I paid maybe like 200$ total for repairs. Runs good now.

Still love it. Nothing is more fun than hooning your shitbox around and not caring about it.

>buying American cars

hahahaha, faggot. that new Ford GT is ok, though.

I live in Victoria, and I take the highway every day. It's extremely enjoyable at times. Just chill and go in!

Where I come from niggers drive Merc, pajeets drive BMW and the whites mostly Toyota and Ford pickups (while owning most of the farms, economy, housing, etc). Point is would you rather own a cool car thats worthless in 10 years and have little else or buy solid investments with your $ and drive a modest car until you can have both (lot of investments and great car)

We're not allowed to use our cell phones as GPS's the first year of driving in New Jersey and I don't have a GPS system, so I'm gonna get lost and panic.

I just driving this year, and when I started I knew everywhere because I used to travel with my parents. I am not being mean, but you may be an Autist. Look you should do what you are afraid of. Just do it. Tell yourself that everything will be okay.

Wouldn't an autist be more keen on learning where they're being driven? And no, I've checked the check list for autism and many of the symptoms don't describe me at all.

Just teach yourself. My 18 y.o gf taught herself to buy the v8 jaguar i bought her. Its not hard

*drive

Do you have any credit OP?
That money is useless if you still live in your parents basement.

My boss has a new lambo and tried to justify it to me with devaluation over time. Once he knew he wanted a supercar, there was no point half assing it with one that would devalue 20% in a year. Instead invest more at the beginning and the cost to own over a period can actually work out cheaper, with resale. Because they don't make many of these cars.

It's still a lot of fucking money to put into something that doesn't make more. But it does 0-60 in under 3 seconds

kek