Be a degenerate faggot

>be a degenerate faggot
>want to do some lewds in rp
>all lewd games on roll20 are shitfinder

Do I really need to learn crunchy, complicated ruleset, then skim through hundreds of mechanical options and spend hours at character creation, then learn the fluff of the setting just to satisfy my sick fetishes through online text based game of pretend?

Why do they do this?

Wouldnt some rules lite game or even freeform be much more viable for this sort of gaming?

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>pathetic ERP posting
>bitching about pathfinder

You're one stupid fuck of a poster. On every level.

You fall into the narrow chasm of "too horny to think clearly" and "too pretentious to masturbate like a normal person", combined with "too much of a cunt to play popular games" and "too much of a freak to not masturbate with roleplaying games."

I'm hoping this is just an awful bait thread. I'd hate for there to actually be someone like you trying to join games.

...You could always find online communities catering to such fetishes and do textual, rules-free RPs.

If you name these fetishes maybe some kind user will even point you in the right direction.

Finding legitimately good ERP games is hard, OP. People who choose appropriate systems and balance a narrative against the erotic content are few and far between. Unfortunately, in my experience, they also tend not to recruit openly just because after you find a stable group of similar minded players you don't really want to risk the kind of random who apply to join public ERP games.

My only suggestion is being more willing to take it slow. Join ordinary games, get to know people, make connections, make friends, and sooner or later you'll hopefully find some people with similar ideas and preferences you can enjoy the experience with. It's not quick, but it's the only way I know of making it work, from personal experience.

currently at example I'd just like to play not!Egyptian themed catgirl priestess taking copious amounts of cock

This is honestly the best bet. It's how I've managed to get my characters laid by other PCs.

Good luck, OP!

I can't promise you'll find what you want on...well, since it worries it's spam, take 4 and multiply it by two and then add chan at the end and you have this chan-style site's erp page: pastebin.com/EYTK4R8K You could try it. Especially if you want rules light or free-form.

There's F-list too, looking for profiles to match what you are after. Say, story driven fetish as yes + "Egypt" in description" and F-list search nets you 33 pages of around 10 hits per page. Did not distinguish when it comes to gender and so on. Specify it to male and you get 12 pages. Bodytype human instead of all of the above and you get 5 pages.

However you are liable to experience what mentioned. If it's quick and sex driven you are after with then I could oblige you. If you'd prefer actual plot and narrative to balance the erotic content, then I cannot.

Just follow a online optimizer guide and read the few pages on the online SRD that really matter if spending a few hours learning a system is that hard for you.

Now that COULD work if most of those games' listing wouldn't contain long lists of mechanical terms and pf fluff shit and expected me to know it. But they do.

Play Fatal motherfuckers

Oh god no. Aside from the horrible stuff in that system, clunky mechanics that get in the way are the worst fucking thing for good, high quality ERP.

>all lewd games on roll20 are shitfinder

And they're all from /pfg/. app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/65518/a-fluffy-fairy-tale-2-electric-boogaloo
app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/66875/wrath-of-the-raunchy
app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/67687/the-sultanas-hot-slave-harem

/pfg/ loves ERP, don'tcha know?

Man, it's almost like the online SRD has a search function or something that would allow you to look up these terms at a moments notice.

Just play Trials in Tainted Space

You shouldn't have to play a bad game just to enjoy some sexy roleplaying.

Just ERP on world of warcraft.

Picture related.

Pathfinder hits the sweet spot of sufficiently popular that everyone is vaguely aware of it, sufficiently bloated that it has options for most fetishes, sufficiently F R E E that nobody even needs to torrent books, and so on.

C'mon, nobody's going to be a retard and actually have you rolling dice during sexytimes no matter what system you use. And if they are, it's not going to be very effective erp.

But hey, if you don't like it you can always run a lewd game yourself!

Yep! We've managed to turn pathfinder into something quite special. Beyond the existence of a containment thread, we've turned Pathfinder into a containment game, leaving all the other, objectively good rpgs relatively free of your cancer.

Even better, we've got them to become diehard fans who will insist their broken system is superior, like some sort of sick Stockholm syndrome. The human mind is wonderfully gullible.

Quote from Pathfinder General:

>I was going to apply with a shota kitsune vigilante shapeshifting/genderbending into a titty monster girl. The girl would be his masked persona. After all, disguising as different gender is something like -2 penalty and kitsune have Realistic Likeness which allows for actual gender cahnge.

This is the Pathfinder community in a nutshell.

New quote from Pathfinder General:

>That's okay. I really liked your foxwife. I'd take her as a PC in any game I ran. I even masturbated to her!

This is Pathfinder. This is the essence of Pathfinder.

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Start a FATE game yourself

Do you even consider using the Rule mechanics (without degenerate races like kitsune etc) and making your own setting or even using Forgotten Realsm if thats what you like.
(ALMOST) Every game is, stripped to the bare rules (and houseruled!) usable for roleplaying.

I want to play a game that is not only ERP ERP ERP, but rather a good story driven by the players with lewd elements thrown in...

I really need to find some more degenerates like me

This is the only kind of ERP worth playing, IMO. An ongoing consistent story and fleshed out, engaging characters provides context and meaning to the sex instead of it just being typefucking one another in a vacuum.

When I run lewd games the balance is important. Players need enough regular sorts of things to do, but your options are open to include spicier stuff along with that, with sexy situations occurring during the game which can generally lead to sex scenes outside the main session.

My nigga

I am now incredibly morose and sad that I can't share a table with you

>the ERP fags are STILL trying to start a new ERP general

And you're bumping it. Thanks!

What's the point to do it any other way? Might as well just jack off

But what if I told you that I get off to well-written and believable, if sometimes a bit silly character interactions, growth and well-paced story progression?

Then you should join lesbian pirates

>Bro, your eyes
all the other Pathfinder pictures are fine but that one just killed me. Holy fucking furries.

Because it's popular, even though lots of other games would work even better for that kind of campaign. Hell even Risus works best if you wanted to focus more on the e part of the erp.

>If you name these fetishes
Wincest?

>too much self respect to play pathfinder
ftfy

How common is it for ERP games to have a rule that you cum IC at the same time you cum OoC? Would it be difficult to not only find a group that has these rules, but also players that consistently follow them?

>join lesbian pirates

This is something you can join? Where do I sign up? Don't leave me hanging.

That would not function at all. Players shouldn't be jerking off while they're typing, that'd make your replies super slow and be really annoying and awkward.

Do the scene first, jack off after its finished.

Agreed

Link?

OP here, actually I'm just too lazy to waste so much time and effort to dabble in tons of convoluted crunch which is tangential to the main interest.

I want just to have some cool story imterwoven with sexy things and outright lewds.

I really don't feel like learning what is some "gestalt" shit, which class out of hundreds to choose and how to progress it to 16th lvl, and how to spend my 1m gold pieces just for that. It just puts me off and there is no way for me to force myself into it.

This is pretty sad, in a "People like you should be barred from the hobby" kind of way.

ERP belongs in /soc/

you belong in /out/

Cry me a river faggot

F-list hookup threads were exiled to /soc/. That is literally the only thing they talk about. And honestly, as someone who likes ERP the f-list hookup bullshit was a blight on Veeky Forums, too. I think some nuance is necessary here.

>wants to play erotic make-believe with a bunch of sweaty, hairy men
>calls other people "faggot"

Can you crawl into a hole and die in shame? A fitting end for one of your ilk.

The OP is asking for freeform ERP.

F-list hookups is exactly what OP wants.

OP should go to /soc/ and never return.

Not wanting to play overwrought bullshit like Pathfinder doesn't mean you want freeform. There's a pretty fucking large space between occupied by a lot of great systems.

All I'm hearing is

>Wwwaaahhh, I wanna jerk off but I wanna do it with a group who also plays a game while doing it while I don't wanna go to the efforts everyone else did to learn the rules!

No one's putting a gun to your head to make you do this, and it's not like ERP is fucking limited to Pathfinder games, you want something very specific and it just so happens no one is catering to your demands in a way you don't have to do any work, boo-hoo.

>watches Porn filmed by a sweaty, hairy dude
>comments on other people's tastes in men
>intothetrash.itgoes

Can you reply without sucking so much cock?

Then you should probably go to the doctor, your hearing is fucked.

>Wouldnt some rules lite game or even freeform be much more viable for this sort of gaming?

You fucking moron.

OP is a bit of an idiot, and you would have to be as well if you think Pathfinder is overwrought to the point where you think it's going to have an impact on your masturbation.

If you really think the system matters that much, than what you are looking for isn't a system to play a loose game, but a cybersex hookup.

Yep. The 'rules lite game' bit you're purposefully ignoring there show you're full of shit, given that OP acknowledges the range while you try and zoom straight to the extremes of no system/shitty system.

Doesn't change the fact you're a pathetic shit who has to whine that when you want to make your porn fantasies have a rule system, that you have to actually fucking know what you're talking about.

It's a popular system with countless how-two guides to make things easier for you, but no, you can't spend precious time actually learning the skills you need to do what you want, you gotta spend it complaining to anonymous strangers online!

Nope. I play games just as crunchy if not more so than PF, some of them in ERPs, and it works fine. Doesn't stop Pathfinder being a shitty dumpsterfire of a system.

I agree. Try one of the Powered by the Apocalypse games, they have sex moves and are quite rules light...but still lots of reading.

>If you really think the system matters that much, than what you are looking for isn't a system to play a loose game, but a cybersex hookup

citation fucking needed

but you don't have the intellectual integrity to argue, that much is clear

Except I'm not the poster you think I am, and making that assumption makes you look like kind of an idiot.

I do still think Pathfinder is garbage, but I know how to find better games in better systems. I'm one of the people trying to advise OP on how to find a group who'll align with his tastes, both sexually and in terms of system preference.

That's hot.

>tfw no erotically-charged GURPS 4E game

desu find a MUD.

MUDs were online lewdness before online lewdness was cool.

Claiming your anyone or not anyone on a anonymous message board doesn't make you look smart.

OP is complaining that people running a system have the audacity to make players know how to play the system! As if wanting players who won't fumble about and have to ask simple mechanical questions mid-game is somehow a bad and rare thing.

I know that feel bru.

OP is bemoaning the lack of options. That is literally it. Anything else is you reading between the lines and looking for reasons to be a shit.

You don't. You just have to admit you want to textfuck and go do some searching on F-List for nonpathfinder games.

Or join Elliquiy, where they require you to not be an asshole to anyone and have a million options for games from nonlewd to lewd covering all spectrums of games and playstyles..

MUDs are dead.

All the ones with any RP of note are filled with grognards who hide in their player homes all day (or spend 20 minutes per pose filled with 90% purple prose) and total noobs who couldn't RP their way out of a paper bag and think "grammar" is a type of cookie that you eat when you've been a good boy.

All the good players have long since left.

And staff are universally terrible these days.

Fuck off. Don't pretend that OP isn't a dumb faggot when he admitted to as much, and don't pretend he doesn't have obvious ulterior motives.

Guys a fuck. And you are too, if you're not just OP again trying to pretend this ain't a shit thread.

You're on the wrong ones.

And now you reveal your complete lack of arguments or actual points to make. Good effort up till now, but you did kinda fall apart in the end.

I've been playing them for 17 years.

If you know of one that isn't total shit and has more than 5 players, feel free to name it.

Stop pretending you can dismiss people.

It's just highlights what a neurotic fuckhead you must be, and how far you are from any semblance of common thought if you think that you can mask obvious intentions by shouting "Nuh uh!"

This is not an argument, because only a moron like yourself would even pretend there was room to argue.

I think you dodged a bullet OP
I don't see good ERP coming out of joining a band of randos. For a good ERP you're probably going to want to get to know the other players a bit first.
What are their fetishes, limits, goals?

"I want to play a war ravaged Paladin weary from the eternal struggle for Virtue and Justice, whose only solace is sharing a warm bed with a companion, til the sun comes again and the battle continues."
"I want to play a Kitsune that looks 9yo, but is actually 200."

Just. Say. No.

>I you don't need nor want to deal with overcomplicated rulesets just to play a STORYgame (it doesn't even matter lewd or not) then YOU'RE DUMB FAGGOT CAUSE I SAY SO

lo and behold, shitfinder IDF at its finest.