Pathfinder General /pfg/

Fucking bureaucrats.

>How often do your characters die?

Never because my GM is a pussy.

>it seems like your crowd is having some kind of troll war

Ah, I see you've been here sometime within the last year. You see, there's no escape since the parties responsible always stay just SFW enough to avoid being banned, and only a ban could possibly stop them.

If your GM allowed it, would you solo play for bonus XP, itams or 'quipz?

I rarely get killed off, but I think that's partly because the GM's I've played with would rather move MUH PLOT along rather than actually have a monster kill PCs.

Solo play or "solo play"?

I just started noticing that the OP images are pretty smutty lately, but once in a while there's a thread with a normal image and some kind of dismissive reference to the previous thread.

""Solo play.""

Please user. Speak plainly. You're trying to be coy and it's making me sick.

So I am trying to make a Viscera Kineticist, since my DM is allowing the KoP books, and I'll admit I don't wholesale know what I am doing. Mostly because I've never touched a Kineticist before. So if I could get some tips in building a Kineticist that would be great! General idea is I would like to be a switch hitter if possible, eventually making use of utlity like Flesh Mask, evolutions, and Preserved Flesh if we can squeeze it in there. If switch hitting doesn't seem likely I'd like to try a ranged build then.

DM tends to go 25 point buy, 2 traits, can drawback for a third, and nothing first party is disallowed so all companions and stuff of the like are free game.

She's about triple my weight....
So probably.

What, you don't like healthy girls?

I sure hope that's mostly muscle.

So, synthesist question:
If I give 4 arms to my Eidolon, can my character wearing the Eidolon can make 4 attacks per round?

Hah, I wish.
My DM usually rolls in the open but when someone starts actually being in danger, it's all "I rolled in secret, enemy missed" and a complete refusal to use spells on them because we'd be the ones rolling saves.

I don't really want a meatgrinder DM, but still. At least feeling like there MIGHT be danger is kinda important.

Does each arm have a natural attack on it? Are you making a full attack? If yes to both, then yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=vShJa6GobFQ

>The synthesist also gains access to the eidolon’s special abilities and the eidolon’s evolutions.
>The synthesist is still limited to the eidolon’s maximum number of natural attacks.

Assuming you can make that many attacks already, yeah.

Next session of Hell's Vengeance TONIGHT!!!

What would your party be like in some kind of school AU?

Would your PCs be something the class rep, the straight A type, or the local bancho?

I played a clockwork construct janitor that lived in the boiler room.

Okay, so only after level 9 can I use the Multiple Attack feat of the Eidolon to use its 4 arms with claws on it in a full attack?

My character would be the arts teacher!

That's not what that feat does. An Eidolon has an actual hard limit on how many natural attacks it can have at once. Multiattack lowers the penalty on Secondary Natural Attacks from -5 to -2.

Slinger: Quiet teacher's pet
Paladin: Counselor
Edgy Rogue: Edgy kid who hangs out under the gym benches

Hey, anyone got a good source of tokens for roll20? I don't care what they are, I just need a bunch.

Is Gun+Sword just not a viable thing in PF? Or even possible with 10 million feats?

rptools.net/toolbox/token-tool/
Download and open this, drag and drop images onto the black area and resize image/token. Make your own tokens.

It's possible, but usually requires either a half-dozen feats or an archetype that actively hinders you otherwise.

An initiator could probably pull it off with more success, since they'll have maneuvers to back them up when they're otherwise needing to spend most of their feats on going into that style. But at that point, you're likely not even going to need the sword except for situational things like bypassing DR/hardness.

rolladvantage.com/tokenstamp/

d20pfsrd.com/path-of-war/classes/martial-class-templates/privateer-template

d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/sword-and-pistol-combat ? I mean yeah you need fuckin' feats to make it work, but it makes sure you don't get BTFO

Someone link a list of /pfg/ games in case I missed any.

I'm still flip-flopping on which one is better for a Daring Champion with a Paladin dip--Order of the Star, or Order of the Dragon.

Star's upper-level abilities and lay on hands synergy, I feel, would be more beneficial to me, personally (especially since GM allowed me to keep Opportune Parry and Riposte from the pre-errata version of Daring Champion).

But on the other hand, I want to be able to grant those extra actions from Order of the Dragon and I expect that Survival might actually end up being a thing in this campaign.

Any thoughts?

Do Tieflings get rashes, itches or other allergic reactions while being close to a Paladin or an Aasimar?

I think you and I can get along.

Mainly they have allergic reactions to holy water.

Some might, but it's more commonly holy water or consecrated areas that provoke that kind of reaction.

Just take whichever one you're leaning towards right now--losing your previous order isn't like breaking a paladin code, you just have to do without it for a little while. If your party needs one order's abilities more than the other, declare that you're switching over the session before you pop to your next level.

Neeshka get of the Internet.

[Autistic screeching]

>"Whenever I see him, my mouth goes dry, I start feeling feverish, and I break out in a cold sweat!"
>"I'll tell him to wear a shirt while training."

Hey /pfg/, asking again. What are the best items that give a climb speed? Or any option available specifically to a vigilante?

Your reminder that Amber Scott is writing the first part of a Molthune adventure path.

Boots of the spider or some such name and there is an animal vigilante archetype that you can take that gives you spider abilities

Rolled 17, 12, 89 = 118 (3d100)

Rolling again for a tiefling's physical traits. Let's hope we get a cute one!

Glorious hatefuck, when?

The spider climb boots are pretty bad honestly.

>Digits: extra digits
>Ears: missing
>Other: no reflection
More spooky than cute. However not particularly horrifying.

Rolled 4, 1, 88 = 93 (3d100)

Let's try again.

Spoopy can be cute, too, in it's own way, to the right persons...

>Tiefling forcing herself on the Paladin

That's not Justice, user.

What's she? I only know about Crystal and JJ.

>Tentacle arms with elbow spurs and an unspecified missing joint

I think you might want to go back to the first one.

>Good guys are a black man, black man, white woman dating black man, Arabic woman in hijab, and transgendered white woman
>Bad guys are white men supplemented by Hobgoblins with horrible Trump haircuts

Calling it, this happened with WotR.

>Arms: elbow spurs
>Arms: tentacle-like
>Other: missing joint

So I don't have elbows, got tentacle arms instead, but still have spurs on them elbows. Hm.

>forcing
"hatefuck" doesn't necessarily imply that. Maybe the tiefling's just a power bottom who grabs him and drags him off to demand he smash that booty like it's a cleric of Rovagug.

Who's justice? Letting the tiefling know her womb isn't polluted, that she can still be a mother...

Is that not justice as well?

She's a militant form of Crystal, a two-bit writer who only has a job because she's "in" with the agenda.

Remember Book 1 of WotR? She wrote that.

Rolled 15, 82, 72 = 169 (3d100)

We keep going. Third times the charm.

>She growls at him to grab her horns, slap her face and pull her tail while pounding her from behind or throatfucking her

A-user, please.

>this happened with WotR
>where there was one token black dude, one token green girl/dude, and all the other heroes were pasty as fuck.
Also, I'm interested to know how a generic-ass demon, a big pile of worms, and a giant bug can have trump haircuts or be considered white guys.

>Digits: odd number
>Other: antennae
>Other: fungal/leafy growths
I'm a weird insectoid plant. I actually know the perfect fiend for this. Pic related.

>Human Brawler: The most approachable member of the wrestling and/or boxing team. Can easily fight above his weight class.

>Sylph Sorceress: That one girl who's not half as popular as she is attractive, mainly because her doomsaying puts everyone off.

>Gnome Spiritualist: That one "perky goth" who claims to be possessed and occasionally shows signs that she might not be joking.

>Dhampir Inquisitor: That one jerk who grew up in foster care and came to resent everyone as a result. Massive edgelord, may or may not hail Satan.

>Human Wizard (Transmuter): Friendly, intelligent, on a game show team with two other nerds where they all get on county TV sometimes, has some messed-up fetishes from his time on DeviantArt.

Justice? user, there is no justice in this world. Justice is determined by the strong, It's every man for himself!

If the tiefling takes that boipussy it's his, no one will be able to stop him. That is this world's justice!

Are there any vigilante FCB, 3rd party or otherwise? Do legendary vigilante have them?

>May or may not hail Satan

It's an easy question, user.

>They start roleplaying in their tent as a demoness and knight
And then it just turns into Dramatic Couple
which you can read here e-hentai.org/g/701348/bd7920b370/

This is your reminder that 3.butthurt is so dumbed down and casualized, that the players struggle to kill a little quasit with a throwing knife.

>passing on your tainted blood to future generations, damning them to lifetimes of scorn, hatred, fear, and distrust

Why would you do this?

>Transgender human girl and her lesbian half-orc lover who was the product of a Lawful Good Orc man using his BOC on a human woman
>Black gay cleric and his drug-addled white twink fuccboi
>Some random Elf built only for suffering
>Old as fuck Human queen who's basically yearning for death

>The Templars are all evil white men

He just venting on how much he hates the blacks, women's, A-rabs, and gays and how he doesn't want to be reminded they exist in his fantasy RPGs. Leave him be, user.

Is a bard with a stutter cute and bullyable enough to apply to a /pfg/ game?

>Insists WotR is fine
>When it's one of the most hated and "if you change this it gets good" campaigns here

user, are you okay?

What happened to you to get a persecution complex this strong aside from le ebin redpill.

Why wouldn't you want to bring a half-dozen or so paladin babies into the world? Sure, some of them might have hooves or horns, but that's hardly something to stop them from fighting for truth and justice.

Or maybe I'll just suggest those parts are trash to the DM and they'll fix them accordingly!

...

I want there to be porn of that quasit.

You mean you don't buy into the 'all tiefling are cute monstergirls' thing?

I actually met a guy doing renfaire stuff who was a shoe in for the 'nerdy stutter always blushing looking away' type guy, until he started to recite. Then he turned into a full on trained Shakespearean actor with a voice like buttered velvet, fixed his posture, made eye contact, and felt every word he said.
Only to revert right back as soon as he was done and haltingly ask if he did a good job. Shit was freaky.
The big thing is to pretend you're a sorcerer and pick out only things that you can see plenty of uses for. Get a crowd control that has no save or an easy one, a few utility things that will be a good boon, and the switch hitter idea is much easier if you take infusions that stack some debuffs instead of trying to go straight damage.

The LGBT characters in WotR are incredibly offensive caricatures. You realize that right?

It was actually from years of being on this thread, from the very beginning of WotR getting published and we all pooh poohed at how terrible Amber's writing and piss poor characters are.

I have nothing but disgust for them.

>Why is this trash
>You know, there's a black guy
>that does...?
>You know NPC stuff and bix nooding, typical black guy stuff. Could you please remove it?

Yes, but don't overdo it. Stutter when nervous, like when you're talking to the person you like. Don't stutter in every fucking sentence, and make sure your character isn't fucking up all his verbal spell components. Something like being used to combat/so full of adrenaline that he doesn't stutter while fighting, but can't deal with certain non-combat stressors.

The don't have enough character to even be caricatures and that post was in response to
>>The Templars are all evil white men
When half of them are demon things, women, or people in full plate. The fucker in the armor could be the goddamn giga nigga under that, here to plunder Kenabre for all the white womens he can carry.

>Implying I'm not slippery enough to decry them as two-bit caricatures that insult my "many friends" in the LGBTQIA+ community

Good for you I guess.

Glad to see you're happy for my preferences!

See? Inclusiveness *is* wonderful.

To be fair, she's a quasit that used to have proto-Summoner class levels (the Thaumaturge, by Frog God Games, which was all about contacting outsiders and calling them forth).

Not really happy, just glad that'll I'll probably never play with you. I find your attitude disgusting, personally.

d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/dragons/scitalis

So this monster has "frills" as natural attacks.
How is that supposed to work? I mean, how can they attack with their frills? Are they razor sharp?

>Not really happy, just glad that'll I'll probably never play with you.

Are you sure? We're all anonymous here.