Stat the emperor of america Veeky Forums also stat out kek

Stat the emperor of america Veeky Forums also stat out kek

You should never attempt to stat gods, user.

If you stat it it can be killed, and that is impossible for our lord and emperor.

Sorry, but you're going to have to leave. No /pol/ posting in Veeky Forums.

Please don't spam your dumb memes here. We don't wan them.

Praise God Emperor Trump, President of Mankind

Go back to your /d/ threads then.
This is just a standard ''stat me'' thread.

> If I don't like it then it must be /pol/

Don't play dumb.
If you want to discuss politics, go to /pol/.
Since this thread can't help but devolve into pointless, mindless political discussion (or even worse, /pol/ memes), it has no place here.

And everyone knows that "Stat me" is just shorthand for "I'm an offtopic shitposting faggot."

The only shitposter here is you. Grow a thicker skin or fuck off, the rest of us are having fun with it so the only one making it a problem is you.

>post about politics
>not being about politics
You seem confused, user. Maybe you should drink a glass of water and have a lie-down.

One day you'll get sick of ban evading

>off-topic shitposting isn't off-topic shitposting because I said "stat me"

Wow, way to fool everyone.

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Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
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Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
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Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Tiny hands

Please go back to your containment board. /Pol/'s opinions are dumb but it is your dogshit memes that are the real crime against humanity.

Stat me threads have been a Veeky Forums staple for years. Fuck off newfag.

And everyone knows that "Stat me" is just shorthand for "I'm an offtopic shitposting faggot."

> call /pol/ memes dogshit
> while repeating the "/pol/ is a containment board" meme

Yes and they are are always just an accused to talk about something off topic. When it is about some fictional universe from an other medium that is fine.

This is not a topic that Veeky Forums adds anything to so please fuck off back to /Pol/

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Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice:
5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative:
+1
Speed:
30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class:
15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple:
+5/+14
Attack:
Tiny hands +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack:
2 tiny hands +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach:
10 ft./5 ft.
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Improved gab
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Scent
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Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
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Listen +8, Spot +8
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Alertness, Track
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Drained swamp
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Solitary
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4
Treasure:
None
Alignment:
Lawful neutral
Advancement:
6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment:

>grapple
>tiny hands

i don't think so, Tim

11:10 / 2.10 / +110

wait we're talking about impeachment right

Excuse*

/pol/ is a containment board, it's for anons who aren't quite smart enough to understand that The Matrix is specifically about gender diversity being a good thing

often they're the same anons who don't realize it's the Wachowski sisters now

/Pol/ is a fucking containment board just like /MLP/. Every time it spills over to other boards Veeky Forums gets shittier.

>The Matrix is specifically about gender diversity being a good thing
Elaborate.

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> Every time it spills over to other boards Veeky Forums gets shittier.
/pol/ is the reason people come to Veeky Forums these days. The other boards just leech off of the traffic that branches out from /pol/. It's not a containment board, it's the main attraction.

Nice samefagging you pathetic fuck.

Stop bumping your pathetic thread.

I got excited until I saw that you weren't talking about Norton.

No, /Pol/ infects the rest of Veeky Forums to such a degree that the only new people whom one here anymore are just more and more neo-nazis.

It's really disenhartening because I've been posting on Veeky Forums for years and now it is slowly being chocked to death by you cunts.

Who come*

FUCK!

> slowly being chocked to death
Wrong. There's more traffic than ever, and this site is more relevant than ever. All thanks to /pol/.

There is more internet traffic than ever as well so that means very little.

What is being choked out of us is our creativity and sense of humour. All we get now are more of you meme lords who couldn't generate original content if your lives depended on it. Even your memes are all just old memes given new lives as a pantomime of what they were. At least Veeky Forums still occasionally creates things but it happens less and less every month.

> What is being choked out of us is our creativity and sense of humour.

> sense of humour
> gets triggered by the simple mention of Trump
> blames /pol/ for having no sense of humor

No, that's just you being a thin skinned tumblrcunt who can't handle anything intruding into your precious safe space. You wouldn't know what humor was if it bent you over and fucked you in the ass.

When was the last time you did anything on Veeky Forums other than shitpost?

Ever helped give productive advice to someone's campaign idea?
Ever been involved in one of the game systems Veeky Forums has worked on?
Hell, I'll be you have never even contributed to a character art thread.

Shutting all over the internet like the assholes you are is not the same thing as being funny.

Just don't post and let the thread die, bruhs. Any response is what /pol/ is looking for.

It's hilarious as mentions of Obama after he was elected were generally unmolested on Veeky Forums, but threads like these show that some people simply can't handle their safe space being intruded upon and have to use double standards to cope.

Whenever there is a gap in posting he just samefagging to bump the thread. At least using sage on I can express my rage while I wait for the thread to get deleted.

Nice way to try and change the topic with blatant lies.

>comparing "mentions" of Obama to constant Trump spam threads posted several times a day for the past two weeks

King nigger got stat me threads all the time. Face it, the only reason you're complaining about it is because it's about someone you hate.

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>>>/tumblr/

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Just like there were Obama shit around the election and inauguration of Obama. But you probably weren't around earlier.

>Billy did it last year!

Your mom never taught you anything, huh? Two wrongs don't make a right. But enough dummies will make a /pol/

>Int 1
>Cha 10
>Preferred enemy: news
>Curse: tiny hands
>Alignment: chaotic neutral

Mark of Kek

Chaos Space Marine upgrade, +2 pts per model(regular units), +5 pts per model(elite units), +15(characters)

Whenever this unit rolls two or more dice and all the dice are the same number, you may change the facing of all the dice to any other number of your choice.

>Strength: 4
>Dexterity: 4
>Constitution: 5
>Intelligence: 10
>Wisdom: 10
>Charisma: 10

Pic is backstory

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