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FIRST FOR BLACK TEMPLARS

NO PITY, NO REMORSE, NO FEAR

>Black Templar
>NO XENOS
o wait
>NO WITCHES
o wait
>NO RESTRICTION TO 1000 MARINES
o wait

2nd for 40k pornography

Do Astrates have a normal sense and taste for music and arts? Could a Marine end up appreciating some music or a good painting that is not gothic chanting and paintings praising them, the emperor or their Primarchs?

Yes, Blood Angels like music and art, White Scars like poetry, Space Wolves love a good feast. There's lots.

>What are the Emperor's children

Inferno spoilers where?

Close. But not quite.

So why is the human empire called Imperium but the Emperor is called Emperor instead of Imperator?

I know that "faux-latin" is always the answer but they could've at least stayed consistent with it.

What's a healthy split of boys to toys point ratio?

30% toys, 70% boys? More, less?

They call him Imperator in high gothic, Emperor in low.

on bell of lost redirects

ok guys, i need some help with my csm list.
planning on playing a thousand point game of csm, no list tailoring.
I the following:
40 cultists
3 chaos lords
2 csm squads
1 rhino
2 hellbrutes
1 squad of chosen
1 forgefiend
I was planning on building into a black crusade detachment by buying a dark apostle for lost and damned. Then buying warpsmith and running a hellforged warpack.
Is this list ok/good? Was planning on putting the chaos lord in the same cultist squad as the dark apostle. How should I run the 2nd helbrute, seeing as though it won't get an invuln save. Planning on picking up a 2nd forgefiend later, to replace the 2nd helbrute, good idea?

depends on many factors, including your faction, the game format (500pts =/=1500pts), the toyz concerned, etc.
Plus some boyz are your only way to get some toyz so it's normal to pay for them

does anyone else magnetise their units like dreadnoughts or battlesuits or even tanks in order to easily swap out turrets and shit? or do people not worry about it and just go with what they expect to use and specify otherwise if they have a list change.

fuck, here is the list

fuck again, no bloat.

delete this

Yesterday I faced Necrons with my SoB.

Table them by turn 4. God damn it that guy is bad at playing.

1500 I had 6 Penitent Engines, 4 Immolator with 4 Flamers squad, seraphim with big cow in reserve.

He had bikes, 3 flayer, 40 warriors a full squad of inmortals and his lord with a lych guard.

Celestine didn't show up till turn 3 just to mop up the lord and his last two lych.

This why kids you don't netlist, specially if you don't understand your army.

I magnetise my battlesuits (still in the process of) since I like having customizability.
It also makes me feel snazzy.

I want to Slaanesh the sisters

Doesn't sound like not netlisting would've helped him at all.

Also
High-gothic: Latin
Low-gothic: English

Too pure for you?

Thats not a netlist. Otherwise you would have faced Canoptek Harvest and he would have gone town on you with Wraiths.

Altough damn celestine is one tough broad and makes SoB-lists so much better.

Maybe if he didn't try to teleport his lord with his body guard right in the middle of my Immolators and PE, because? Honestly no idea why he always does that.

Wasted shots into my PE, while behind a wall of Immolaror that had pop smoke and behind cover.
Like sure waste shot against things with more cover saves than Tau plot amour.

You can't solo Celestine with your lord. Proceeds to solo Celestine with his lord.

You should not put your warrior so close and near my PE. Does it and well he ended eating 4 HF plus a charge.

Needs more purity seals desu

can someone rate my list please?

Yeah none of that has anything to do with netlisting.

Celestine arrived at turn 3. Just so idiot decided it would be a good idea to charge a squad of Seraphims, that just shred him...

The cow only did something on turn 4 when he charged her and challange her to a duel

More of not knowing how to play and looking shit up. Maybe somewhere he read that teleporting at random was a good idea.

I'm honestly surprise about how bad he play.

Oh the two tables next to me had games at 1000 points the two tau had 3 rape tides, painted thou.

Is that list legal?
You lack long range dakka imo

We'll I was talking in more general terms about Celestine.

But holy shit that necron player was bad if you handicapped yourself with 6 penitent engines. Did you talk with your opponent afterwards? If I lose I always want to talk with my opponent afterwards and ask what he thinks what did I do wrong. Its a good habit which has made me much better player and also made bonds of friendship with loads of people.

Which Legion?

The Chaos Lord is a waste of points. He's not good in CC, he's slow, and he's not particularly durable. Swap him for a Sorcerer, or just drop him entirely.

Helbrutes don't want to go full melee or full ranged, since it gives the Crazed table results that always fuck you instead of just situationally fucking you. PF+MM is a good generic load-out.

Drop all the upgrades from the Warpsmith. He's not going to be winning any duels anyways. Never buy Combi-bolters on infantry. Ever. For any reason.

Overall, too many points spent on Characters, especially for Characters that don't do much on the table.

Don't buy a Dark Apostle (unless you really like the model). Just use the Power Maul Chosen from Dark Vengeance. Converting a Warpsmith out of the Power Axe Chosen is a bit trickier, but doable.

Rather than buy those Characters, I would pick up a Maulerfiend and add it to the Warpack. Use the tentacles from that to make your Warpsmith.

No Legion is waste of potential

Power maul and Ichor blood on lord are garbage.

Mixing roles in Warpack reduced entire unit efficiency missile launchers on dreads are trash, either do double forgefiend with hellbrute character melee-blocker or go full on maulerfiend/hellbrute melee.

We lost hope with him. Since I can remember he has been a players. He has been sucking hard since 3rd. Bad at fantasy, bad at MTG.

Now we just see how we can win with a silly list against him.

>Want to start a Tau army because I like the models but I'm afraid I'll get called a Weeb by anons on Veeky Forums
wat do?

Do it, weeb.

why bully?

Why be afraid of what's already happened? Now you can start your army without worry.

I play Eldar, I get called worse.

>letting the shitposts of anonymous retards that you will never meet determine what you spend hundreds of dollars and hours on
Stop being such a weak-willed faggot. If you like Tau, buy yourself some Tau.

Get a bunch of riptides and crush thoses autistic space marine players. They can cry weeb this and weeb that all they want because nobody cares what the loser has to say.

You motherfucking pointy-eared game-raping unbalanced mary sue piece of shit

and you fuckin deserve it. the only local Eldar player apologises every 10 seconds for how OP his army is kek

>Purposefully being a tard on Veeky Forums for attention
Hey look, a cuck

i dont like riptides. i want little suits

Suck my D-Cannon.

>Be Necron player
>Be told my faction is mid tier
>Be told it's boring, shit and why would I want to play them
>Roll up to a game

>Hol up, hol up... user you're not thinking of using...
>Reclamation Legion, are you?
>Canoptek Harvest, are you?
>Destroyer Cult, are you?
>Wraiths, are you?
>Lychguard, are you?
>Teleportation party van, are you?
>Scythe spam?

If my army is so shit, why do people want to veto half the fucking codex before a game

Just fucking use it all. Fuck em.

>calling people a cuck on Veeky Forums
Hey look, a 12 year old

Didn't they completely rape their fluff when they updated their codex?

Necrons are top tier.

Oh yes,they did
They're Tomb Kangz now

No, they just made it so the Overords and Lords and shit retained their identities and they broke and captured the C'tan for tricking them.

That was a fifth edition one. This one just took the last codex, pulled out all the flavor and options, but gave them the Decurion.

...

Don't get your knickers in a knot mate, I was just Joshing around with ya.

Also this Veeky Forums is boring.
I am going to go buy some recasts, see ya fa/TG/uys

They hd to pick Orks at the end. Those guys are the only ones who would enjoy getting blown up with frag missiles.

Since there is no wolves on fenris does that mean the space wolves wear the skins of their failed brothers?

HOLD THE FUCK UP
SPACE WOLVES
ARE ACTUALLY RIDING MUTATES SPACE WOLVES
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!

Did you not know that?

There are no wolves on Fenris.

I had to google "There are no wolves on Fenris" because it didn't make any sense, I've never read any Space Wolves fluff aside from the synopsis of "Space Vikings in SPAAACE!"

Wulfen are what happens if it happens to full Space Marines instead of initiates.

What do u guys think about the rumor of double core rulebooks for 8th edition?

Rate my competitive list? Also, if a character has Skilled Rider, does he confer it to his unit?

I'm sorry user, I haven't heard of that one yet, could you tell me about it?

After they lost the wolf vs lion match they decided to take the battle brother riding even further than the green marines.

My local store manager (and good friend with contacts to good ol' england) told me some nice informations/rumors.

He said the 8th Edition for 40k will have two seperate rulesets. The first one will have streamlined rules with simplified army lists, like AoS Warscrolls (one page with all needed profiles, options, special rules) but still with mostly familiar 40k rules. The second one will be a streamlined 7th Edition which will be compatible and used with Forgeworlds Horus Heresy rules. Last one is maybe compatible with 7th Edition Codices and Suppliments too.

Source is this from Dakka.

The rumor says
"The new edition will have two separate rulesets.
40K: Primary game will have a new set of streamlined rules.
30K: Heresy era ruleset will be seperate and more complex."

It's bullshit. Look at that source.

Huh. I'd quite like that. Think everyone will be getting a rules update at the same time? I would really, really enjoy a power shuffle.

Mikhael - Total rumors: (2 TRUE) / (0 FALSE) / (0 PARTIALLY TRUE/VAGUE)

No, you idiot. The Wolves on Fenris are mutated colonists from the DAoT times.

Space Wolves mutate into the Wulfen which are basically dumb versions of wolverine mixed sabertooth.

hey there fellas is there any book/s which continue/s the story of Magnus after A Thousand Sons?

two days ago in /tg 40k general:

>>two new rulebook:
k - the rulebook is a new evolution from AoS/General handbook
>>horus heresy - The rulebook is basically a slightly simplified 7e
>>Approximate sales date: last May

>>Horus heresy rulebook will be sold in GW webstore
>>Horus heresy receive new plastic models before end of the year.

That's just because the fenrisian wolf isn't anything remotely like the contemporary wolf. It's "mutated death world megafauna #2879123"

The catachan devil isn't a centipede, despite looking a lot like one.

But what would you think about it if it was true? We don't know yet and i have seen other reporting the same rumor with partialy different words

>sales date
>last may
the fuck does that mean

It ws suppose to come out last may?

Ahriman trilogy
Upcoming Crimson King book

stories about stranded TS legionary from Corvidae that becomes first GK grandmaster. Cannot remember names of the little ones, but novels Scars and Path of Heaven are in the list. They deal with splinters of Magnus, so to say (among other things)

Is it stronger to go undivided for full devotion to a god? I was thinking khornate but i'm worried about lack of decent range to deal with faster units.

Is ForgeWorld planning on releasing exorcist space marine gear?

Gentlemen, I know you love to talk about the ROSTER CREATOR, but grant me one question:

Is there any way to show all special rules, like in Battlescribe, or is it just that list with your units, without more intel about what special rules are used and what they mean?

You're going to want World Eaters, they get extra movement.

You have to know your codex with this one.

no

why not :^(

Thank you.
Its a pitty Im so new. I like the design.

Because it would not sell enough
Conversions are rather easy using Chaos Marines bits and lots of purity seals so why bother?

Fenrisian wolves are hinted to be mutated colonists

>The catachan devil isn't a centipede, despite looking a lot like one.

It's a Nid.

With BattleScribe you need to that also

Think that Ork shootas are double in cost in BS. Also Castellan formation is not in BS for some reason.

Anyone know why BS does
1x Battle Marine
1x Battle Marine
1x Battle Marine with Heavy/Special weapon
1x Battle Marine with Special weapon
1x Battle Marine

Or fits transport between the list of models instead of listing it at the end or the start of the entry?

hey fa/tg/uys, this is my new list for 1850, how is it? any ideas? im planing on use the mindveil on the termi mage to move the terminator squad, any more ideas? let me know

forgot list, sorry

>Fenrisian wolves are hinted to be mutated colonists
Maybe, but even if they weren't they still wouldn't be "wolves" in the literal sense. Flora/fauna in 40k is often (in-universe) merely named after organisms once found on earth, despite otherwise sharing no relation.

the venus mantrap, for example

It MAY be a nid. This stuff is hearsay-tier, not absolute fact. I probably should have used the catachan barking toad as my example instead.

>the spiker turns things into more spikers

Dang.

catachan doesn't mess around

It's a great list,
for losing everygame...if that's your goal.

Which is worse, Nurgle's Garden or Catachan?