What flavors of elf do you enjoy (besides the standard Vanilla and Chocolate)?

Xanthan gum usually works nicely.

It's what I've used.

for some reason, i hope that this isnt a woman, but a massively obese man using tape to hold up his tits

What flavor is the muscular kind?

I like having elves being generally split into two categories. The snooty holier-than-thou insufferable nobles and the more down-to-earth laid back elves. Sorta like what 4e went towards with the elf/eladrin split, or Dragonage with the city elves and the Dalish. Or, you know, any fantasy involving elves ever.

Drow are there for the edgebait.

Mystery.

Beef.

Tiefling: Strawberry

Half-Elf: Butter Pecan

Orc/Goblin/Formorianwhathaveyou: Minty Green

Nymph: Blue Moon Cookie Dough

Drow: Blackberry Currant

There's all the Ice-Cream metaphors. God I love UDF. Also, Drow a shit. Nymph, Tiefling, Orc, Brown Elf and Half Elf are all gud.

Red ones

>Drow a shit
Take that back you fucking whore

Drizzzt a shit. World a fuck. Rather take orc dick than take it back.

Because of Drizzt, standard rangers suddenly become twin-swordsmen instead of just a good wildsman and archer.

Very very annoying.

I think they're hooks made of white metal, not straps.

Me DM'ing for some random people in a college "Game Club"

>Me: Okay, pick race and class.

>Her: I wanna be a draw ranger

>mfw

>Okay, specialization?

fucking twin swords.

proceeds to use them to execute prisoners, flirt with people of both genders, and light a random travelling monk on fire.

2010 wasn't a fun year.

>Rather take orc dick than take it back.
That's like saying "I'd rather eat ice cream cake than take it back."

Tattooed Rapist Elves are my favorite

English as a second language, man.

I'm not criticizing your English.

Misunderstood, cool, you do your orc dick thing then.

I think I need a taste test of this flavor

Salty, and strong.

Hmmm, now where would one go to acquire said flavor

Neapolitan, Salted Caramel, Rum Raisin.... Key Lime... I could go on.

Run your own game, nerd

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

the one that is amputated and put on display.

Right here bruva.

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I can't tell if this thread was derailed or a blatant place for fetish posting. fuck me Veeky Forums.

Beef

Ash flavoured is the best by far

Hey there, Virt! Good to see you around!

Cave elves like the Falmer who have gone without light for so long that they're flesh is translucent.

Happily married.

Which elf is the Moon Mist elf?

Chubby ones.

Space Elves.

I like the fourth flavor

I love Oreo drow.

where is this from

Methonium decided to draw a "legitimate" manga. But it's still fetishy and he still does porn, so I'm fine with that.

Androgynous

I prefer Dark Elves, but fuck the hyperspecific Drow.

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i like small elfs aka halflings

Bruh? You replied to the wrong fucking post you dumbass.

All the flavours, and all the colours of the rainbow and then some.

Midnight?

I don't fucking know what you'd call this

Why is she pulling down her pants?

Halfling are small human
Gnome are small elf

I like my (surface) Elves to generally come in two categories:
High Elves, who range from fairly friendly and good with social skills to snooty, holier-than-thou assholes who are very good with social skills when they find someone they consider worthy. They tend to live in gleaming cities and consider themselves the pinnacles of everything, and their magic has a lot of stuff about shaping nature and natural materials to suit their needs.
Wood Elves, who live fairly simple lives in forests and range from simple, friendly folk to 'if you step foot in our forest without permission we will kill you and hang your mutilated corpse from the trees as a warning to others.' Their magic (and lifestyle) tend toward living in harmony with nature as-is, rather than reshaping it.

Then, of course, there's Drow (usually done in the standard D&D style) because they're such delicious assholes and I actually rather like the redeemed Drow character concept (it may help that I've only read a couple Drizzt books and found them good-but-not-great). It may also help that I bring Viconia with me ~99% of the times I play BG/BGII.

If we're talking the fantasy of it, I like my Elves to align with more classic Nordic imagery and ideas while holding onto the Fey ideas as well.

So essentially Faerie Vikings.

In terms of skin color I'll take any but prefer the brown with occasional freckling.

>besides the standard Vanilla and Chocolate
Are you implying that chocolate is a viable answer here? The meme race that only exists in japanese pornography and one or two animes? How many settings out there do exists in which I can play a brown elf? I know there are some with bronze skin.

But why did you post a human with strange ears?

I hate elves with a passion because everyone I met who likes or plays them is a huge asocial faggot

Psychotropic zombie elves. With shotguns.

Fun-sized, and slightly cinnamon flavored.

Charcoal toothpaste.

Ashy and dour

Otherworldly and not mainstream fetish bait

Androgynous

Tall and lanky but stronk.

But nonmainstream, otherworldly fetish bait is still a-okay, yes?

She's checking if the tattoo on her ass is the same one as the symbol on the totem.

Ash

green is da best

What would red elves be? Lava warrior elves?

Rich Blueberry or Grape wrapped in black silk kerchief, sitting on an ornate plate of gold and silver, sitting in dark oak table in a low-light room with blue coloured light.

I too agree that all elves should be ash. Let the magma flow.

blood

Sure as long as the average person would be more unsettled than aroused

Blueberry, Raspberry or Blackcurrant.

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Alluring and terrifying are key.

Otherworldly/alien.

This

Shitty art made by someone who obviously hasnt looked at any eldar drawings whatsoever

in my group we have fisher elves, which are based off the Uzumaki from Naruto.

You wouldnt have clicked it if ye could have learned the contex through the post.

Not shitty. This guy only draws this one particular face.

>human with pointy ears
It's shit user.

No thats pretty much exactly what Eldar art looks like recently

Sounds like a perfectly normal elf.

I've got imperial elves, forest elves, sea elves and crusader elves. I don't wanna describe them all over again, but the elves were apparently the thing people enjoyed the most about my setting when I posted it here.

>recently

Spankable.

Please end yourself.

No u

You sure about that? This art is so recent it's not even out yet.

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Okay. So where did Brown Elves come from?
I know you see them everywhere in elf hentai, but I've never heard of them coming from anywhere in the traditional TTRPGs.

I remember someone saying on here once that Brown Elves come from the Japanese misunderstanding what "black skin" mean for depicting Dark Elves when they animated Record of Lodoss War, but that could be true, right?

I'm quite fond of Minty Arctic Elves. Whiter than white, with silver or bluish hair, covered in furs to keep warm outside, or cozied up by the fire inside.

The long, cold nights require someone close to you to keep warm.

adhesive nipples