So do Primarchs have sexual/romantic urges or are they autistic murder machines like regular space marines?

So do Primarchs have sexual/romantic urges or are they autistic murder machines like regular space marines?

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Fulgrim, at his most depraved, seemed to enjoy watching people cavort with one another but I don't think he participated.

The thing to remember is that Primarchs are tools for war so, for the most part, any ecstasy they hope to achieve is through battle and victory. Sex is probably not even a consideration for them because their ambitions lie elsewhere.

Aren't they neutered?

Even if they werent, they probably wouldnt fit

Space Marine's are chemically castrated. Primarchs are a different breed entirely.

Nothing in 40k has sex drive because muh PG13 and because it's target audience believes that girls have cooties. Even cultists of Slaanesh are castrated now.

Oh Jesus, not the old "are Space Marines castrated or not/have they sexuell urges" question, just with Primarchs now...

>Even cultists of Slaanesh are castrated now.
They might even enjoy it because you know.

I just want to know, is there a chance some of the primarchs would have tried to have a family before being gathered up by their dad

Sanguinius and Fulgrim I think would be the most likely to have something akin to urges, they both were in the arts and also encouraged their marines to be something other than warriors on their downtimes through music sculpiting and painting. Both admired the human form but as I stated it was more admiration than sexual desire.

Daemon Fulgrim has snake sex with daemonettes, unless the daemonette who claimed intimate knowledge of him (and then teased about how Ferrus was killed like a bitch etc) in Wrath of Iron was just trolling the IH she spoke to.

proofs?

Roboute was absolutely awash in trim because Macragge is like ancient Roman times.

Ok, I see your point.
Well, maybe..., depends on the circumstances...
well, going back to Space Marines and Sex, it was never clearly stated, that they are castrated, they only don't have any sexual urges like normal man...
the only sexual urge (if you can call that), what women triggers in Space Marines, is to protect them
I guess, you can say the same to the Primarchs then, and maybe it's possible, that a few wanted to have a family, before the Emperor showed up

Angron just wanted to cuddle with someone

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Some might. Most likely candidates are Fulgrim, Sanguinius, Leman Russ, and Vulkan. The rest were a bit too focused on military affairs.

I'm pretty sure the Space Marine lack of sex drive is more due to their hypno indoctrination than a lack of function. Emps had kid as with various normal women, and the Primarchs were more tweaked clones of him than anything else.

>unless the daemon was just trolling
yeah why would a daemon ever lie to get some kind of advantage over someone

Seriously senpai?

If it was the truth the daemon would still say it.

>Primarchs are tools for war

Incorrect. The Emperor intended to have them rule the Imperium with him once the galaxy was conquered.

>"You excel in warfare because you are meant to excel in all things."

>what is this, a memepost for ants?

> have an enormous 10 inch dong
> still looks tiny on my hugeass three meter body
> feelsbadman.png

The Emperor wanted supersoldiers, not a new superhuman race that would eventually replace mankind. Had he wanted to replace man, he would have made female space marines too.

I feel this image speaks for itself.

Didn't he rape the corpse of that female remambrancer who threw herself at the blade with which her friend/"true" love was pinned to the sculpture he made (making Fulgrim mad in the process)?

>It had retrieved the anathame from Ostian Delafour's studio, surprised and amused to find another body impaled on its lethal point. The shrivelled husk of flesh was barely recognisable as Serena d'Angelus, but the daemon had honoured her corpse with the most sublime rain before making its way to La Venice.

Ok, not raped, but... did he fucking piss on her?

He lied. The Primarchs were a means to end.

Didn't this person also drew Ferrus pounding Fulgrim?

Where does it say they're chemically castrated?
The main character of in ultramarine books is the son of a space marine...

>I can fix this, I can fix this

He'll take angry sex and he'll like it.

Probably. he draws lots of stuff like that.

angelboy really is the best boy

That's right Sanguinius, keep yourself pure.

How the did Sanguinius with those huge wings?

Mutation, due to Warp-shenanigans.

Sure was lucky they were so sightly...

For us?

I wanted to say How did he slept?

He will always be the most pure and moe of all his brothers.

That's right give nothing for the incestfags.

>Emps had kid as with various normal women

The sensei shit? Wasn't it retconned/forgotten?

IM so down for this. Where can we find more? maybe in written form?

Hey! stop implying that, as an Autist, i have no sexual urges! I'm one of the biggest perverts you will ever meet! >:(

Sanguinius is not for gay lewd!

>Horus, with his intense gaze, his rough battle-worn hands.
>His grip is tight. Powerful but gentle. Insistent and consuming.
>He's behind you now and you can feel his breath on the back of your neck, rustling the short hairs and down feathers there.

So, is sex considered chaos or just a natural neutral act?

Vulcan had a wife if memory serves.

>you try and brush him back using a wing
>He laughs as it pushes into his face. Its a low and throaty sound that sends a shiver down your spine and pools fluttery warm in your stomach
>He pushes the wing away, trying not to hurt it, an instinctual action but you sigh as you feel his bare hands on you again.

oh boy

TTS was right. Everything was all Magnus' fault, forever and always.

Though it still sounds like a Step 1, Step 2, ????, PROFIT! plan.

Well... they do run a porn blog and drew pic related, so....

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the horror

Yes I'm scrubbing my pic folder immediately.

I did this for you, user. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice.

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playing Quiet theme in the background just for you.

He did, though his Salamanders marry as well, and they can't have sex I'm 99% sure. Also, I remember seeing something about Sanguinius having a girlfriend, but I don't know where that's from.

Vulkan couldn't have sex anyway, his body temperature would burn her if nothing else.

It seems as though the primarchs who have a more humanitarian or empathetic aspect to them are capable of romantic love, if not physical to an extent.

I mean, if you say that on average a primarch is twice as large as a human, then, if they're completely to scale, their penis would be too. On average that's, what, ten inches? Eleven? Physically possible for most of the primarchs, I imagine.

>The clear sound of cricks in the night mutes the sound of the party inside.
>You turn past him and walk closer to the balconies railing, keeping your eyes down and the smile off of your lips.
>"Someday you'll be the death of me." You say, pulling your wings back in tight.
>"Maybe," he says, following you and gently tugging on a lock of your blond hair. "But Im sure I'll make it fun for both of us."

it is a good pain

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Nooo, not our angel, nooooo!

>Implying 1/2 the current population of Mundus Plannus isn't descendants of the Great Khan.

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You know this only work If you imagine them as this

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>TFW the Khan is like at least ten feet.
HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT HAVE EVEN WORKED?!
Did he just jizz in a tub and they just turkey baster all the women of breeding age?

size matters not when you are FSAT

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The Khan struggles to maintain a relationship because of his incredible speed

>the dinner is supposed to be a formal affair. A gasping attempt at civility before the world becomes part of the Imperium.
>Rus eats like a man possessed, his lack of table manners spilling as much as his axe does blood.
>Horus has schooled his face into a diplomatic slate at the sight and carries on an impressive conversation with the would-be-kings of this world.
>You can tell his real feelings when his hand dips under the table. He grips your thigh through the soft silk layers of your robes with strength that would have broken lesser creatures.
>You wish you could have said something to easy the War-masters displeasure, or subtly tip off the Brute. But you cant.
>Instead you wipe your lips with your napkin as cover, then place your hand over his. You squeeze it briefly before returning to your meal.
>His grip lessens, lingers, then leaves your thigh.
>you dont look at him. You dont look at Rus.
>You dont stop the smiling small talk.
>You dont stop the small gasp that left your mouth as his fingers trialed away from the rivers of silk covering your lap.

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I can't see how it could be anything else.Unless we're doing some bukkake thing.

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Let's math this, shall we?
Assuming Khan is exactly ten feet;
The average height of a human male is 5'10"
This means Khan is 4'10 taller, so he's 41% taller than the average
The average penis size is 5.6 inches
Incereasing that by 41% gives us 7.8 inches

If he's average, that's not even eight inches.
Completely possible.

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>blood angles find this innocent looking partchment
>turns out its extremly heretical slaneeshi fanfiction written by fulgrim himself
>this traumatizes the blood angles so much it causes another imperfection in there gene-seed

>The Chairs aren't made for someone like you. They barley contain Horus or Rus.
>The tips of your wings sometimes touch him, sometimes brush along his side as you try to find a more comfortable potion.
>"And you say you dont like being in public with me?" He murmurs into your ear sometime during the 4th course. He's been on campaign long enough to grow the beginnings of a beard. You can almost imagine it tickling against you.
>"I wouldn't want you to forget yourself," you whisper back over the 5th, "no one would ever forgive you."

Well, go on!

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>Blood Angles

Can confirm, 8 inch depth is possible. Alternatively, he doesn't have go all the way.

FUCK
usually im better at that

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True, so long as he can fit girth-wise he could do it. And I knew a girl in high school who could fit a two-liter coke bottle up there, so....

I think you guys are forgetting that the Primachs are also swollen as fuck. The length might not be the issue but the girth could be.

As long as its smaller then an infants head, we're potentially in business.

This guy's fanfic is causing all kinds of horror and disgust because of the sheer amount of heresy.


And that's glorious. Do continue.

Go read Master of Mankind. He knew that the Primarchs would share the same fate as the Thunder Warriors. Once they had completed their Great Crusade they would be "retired" just as the Thunder Warriors were.

>girth

He also said that to a guy who wanted to know the Emperor as a pragmatic, emotionless scientist. He changes his personality and appearance based on what people want to see.

If he truly felt this way, why would he hesitate to kill Horus?

Because ADB can't write for shit.

that's wrong though surely? if he's 10 feet tall that makes him an extra 50 inches taller which is 50/70. That's a 71% increase so he'd actually have a 56 x 1.71 = 9.576' dick.

>hesitate to kill Horus
That will probably be retconned in all honesty

Away with the balancing grayness, in with the grimderp!

Probably, I can't math. Still, there people with 9.5" dicks out there.

Fair enough. Also if he's asian themed he might have a smaller dick to begin with :P Although if the Emperor was playing Sims character creator with them why would he not go with a bigger one? :D

inb4 Peturabo was an asshole because of dick-related insecurity

Has anyone else listened to that first audiobook from the Horus Heresy where the Emperor's Children are on the spider planet? I gotta say, Lucius sounded moe as fuck. Go back and listen to it, he's the most 'senpai notice me' I've ever seen in an unironic fashion.

>Although if the Emperor was playing Sims character creator with them why would he not go with a bigger one? :D

HOLY SHIT I can picture this! xD

Malcador: "How is the Primarch Project getting along?"
Emperor:
>Very well. The genetic designs are nearly complete, then we can begin replication.
"Good, good. I was just going to ask- wait, what? What is this?"
*Malcador is looking at the data sheets*
"...why do they all have two-foot penises, my lord?"
>What do you mean?
"They... they don't need to have a large penis to lead an army, my lord. Really, it would get in the way more than anything, and their armor would have to compensate for-"
>Are you saying MY sons would have small penises, Malcodor? My SONS? Of course not.
"You could always make them daughters, my lord, perhaps they would be more civil-"
>HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>HAHAHA
>OH
>Oh Malcador
>Pfft.
>My children not having penises?
>Oh, you're such a joker, Malcador.
*edits penis lengths to 3 feet*

WELL DON'T STOP NOW