Why is he the best primarch?

why is he the best primarch?

He's going to bring the AdMech back in line when he declares MARTIAN LAW

Because he's not a primarch, and he was written (and voiced) by people who aren't part of GW.

Did Lorgar command Pod 6?

I've played characters who worshipped St. Alvin before.

>He's going to bring the AdMech back in line

Sure would be a shame if that life support system built into his fancy new armour suddenly failed in the middle of battle, wouldn't it?

he put his brain in a Roboute body

> implying admech can stand up to the greatest mary sue of the mary sue chapter
Fucking delusional

Because he isn't a primarch and is part of a property infinitely less shitty than 40K.

Not like you could repair it anyway

He's actually the worst primarch....in BIZARRO 40K!!!

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>best primarch
>roboute guilliman

that's a funny way of spelling Lorgar Aurelian

>Alvis

Praise him...

Barbeaubot..

what kind of damage would those Double D's cause?

>Best Primarch

But he doesn't even have glorious wings!

Doesn't need 'em

he's got Chopper Dave!..

is this a thing?

cause it could be a thing
>Monster Hesh and the LSoM

Physically weak compared to the other Primarchs
Worst commander of the Primarchs
Incredibly weak will (always need the approval of his superiors)
>Best Primarch

is it already a thing?

you forgot

>only claim to fame is being completely manipulated by his two advisers

I too think Alpharius is the best primarch

Because he has a hot Adrienne Barbeu-bot body with chainsaw hands bzzzzzzz!!!

do you want the mustache on or off?

Real talk everything from the later era where they started using original animation was garbage.

The show was good when they only had stolen Sealab 2020 reels to edit and had to do slow-burn dialog based comedy.

The first episode is the funniest shit ever aired on adult swim.

Alpharius (or Omegon) will come back

If he ever did anything right it was by accident

I'm Vulkanfag myself, but there's no doubt in my right mind who is the best primarch.

>Implying they ever left/died

Really brother, for shame.

That's a weird way to spell Alpharius

Exactly, Alpharius is the best primarch.

I haven't been keeping up to date.

I thought he healed himself completely, why does he need life support?

All HAIL the almighty squishface!!!

Screw the primarchs! Hesh wants poppers!

CHAPTER MASTER HESH WANTS SEX

Oh........OH NO. DAMMIT. HESH REGRETS APPLY TO BE AN INITIATE

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Not nearly as much damage as Sparkimus Prime's Hydraulic Penis.

This guy gets it.
Once they stopped using old footage it all went to hell.

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It seems that you are mistaken, you didnt post an image of Mortation.

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Actually founding the Imperial Cult was his initial life's work and his intended magnum opus.
It was only when the Emprah told him he was wrong that he rebelled and did the opposite of what was asked to troll the fuck out of him.

This.

Dorn is the greatest primarch.

I'd love to play in a RPG where you have to serve under Captain Murphy. Every player being a member of some sort of research facility, having to balance their own desires with Murphy's eccentricities while still producing just enough "research" to ensure the government funding keeps rolling in.

Sorta like Paranoia, but less dangerous, and with a boss you can potentially manipulate by stealing his EZ Bake oven instead of the Computer.

Turns out Quinn was a Pariah the whole time!

Is Bizzaro Magnus turtle face?

>pic related
I'm assuming you meant Magnus and made a typo, user.

Horus is killing everybody! Hesh fears for life!

You all are a bunch of idiots curze is by far the best primach

Hey Celestine.

Do you want the mustache on or off?

By the Emperor, Chaos Murphy would bring ruin the likes of which Abbadabbado could only touch himself to the thought of... if he had the hands to do so.