What's the trick to playing games with many players in a small cramped room without air conditioning...

Literally never had this problem. Why are you playing in a small room?

I like neither tattoos nor baldies.

If weather permits, play outside somewhere shady with a nice breeze. You don't need a table if you play a gridless game, and try something that only requires a handful of dice of only one type.

bald girls are cool but tatoos are not

I'd like to put my dick between her titties if you know what I am saying.

The trick is to get somewhere more comofrtable, and not keeping your friends in your house because you have crippling depresion and can't afford to leave your confort zone.

Roll20.

As a DM it makes literally everything a hundred times easier.

Tattooes and baldness aside, there's a much bigger problem with this girl.

Bald girls are qt as hell.

Do the huge tits counterbalance that though?

Better yet if the have nice necks.

/a/ please.

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I'm fine with baldies but tattoos are an absolute no-go.

I don't care about either, and I understand she's just proud of her chargen rolls, but those clothes look terrible on her. She should put on something that will make her shoulders seem broader.

I'm okay with both tattoos and in some cases baldies, but I don't like the girl in the OP.

>I don't like the girl in the OP

Because she's a devil-worshiping leftist?

Playing in different place or opening a fucking window.
When I play in winter, I usually have window opened, because the collective heat of 6 people combined with the radiators makes it unbearable.

Not him, but let's see:
- way too big tits
- ugly face
- rat smile
Her tats can be covered. Her face - barely. Unless you are a muslim.

No, this user summed it up pretty well.

Her baphomet tattoo is kinda shit quality but I'd still fuck her tits and cum all over her scalp

>Bald
>Huge tits
>Thicc
>Tats
>Highwaisted jean shorts
>Punkish decor
Did some wizard read my thoughts and bring my fetishes to life?

If this is an ugly girl to you, come to terms with dying a virgin.

Trying to arrange players into a space-maximizing seating arrangement, I guess?

Though to be honest, this thread is putting me in mind of a pre-apocalyptic cyberpunkish setting where the whole planet has grown tremendously overpopulated and suffers from these sorts of problems.

And also, the girl in the OP is pretty cute.

>If you don't enjoy 4/10 chicks, it means you are a virgin and die this way
Cool story, bro.
Her face is still below fucking awerage, while I don't see appeal of chicks with literal udders, so?

Dude, if you're a 4/10 or even a 5/10 yourself you best get used to 4/10 women fast.

Don't think of it as "settling", it's more like "playing ball in your own league". If you're pitching highschool level shit you shouldn't try to strike out a Major League batter.

>t. desperate virgin
How low you are planning to set bar for women, before you will actually start improving yourself?

Not my fault you are a fat neckbearder who is either waiting for imaginary waifu or just looks for a cumdumpster. Or, worst of them all, faggot complaining about friendzone

Let me make a judgement call here - she quite firmly falls in the category of "seen better, fucked worse".

Wouldn't know, we play in our office building after work.

Hey man, not saying you shouldn't always try to be a better you, or that you have to compromise on your tastes. Big tits aren't your thing? There's plenty of members of the IBTC out there. Just saying that for most of us there's an upper limit to how much we can improve, and sometimes it's best to not sweat the little things and enjoy what you have.

>If I'm shit, then everyone is
Not even him, but pic related for you

That's a fair assessment. Anyway, back on topic.

Play somewhere else or move around furniture to maximize space and leave "lanes" for moving to places people need to get to frequently. It might help to measure stuff and make a diagram of the room and furniture with some graph paper.

But seriously just play somewhere else.

damn thic af post more

Who is she?

3d or tits?

Don't know, didn't fuck her, so I can't judge. But if we are judging just by looks, then no, I didn't fuck worse. Worse would mean 3/10 face and that means some disfigurement
And is there even such category in the first place?

>that for most of us there's an upper limit to how much we can improve
Please don't use plural when talking about your lazy, fat ass. I get it, it's huge, but that still doesn't make it plural.

Just another poor soul corrupted by the universities.

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>People are always tripping over each other trying to get to the washroom.

Drink less, or have everyone pee into a central punch-bowl. The latter is more fun, but someone might trip over it and cause a mess.

>learning is bad m'kay?
>because learning makes you a communist m'kay?
>because universities are all communists m'kay?
>and communism is the same thing as socialism m'kay?
>and communism is bad because it's not capitalism m'kay?
>t. dumbass hick

Like others have said, play somewhere else. When I was in high school we'd play at McDonalds or a diner shop when we didn't have anywhere else to play.
So long as you're not being a bother and actually patronizing the place they probably won't mind at all (and if it's a place that has service and you're somewhere where tipping is a thing, don't go when they'd be busy at all; that might effectively slash someone's wages and it'll definitely piss people off)

I've never considered that "flat is justice" is inherently a pun before.

At that point, you might want to consider either going to a public place (although that has its own problems), find someone else's house, or look into using Roll20 or another tabletop app.

As for OP's pic, she's definitely attractive in some sense. Of course, that's just my opinion, and there doesn't need to be a fucking 100+ post about it you fucking mongoloids.

I hate where my group plays.
>Group starts a campaign
>Tries a few different places
>DM asks us to vote where to play
>We end up playing in the smallest fucking apartment
>Ask over half the group individually what they voted for
>Nobody voted for the tiny apartment

Provided the weather is accommodating and a suitable location can be found, what about playing outside? A little sun and a light breeze can be really enjoyable and can help immerse the players in the setting if much of the game takes place out of doors.

That's the flaw of democracy when it comes to having more than 2 options...

Open voting?

I suspect the GM just made the choice and ignored the vote.