Veeky Forums actually believe all the LINK shills

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting Veeky Forums all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

POOPIE COIN

See

nah I didn't fall for the bag holder shills. Link is a shitcoin end of discussion

Thanks this changes everything just sold 100k

>And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy

I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Dump my linkies? My bags will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than your little etherium bastards

And Rory? You can get your cuck face glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
Sergey doesn't post any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I'm dead broke, deluded but wishful
Ever since Sergey turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that Veeky Forums only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash Link's value so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

It was literally announced by 2 pnd groups earlier. Fucking nubiz I swear

LINK continues to rise only because of all the dumb money being poured in buy newfags

I think its funny your little band of link fudders is back again desperately trying to lower the price because you latefags couldnt buy in in time. Keep trying. Its absolutely pathetic. Have fun midding out, you schemeing nocoiners

I don't give a fuck about the daily price, I was reminding OP about Zeppelin and how big of a deal that is.

No one wants to buy in - if they did, people wouldn't have to flood this board with shitty threads

10/10

Its really only mooning in dollar value, BTC value is still really low

It depends when you bought it, doesn't it, fuckstick?

2000 sats*
Link didn't set a new floor. Btc set a new floor

humor me; doesn't sats indicate it's performance relative to BTC but USD indicates it's actual demand? I'm not saying you should measure in USD but isn't that a more accurate indicator of how much people actually want LINK or any coin bought with BTC? The USD value does tend to go down with BTC going up but not as drastically as the sats dropping. But still it seems like USD reflects the "actual" value.

USD does reflect the actual value
BTC is useless right now

>feces falling from the sky coin

the FUD is getting shittier and shittier, and it was never good to start with...

sage'd