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So what's the best change one can make to the Dragon Ball canon? I wanna leave this world better than I found it.

Preventing Gohan from slumping in his training after the Cell Games.

And killing Satan.

>Preventing Gohan from slumping in his training after the Cell Games.
Will do.
>And killing Satan.
Why??

>killing satan
But then Fat Buu would never go good guy.

>killing Satan.
But without his porn the majin race would never become a thing.

...

So to those of you who have been posting the female monkey girls, who I assume to be Saiyans, what's the deal with them? Culture, behavior and all that?

Also, where do you get those great pics? Please post more pics.

That's a real good question considering everyone is pretty well off by the end of the series, all things considering. The only actual people who didn't get happy endings were like. . .Tien and Yamcha, I guess.

I think it was mentioned in a DBZ MMO that Buu didn't start making other members of his race until he found some of Hercule's porn. Then he made a wife, and then they made other Majins. Could be completely off the mark about that though.

I have a few monkey queen ones that work. They seem to enjoy a good fight, they love to eat but dont get fat, they like to have all kinds of crazy fun, and they never age past their prime. Whats not to love? Also the tail.

Beyond being an annoying glory-hog who blatantly steals credit from better men. (Even though, given their characters it was just as well someone else took the credit - He couldn't have known that in advance of doing so.)

Beyond his horrible style.

Beyond the fact that he drunkenly tried to pick a fight with Beerus and nearly destroyed the world in his drunked ignorance, saved only by the fact that he fell because of his drunkeness.

Beyond so much else I can't even remember the amount of cringey-worthy stuff he gets up to.

Beyond that... No Reason. Hail Satan!

Yeah these are female sun wukong but still they are close. Arent saiyans based on him anyway? Thats all Im postimg for now, baack to work with me.

>Tien
I think he just becomes a farmer and marries Launch. Which isn't too bad. I could help him train and stay relevant?
>and Yamcha
I can definitely help him get over his fear of women.

Did Mardukth say that she would post the updated Lunars WIP today? Or am I misremebering?

Both of those guys deserve a happier ending.

I like how DB Multiverse treated them. Showing that they could be awesome if things had been just a little bit different.

Ok 1 more that could easily be a ss4 girl. Enough wwifu spam from me.

>I think he just becomes a farmer and marries Launch. Which isn't too bad. I could help him train and stay relevant?
Oh, had no idea he settled down and married. That sounds pretty sweet actually.
>I can definitely help him get over his fear of women.
Yeeeah, finally being something other than a butt monkey would be a good happy ending for him.

None of that warrants murder.

In the Highschool DxD jump, it doesn't mention any limitations on using your Evil Pieces. Does that mean they're Mutation Pieces, or is it just Jump-chan fiat to simplify things for us? Because having a full set of Mutation Pieces has some interesting implications for interactions with Sacred Gears, given what happened when Issei got some.

He also almost gets earth destroyed multiple times.

Why weren't those as relevant as "has bad fashion sense" for reasons to kill him then? He's really not that bad a dude.

To be fair he has REALLY bad fashion sense and hair. But without him we don't get pan.

Hi style (of which his fachion is only part) is like Marmite: You either like it, or loathe it.

I am of the latter group.

But more importantly:
Kill Satan before he kills everyone else with his grandstanding stupidity.

But you are forgetting you friccken moron that he also help saved the earth too from buu

Ha funnily enough I know this one.

Satan happens to have a soft spot for adult novels, the kind that rivals Icha Icha but also has an emphasis on relationships. Buu wanted that so he made a female buu.

You guys do know that back in Dragon Ball he's a really good guy right? He kinda got PTSD from the time Tao killed his master or something and he's been kinda fucked up in the head He can't fight foes that he doens't know the name of nor crazy strong people. Get to him young and raise him yourself instead of killing him make him an asset.

The only thing you have to change is to prevent the robber from shooting Buu's dog which would prevent kid Buu from happening

Whoa, no need for hearsh language.

Obvious you are a Satan Worshipper.

I respect your religious affliaition, but please understand that I don't believe as you do.

Also, do you think 1 good deed corrects a host of ill deeds.

If I save a group of people, am I allowed to get away with having killed, to tried to kill, twice as many before?

Yes who also could have been taken care of if the z warriors hadn't been slacking off.

Admittedly thats a bad example, it implies too much deliberate malice, that Satan clearly is devoid of.

Of course if you subscribe to the view that there is no such thing as evil only stupidity, then it manages to fit anyway.

In the right context, yes. Who are the people you saved, and who are the people you're going to kill?

True, and one of the key people in that group was Gohan.

Powerful enough to beat Cell, then stopped training and was too weak to meaningfully help against Buu, either stopping his unsealing or fighting him.

I wonder what couold have caused his interest in training to flag, could it be because someone stole credit for his greatest accomplishment?

In that cause, should we not blame Satan?

No, Gohan was never really interested in accolades. He stopped training so hard because he didn't want that life.

IIRC he never liked fighting or training, and was traumatized by the Cell games.

Assume that they are in both groups evenly average people, neither saints nor sinners, just peoplpe trying to live their lives. Assume equal proportaions of all broad demographics.

If you feel the need to give emotional weight, assume that both groups have and equal amount of people that you care about, otherwise disregard.

Now can you answer?

No, do you even know the series? Almost none of the Z Fighters really care for worldwide fame like that. No one that actually did anything past the middle point of the Cell Arc in any case.

I thought it was chichis fault.

Your right of course, that things went as Gohan would probably have wanted. But, if he had been recognised as the man who beat Cell, he would have trained harder, or there at least would have been some pressure to at least maintain his power. He wouldn't have been happier, but he would likely have been stronger when the Buu Arc events took place, and that would have had an impact.

Also, even thugh, Satan's actions of taking credit would ultimately suit Gohan, Satan himself could not have known that. Indeed as far as he knew as he was doing it post-cell games, he was taking credit from someone who could squash him like a bug, and yet he still did it. That would tell you what type of person Satan is, if you couldn't already guess from the name.

Oh, then definitely okay. More people I care about will die than are saved, and that's just great. Hey, can I be part of the group that dies?

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Yeah, it tells you that he deserves to live out of respect for those depleted uranium spheres he calls testicles.

The whole point of my second sentence was to equalise any emotional element you might have, if you don't understand I will be happy to help you.

Similarly, you can't be in the groups, as you can only realistically be in one or the other and that imposes too much of a bias. You have to look at it objectively.

Unless your being a deliberate asshat.

I'm saying that I want to die but am too much of a coward to do it. Also that I care about a lot of people who are real shitlords and need to die too. So if Mr. Satan could cause our deaths, yeah, I'd say it's alright.

Confusing bravery with stupidity.

Have you seen the series? Brave Mr Satan is not, he is consistently shown to be cowardly, full of bluster and bravado. This shouldn't be a surce of contention.. it is in the source material.

Also remember what thread this is and the context, we are talking about what jumper could do to make the DB world a better place. Someone brought up killing Mr Satan.

What difference would his death (or enforceed irrelevence) result in. And what steps could a jumper take to mitigate any bad or maximise any good.

I just tracked down the exact puppy that would grow up to become that dog, bribed it with kibble and trained it in the ways of gunkata. So when the time came, he just went Christian Bale on that one guy.

Does that count?

Unless I forgot too, I thought Mardukth just said he'd do his best sans guarantees.

Why die when you can play JumpChain and eat icecream instead?

I didn't say he was brave, just that I respect his gumption.

This conversation is going really wierd places.

I've not been on Veeky Forums long, is this normal? Should I get used to this?

He tries to start a fight with beerus. At a party. He is the worst kind of person who is not outright evil.

If you don't know, beerus job is to blow up planets although he does not need an excuse to do it being some kind of alien cat.

>This conversation is going really wierd places.
>I've not been on Veeky Forums long, is this normal? Should I get used to this?

Yes, and no.

One should never get used to Veeky Forums. That vaguely uneasy feeling is the sign of a sane brain.

I'm delirious from a lack of sleep and this is the first post I read.

This puppy now deserves its own movie.
You just kinda get used to it after a while. Then it all becomes TV static noise with the occasional music loop.
...fuck.

So what you're saying is that if I really want to die I should go to Beerus directly instead of just waiting for Mr. Satan to cause it by accident. Thanks.

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Hey Heavens!
1.In the DBZ jump. Can Planetwide TV Station hijack all the frequencies and broadcast to everyone?
2.Get some sleep honey.

Why do you have all these Ryuki/Madoka crossover pics? I mean, it makes perfect sense, they share a lot of themes. I'm just surprised there's fanart of it.

Beerus or any of the main villains before you are ready. Or hell just punch bulma after vegeta gets with her.

Bodacious Babes.

>punch bulma
Why? Just hit on her. Same result, more pleasant method.

This is probably the weirdest question to ask, but, if your jumper could show one person their future (companion or otherwise), who would it be, and why?

I mean its just to make sure you die, believe it or not vegeta gives warnings.

Really, Bee is kind of a chump. There are plenty of very successful dogs in the Dragonball Universe. The King of Earth is one. There are dog police, and I don't mean ones trained by K9 units. Get your shit together, Bee, you have no excuse for being so pathetic except your own laziness.

Anakin Skywalker. To try and help him.
I did it in the Clone Wars jump actually. It did not go over well.

>Not sleeping with her only to arrange Vegeta to find out.

Agreed.

Did not know that. Does make him slightly more sympathetic. But it doesn't excuse, just explain.

Killing Satan all jokes aside, is a really extreme course of action that a competant jumper should not need to consider given the range of options open to them.

I wold personally be satisfied with him simply being made irrelevenat, or shamed with the truth coming out, or reshaped early on to become a completely different person with just the same name and face. Of course then you have to ask yourself if death wouldn't be a cleaner more welcome end.

If I could? I've got Universal Canon, I've got copies of every work of fiction I jump to. I do that all the time. Mostly to villains, to let them realize how badly they're going to fail.

Well my jumper can and I have used this power a lot in the past to try and steer people, but its not so fun so Now I use it to make stuff for people before they ask for it.

I love both canons to pieces, so naturally I'd grab what little art I could find crossing them over.
Yes.

Soon as I'm done with my coffee.
The legend continues.

Why don't you just put the world in a bottle, Superman?

Harry Potter

I sure he would stop screaming "NO, NO, NO..." after a while.

Poor lad never had a chance.

Jumper to the rescue.

>The legend continues.

Bodacious Babes

Even when I don't post I am always watching and waiting for you bro

Are you referencing the right post, cause that makes no sense.

You mean like adopting him to an organisation created to protect mankind and destroy evils like vampires, werewolves, ghouls, and other beasties? Possibly with the help of a crazy sadistic yet humerous vampire god?

We can be hp hellsing crossover now?

it exists in fanfiction, and it's pretty terrible.

Go to the past, show young satan his future.

I liked that fanfiction. Malfoy was a good guy.

I take it your referring to Cursed Child, or is it the children's names, marrying Ginny eEalsey, becoming an Auror working in a corrupt miinistry.

Or before that, the Battle of Hogwarts, the quest for the Horcruxes(Horcrui?), the abandonment, the persecution, and rampant bullying enabled by apathetic authority.

I'm being to see why he would be screaming for a while and the role a jumper would have in fixing that world.

And that's just in Britain, I hear that it's even worse in America.

Now that's just cruel.

Do it.

Hail Satan.

>all this talk about Jumpers being able to defeat or kill Mr. Satan
>THE Mr. Satan, who defeated Cell and brought Majin Buu to the side of good
>The Mr. Satan who is beloved World Champion by the whole world.

I bet you think you can beat Cardcaptor Sakura in a straight fight, too.

Jokes aside, if you REALLY want to derail the way Satan's presented in canon, jump DB, find his younger self, and train him yourself. Make him actually live up to the hype. It'll certainly give Cell a surprise once the Games happen...IF they happen, anyhow.
Slightly creepy but at least you're consistent.

Take all the institutional torture and stupid of britain and multiply it by 5 for america. On the other hand US wizards seem more capable as individuals. They almost seem to have some common sense.

>I bet you think you can beat Cardcaptor Sakura in a straight fight, too.
In a straight fight? No. In a yuri fight? Yes. All of the yes.

As much as I don't like Satan.

I wold read the hell out of a fanfic where Satan was a member of the Z Warrior right from the beginning.

He has style, but without substance I found it personally repellant, but with both style and substance, that I'd like to see. That would be a Satan Redeemed in my eyes.

Anyone know of such a gem?

They also have Queenie.
You know, the Best Girl if Best Girls in the extended HP universe.

Granted, that's because all the others are shit, but still.

Funny enough, Wakana did this to A!Alucard during our stay in Hellsing. She thought it was unfair that I knew how and where she was going to die and wouldn't share that knowledge, so she circumvented me and showed her directly. The whole London invasion, Anderson and the nail, even Schrodinger.

And she laughed at her. Laughed so hard she started crying blood. When she finally stopped and could speak again, she said. "Thank you for allowing me to enjoy that twice, whelping. Just for that, I shall tell you a secret." I have no idea what she whispered to Wakana. She refused to tell me. When I pressed the issue, she shot me three times in the stomach and dove out a window.

Which put me off the topic, naturally.

But if /I/ had to pick someone to show their future to? Probably Marche from FFTA. I'm planning to take his Drawback and try to talk him down off his ledge. I may have to just directly show him that the world is not any more real or fake than any other world.

Common sense in wizards, surely it's just swamp gas or something.

On the whole though, I find that depressing, yet somehow makes sense in the context of the books.

>He has style,
No he doesn't. All the style he has is terrible ham style.

...That fucking picture hit so close to home, it's no even funny.

Hams style untempered by substance is unfulfilling.

But substance and style is like big juicy gammon joint.

Imagine if you will if Goku has acted like Hercule Satan. Image him shouting into the microphoce, wearing a silly cape and talking WWE style to Cell.

That would have been hilarious.

Maybe to you, what you mean that sounds terrible mainly because I hate WWE.

But to me*

Y'know what? You have a good point. Now that I think about it Earth's ecosystem IS pretty damn good at ki manipulation as a whole compared to the rest of Universe 7. Which either seems to only have one dominant species that can excel at it, or a bunch of exceptional folks recruited from across the universe by a real estate dynasty. If that one space cop guy's representative of space as a whole, ki users seem to be surprisingly rare out there.

Besides, it's hard for me to stay motivated in a world where almost everything can be literally wished right once someone gathers the dragonballs.

I've got a crapton of tea-based cultivation, lots of spare time on my hands, SCIENCE! and a deficit of fucks to give.

I'ma teach dogs mystical martial arts until I unlock the Legendary Super Canine.

>DoggosentaiX3

At the darkest moment of my first descent into megalomania, I showed Rand al'Thor his future. Oh, and his past as well.

I did it because, well, except much worse. He /never/ stopped screaming NO, NO, NO.

Not until I raised the possibility of trading destinies.

>WWE style
>not WWF style

Either way it's wrestling, the only reason the really watch it unless you are gay and enjoy seeing them fondle each other is for the big tittied women.

>Slightly creepy but at least you're consistent.

Bodacious Babes

Don't worry bro if you have any problems you can always tell me bro, I'll understand.

Sorry about you being wrong, have you been aware of your condition long?

Harry potter is a nightmare world.

Are there any sexy aliens in Dragon Ball? Asking for a friend.

Nope, I can just see through bullshit. Fake is fake.

Have you not seen the last couple threads? Saiyan women are literally sex incarnate. Most other alien races in DBZ are either hideous or evil.