Makes it

>makes it
>first thing he does is get hair plugs
>next thing he does is start a bunch of new companies with his money

What's the first thing you will do after you make it? Retire? Pull an Elon Musk?

I want to open a philly pretzel factory

facial implants

just kidding, retire and spend my days exercising and making video games

>makes it
>proceeds to never turn a profit, create several cults and pump out vapor ware trash
Really activates my almonds

>A used SpaceX Dragon cargo ship arrived at the International Space Station for the second time Sunday (Dec. 17), delivering more than 2 tons of NASA supplies just in time for Christmas.

really makes you think

Id buy 2 houses (parents) out in the rust belt of usa and probably just reinvest the rest

Figure out what kind of clothes rich people wear.

Fuck lots of 10/10 hookers

Buy a private island in the Pacific and fill it with cotton fields and niggers from Haiti. Then I can live the rest of my life pretending it's the good old days.

Pay off my remaining debt, buy my mom a proper home
Laugh at my brothers who didn't believe in me

find some 10qts to sniff their feet all day long

Buy a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal champagne

He went from a 3/10 to at least a 8/10 with the hair though.

OMG I just realized he's satoshi.

Throw a massive party

Start businesses
Move to Japan

Probably the same I do now but with less internet surfing

gotchu senpai

I will finally be able to relax.

...

Fix eyes
Remove mantits

Quit 9to5 job
Keep investing
Fuck a bitch in the butt

>hairpplugs
>facial surgery
>paying countless thousands for personal trainers
>marry the biggest a class gold digger
Can anyone be this much of a cuck

>next thing he does is start a bunch of new companies with his money
With gov subsidies. Elon musk is the most successful welfare queen of history. He says he does his work to benefit mankind with the common man's tax money, yet he lives the life of a billionare.

did that faggot seriously have surgery to make his arms bigger?

he should have just manned up shaved his head

i did some back tracing
its satoshi alright

at least you'll be giving them jobs

i like that theory

>next thing he does is throw it all away

Guess we're not going to Mars anymore.

He dumped her before marriage, he's fine.

I will keep trading

>t. I'm a brainlet what is SpaceX

Pay off parents mortgage. Bang escorts, get it outta my system, wake up without an alarm clock

get surgery to make me a girl

>amazon turns profit
>amazon is not a successful company
not one of these statements is true.

>I don't know about the world around me
run of the mill Veeky Forums contrarian right here

So you've decided to become a crack dealer?

You'll never be a girl homo

Keep working. Life is like a game and I just want the highest score.

Fund right-wing political movements.

Rich man playing with space toys he got from the government wow so revolutionary

Hes a futurist bro

Traveling to rural areas, buying a nice house on some small islnd in the sun, maybe going to uni study philosophy after a few years.

Pay off debt. Start Edison Labs 2.0.