ITT: Post stereotypes for players of certain factions in 40k

ITT: Post stereotypes for players of certain factions in 40k.
Heres a Chaos stereotype, especially Slaneesh players.

Tau.

Sisters of Battle

you know this is true

I've covered this before, I guess it's time to post it again.

>ignore Space Marine players, they're mouthbreathing preteen idiots
>ignore Chaos players, they're edgy tryhards who throw a fit if you insist Chaos won't "win" 40k
>ignore Guard players, they're manlet stormweenies who unironically post HFY greentexts
>ignore Necrons, they're giga-nerds who only care about skub battled and complex math equations
>ignore Eldar players, they're stuck-up RAW fags who can't ever stop complaining
>ignore Tau players, they're weaboo powergamers who just want to ruin your fun and will never shut up about Evangelion
>ignore Ork players, they're lolrandom neckbeards who should WAAAAAGH when they win, spewing you with cheeto-scented saliva
>ignore Sisters players, they're depressed waifufags who are mad no one cares about their shitty army
>ignore Tyranid players, they're /d/eviant virgins who get off to alien rape porn and vore
>ignore DEldar players, they masturbate in public bathrooms
>ignore Mechanicus players, at one point or another they've all tried having sex with a vacuum cleaner

Eldar

>ignore Chaos players, they're edgy tryhards who throw a fit if you insist Chaos won't "win" 40k

The problem with this one is that one of those players is writing books.

It was NOT a vacuum cleaner.

Solution: Play Inquisition exclusively.

it wasn't a bathroom

Flesh tearers

If I were going to waste the money to play 40k, I'd play SoB.

Good for you, still doesn't fix the fact nobody plays them.

>Space Marine players

Hey, I hate Eva and anime in general these days

Mechanicus master race for the win.

I managed to go whole day without having gay thoughts and now you ruined it.

Found the Space Marine player.

Sister player here.

S-shut up.

That was so tryhard it made me cringe.

top kek if irony user.

Inquisition

Space Wolves

...

Necrons players

Go read the 3ed Necron codex and tell me it isn't far more interesting, and doesn't have rules far more cool than the newcron codexes.

Iron Warriors or Black Legion

>Metal Tyrannids
>Interesting

Accurate.

Not fat or disheveled enough.

It isn't far more interesting. Necrons were the army I stuck with the longest when I was a teenager, and the "mindless soul-harvesting killing machines" got boring fast. As survivable as they were, you could memorize the codex in a few hours they had so few options, and after the 30th game of Warriors, Lord, Destroyers, Monolith, you wanted to hang yourself.

Did you just insult my harem of white haired, bolter toting bitches? I'm going to purge you, so fucking hard user. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

You really need to get off the HRT. All that estrogen is making you emotionally unstable.

I having a man period right now. Excuse me.

I hate to admit it
But every single chaos fan I have ever made friends with have been massive gay effeminate boys.

I may be a manlet but I hate stormfaggots more than anything

The vacuum cleaner was too thicc to pass up

I play both Orks and Chaos Marines does that balance it out or make me more gay?

Genestealer Cultists

What about GSC?

Pretty goddamn gay effeminate chaos player confirming this

I wanted to play Chaos back in my gay effeminate middle school phase.

Now I'm just a straight socially awkward and only slightly effeminate college student and I play Killteam with a single box of Marines. And am debating if I want to build Space Wolves, normal (Salamander) Marines, Grey Knights, a mix of all three of those plus Imperial Agents support or Genestealer Cults.

Genestealer cults probably have a "Come the Apocalypse" rule so it wouldn't work very well in conjunction with an Imperial army, if you wanted something that was Battle Brothers and similar to Genestealer cults try Imperial Guard.

I meant Genestealer cults on their own, either than imperial mishmash or Genestealer cults.

This is shockingly accurate.

I play them, and I love playing new people because they've never seen a full sisters force before.

Slaanesh player here, you pretty much got me there

>Guaranteed replies

>ignore DEldar players, they masturbate in public bathrooms
ONE TIME

....ok maybe a few

>depressed
Yeah. Can't afford a therapist right now, either.

>waifu
Lies.

>mad
...well fuck.


Fuck 40K and fuck my life.

Why are you depressed?
Depression is heresy.

Can't really remember, it's been too long.

Since the last SoB update then?

Fuck. Not even a little bit?

The last five years are like a continuous blur of downs and occasional rare ups. The events lose their significance and are all alike.

The lack of them doesn't help.

...

I know that feeling. Been about... six years now? Seven? There are a few major events I could point out, but other than that it's been a blur for me as well. You just have to keep on keepin' on.

>entirety of Ork WAAAGH!!! pulls off masks.
IT WAS I, ALPHA LEGION ALL ALONG!!

>people who never read the codex.
>or probably any 3ed codex for that matter

It really sucks. At least it helps in writing and running Call of Cthulhu.