CYOA Valentine Thred

Nah, still just one thread. The other two are a "thred" (i.e. this one) and a "throg" (which is also past bump limit).

can you prove in any meaningful way the difference between these three threads without bringing your autism into the mix?

Only for the proper thread and these other two attempts: The proper one has a link to the thread that came before it (and also to the pastebin).
There's no meaningful difference between this one and the "throg".

Post the rest, please.

we're definitely getting a fourth one because of this autist.

Thread autism is always amusing.

Nah, I'm too lazy (or not autistic enough) to make threads most of the time.

I was going to post some v-day stuff once the old threads died, but then OP made this thread so we have 3 up which is pure stupidity and asking for trouble from the mods, AND there is no link back to the other 2 threads or a pastebin.

FAIL!

So Instead I think i'll head to sleep and post OC when I wake up in 6 hours or so.

Hopefully there'll be a proper thread up once you do. Have a nice sleep.

Thanks. I think people will enjoy the vday one, it's got some humor in it and took a couple days to make. 2 pages, simple choice type thing.

Yes, but it has to be new!

Are you gonna link the whole thing, or be a dickhole?

Just look in the pastebin or search for it in the archive.

Why would you post that monster? You gonna read all the pages?

Not that guy, but I usually enjoy reading most of Beri's CYOAs.

You already read it / you know where to get it

I was going to call you an ass for not posting the whole thing, but then I finally found it.
>28 Pages, all in pngs.
Yes, yes, I see.

>no bickering
>doesn't link to the last thread or to the Pastebin
Go fuck yourself, you retarded piece of shit.

The worst thing about 28 pages is that it's a "pick one" kind of CYOA

Could someone post the Universal War CYOA?

...

Yep. No point in posting it. Read the first two pages, read the page of the girl you like

I made mine already:

I'm working on one, but I dunno if I'll have it ready for today. Tomorrow at the latest.

You're apparently from the magical girl thread. Don't think that's a good thing.

A content creator is a content creator. No need to get hostile.

Hell, it's been ages since I've been to one of these threads. Whatever happened to the Conduit CYOA, out of curiosity? Last thing I remember seeing about it was Thrallherd posted a WIP for a new version of the Prison, but that was literally years ago.

A-user... Thrallherd... He's been dead for years now.

You serious? If so that's a damn shame.

Literally dead or just left?

Literally left 4 dead.

He did a (drunk) genie gallery yesterday, but he's been really off the radar other than that.

>it's okay to produce child pornography because 'content is content'
>stop being mean to pedophiles, it's just a fetish
Fuck off you disgusting cunt. Go back to your containment thread.

What the hell do magical girls have to do with CP?

Maid's been here since December. They've already posted 2 CYOAs and participated in a third.

Are you a newfag or just inattentive? Or maybe you're just looking to start shit?

OC Incoming
Drunk Santa's H&R V-Day Gifts pg1 CYOA.jpg

Can't seem to get any decent rest so here's the first part of a Valentine's Day CYOA for everyone. I'll set an alarm and post the rest in a few hours. Going to see if I can get something akin to a nap.

Stop responding to it you dipshits.

Golden Laurel
Heart Filled Pill
Heart Shaped Seed

Wait a second. That's not a seed at all.

>somebody says something critical about pedophiles
>HURR DURR HE MUST BE A TROLL B8 B8 B8
I'm sorry snowflake. I forgot that /cyoag/ is your personal safe space.

6 Heart Arrowheads
Cupid's Potions
Heart Filled Pill

I'm banking on at LEAST one of these being the >be the waifu
option. The mystery is finding it
>6 Heart Arrowheads
Possibly cause you/person who eats them to fall in love
>Hear Filled Pill
COULD work
>Bloody Cherub Wing
Gotta be the Angel Waifu

Unsure if Arrows will be better than Potions. You only get two potions which would imply they do what I want. I mean, why would I need five extra arrows?

Don't expect things to be too typical I tried to make stuff odd and interesting.

Chocolates, potions, and the seed.

Imaginos pls. A Valentine cyoa is like, the perfect thing to make someone a yandere waifu.
The whole setting is actually perfect for it: Cupid is on a rampage, shooting everyone with arrows because he didn't fill up his quota. He has to power up his arrows extra much, turning girls into yanderes instead.
Just one option is all I ask for

>6 heart arrowheads
>Condom Bouquet
>Heart Shaped Seed

>Cupid's Potions
Alchemy!

>Cupid's Quiver
Could carry stuff in it later, if nothing else.

>Heart Filled Pill
What's the worst that could happen?

I hope you're not implying loli is pedophilia.
A bunch of lines drawn together cannot have an age. I can draw a little kid and say they're 90. I can draw an old hag and say they're 8. It's a cartoon. It's a fucking line on a piece of paper.

Why even post page 1 if it makes no sense without page 2?

>being this retarded
If you are attracted to lolis you are attracted to the form of a young girl aka being a pedophile.

>Let's throw stale bait at each other instead of actually arguing!

No, not really.
Real life children are not anime girls, you know that, right? Do you think everyone who's attracted to real life women is attracted to cartoons of women?
Also,
>If you're attracted to petite women, you are a pedophile
Literally your logic. And you're the one calling others retarded. Really gets the old thinkbox running.

>I don't understand mystery boxes

What the fuck even is this shit

If your mystery box adds something to your CYOA, take as long as you want before posting them.
If your CYOA is pointless without it, they should be posted together.

Petite women have the form of a young girl! You fucking pedo!

>I don't understand CYOAs
Mystery boxes are cancer.

This one's a good deal more difficult than the original Drunken Santa one.

>Condom Bouquet
>Cupid's Potions
Those two interest me the most. As for the third one...

>IYou Teddy Bear
Might as well find out what this one's about.

Have you no sense of wonder?

>Gold Laurel Wreath
>Bloody Cherub Wing
>Shifting Rose Petals

Let's see how horribly wrong this can go.

There's no sense of wonder in a bunch of useless trinkets.

Tentacle-author-guy, would you be so kind as to post your Enslaved cyoa? Apparently you can be the waifu I mean/spoiler] a female slave so I would like to read it.

>I can't argue against it therefore it is bait

>Loli means petite
>If I jerk of to a drawn child it totally isn't disgusting right guys
Fucking degenerates.

>not liking shinies

>he called both us of bait!
>clearly he's on the other guy's side!

I'm tired of you two clogging up this thread with non-arguments. Get a room.

That means you too.

>Heart Shaped Seed
>I Love You Teddy Bear
>Shifting Rose Petals
Those are stranger than others. I'm curious.

I'm torn between

>Romance Void
>Hate x2
>Body Change x2
>Youth
>Healing
...to create a better world and have fun in it,

>Lover's Lust
>Pleasure x2
>Fortune
...to just be a hedonistic dick, and

>Envy
>Hate
..to be nice.

A simple "no" would have been fine.

Gold Laurel Wreath, Cupid's Quiver, Shifting Rose Petals

Let's do this.

>inb4 these all turn out to be horrifying and obviously negative

Might as well see what the
>Cupid's Potions
>Shifting Rose Petals
>Cupid's Quiver
does.

Best Cherub Award
The Wing
And the Quiver.

I can feel it, my inner and outer and middle munchkin tells me. There's real power behind these options.

Wow, i really messed up that spoiler tag...

Oh boy here we go.

I'll take
>Chocolates
Worst case, I get chocolates.
>Condom Bouquet
Obligatory lewd option. Probably goes well with the chocolates.
>Shifting Rose Petals
Wasn't sure what to take, and this seems suitably romantic.

Some guesses:
>Chocolates
Each chocolate has an effect - maybe transformative.
>Heart Arrowheads
Instant harem, just add people - or other love, if you're a cuck.
>Wreath
Money. Not sure how, though.
>Condoms
100% lewd mode.
>Cupid's Quiver
Holds lots of stuff, maybe has a combo effect with the arrowheads
>Potions
Loli- and MILF-ification.
>Pill
No clue, beyond what's inherently implied (affects one person)
>Seed
Grows a magic tree of some sort. Might take a while, in which case the Potions could come in handy.
>Teddy
Becomes a waifu or something.
>Award
Turns you into a cherub.
>Rose Petals
No clue. Maybe a 'deeper' form of romance than the Arrows?

What are you working on user?

Slime Rancher.

...the video game?

Valentine's Chocolate.

I await patiently.

Nice.

>Potions
>Wreath
>Quiver

That would be it, yes. I am so thankful to beri for showing me the game. I had a blast playing it.
I am half-way through buildings, but I have written the names of all options save for the last section. I aim to finish it sometime around the end of the month.
Then I can work on my waaay too ambitious project.

I came here for waifu cyoas and am crushingly disappointed

If only OP hadn't fucked up and failed to link the previous threads, you could've just drudged up the ones from there.

r00d

Or you could calm down and use the archive like a sensible person and not an autist.

Yeah, why don't we create a new thread simultaneously so that we have two threads at the same time!

Or you could have linked it in the first posts you fucking autist.

This is still the best CYOA ever written.

Shame about the useless stats/powers though.

Not the author, but here you go.
Page 1/5

Page 2/5.

Page 3/5.

"loli" means a drawing with petite proportions.
I don't care what your bizarre schizophrenic mind thinks a cartoon is, but it's certainly not a child.

Shut the fuck up, retard, you're not even posting CYOAs. What is it with you people and your obsession with the moral high ground on the stupidest of shit, like what kind of cartoon you fap to and what kind of off-topic shitpost is ok to post or not?

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