Veeky Forums creates a Pantheon post-by-post

> Zelthen the Shining One is a God of Light, Order, and Purity. He is on an eternal crusade to destroy all Darkness, Chaos, and Corruption, and replace all of reality with an infinite realm of eternally unchanging, incomprehensibly pure light. He is commonly depicted as a righteous golden warrior wearing plate armor forged of light itself, and a golden sword and shield forged of light itself.

> Zelthen's followers are few, but they are unshakable fanatics, obsessed with destroying all things, so that they can be remade in Zelthen's image. His followers are often extremist Paladins whose radical views alienated them in the eyes of their Order. His followers believe that the only way to worship Zelthen is to cleanse the "taint of evil" with holy fire in his name. In their eyes, any amount of the "taint" must be destroyed, because all "evil" is equal, and until the world has been cleansed of ALL "evil", no matter how minor, all things are corrupt and will never be whole.

>Stacy is the Goddess of beauty and vanity. Most of her followers are prostitutes who seduce one man, tell him that she's in love,leave him for another and continue.

>Balim, the two faced god, a minor diety of households used by families to watch over the house and keep gremlins from sneaking in.

>Alternatively worshiped by soldiers. Very often a soldier will use part of their salary to purchase a figurine of Balin, hoping he will watch their back in battle, especially if they expect someone to doublecross them.

>Kurik, the trickster god. Responsible for many natural phenomenon, and patron of Lucky and/or chaotic entities. His champions and priests are rogues and bards.

He wishes to woo Lady Luck.

Chad is the God of Power, Male Sexual Virility, and Low-Point Beer. Most of his followers bang chicks ranging from 5/10 to solid 7/10s but talk them up to try and pass them off as 9/10s minimum. His Followers also worship a lesser deity known as Tom Brady and share personal religious testimonies of that time in high school when they almost fingered Rebecca Mitchell in the senior parking lot but almost got caught because that creepy security guard with the eye patch was making his rounds.

>Gol-Durak is the god of Fear, the Swamps, and Self-sustainability.

>Due to his domain being Fear, Zelthen's followers keep trying to eradicate his followers, but since his domain is also the swamp they keep getting thwarted in the swamps where his cults reside.
>Mostly content on being left alone, so Gol-Durak is basically the swamp hillbilly 'get offa my lawn' but with fear and subterfuge.

>Stacy's mother is the goddess of the home, hearth and lost causes, and was once worshipped as a love goddess. Despite her change in religious role she is generally depicted as a venus figure.

> The Bogdoff twins are the Gods of Conspiracies, Deception, and Mind Control. They are extremely secretive, and almost none know of their existence. Their followers are all extremely ambitious people that sold their eternal souls to the Bogdoff twins in exchange for wealth and power.

> Volseriik is the god of storms, blizzards, tornados, and other forms of inclement weather.
>his wild, uncontrollable power leads to many worshiping him through fear

Niggu-Noggu is the kobold deity of Gibsmedat, the kobold tradition of begging hand-outs from others, and responding violently when these demands are not met.

Gondal the Seer is the god of silence, observation and contemplation, said to witness all things but speak of none. It is not unknown for a mortal to encounter Gondal in solemn and secluded corners of the world, and all who do come away changed, irrevocably altered by the profound serenity of the entity. Depictions of the Seer almost always illustrate him as a diminutive creature bereft of arms, for he has no desire to act, only to travel and witness all things.

>Elituf is the god of prophecy, catastrophe, and misfortune. It is said that the first vision he ever had was of a future so horrific that the land, the sea, the sky, all the creatures therein, and even the mightiest of the gods had perished - at whose hands he did not know. Since then, he has seen visions of every great calamity the world has faced, and they have never failed to come true.

>So too do his followers sometimes receive portions of his visions - and like Elituf himself, those seers who hold his power are cursed. They can neither avert nor mitigate any of the disasters and ill omens they forsee - they can only warn, and even this will only save those who would not have perished. As a result, many grow morose and detached from the world.

>Every one of Elituf's oracles is guaranteed a vision of his or her own death, and from then on his or her pupils take the shape of its means. A limp hand means the oracle is fated to take his or her own life.

>Zelthen's brother Frank, god of being Zelthen's brother. He gained a surprising number of followers among folks who only feel important in relation to another. Younger siblings, less handsome business partners, engineers, background characters. Frank however does not do much for them, he mostly concerns himself with making sure Zelthen doesn't kick him off his couch.

>Avus is the deity of Faith, Folly and Idealism. All of his followers are destined to eventually fail their task, whatever it may be, but they don't care. They just keep going, no matter what stands in their way.

>His followers are granted the boon of unbreakable determination and will, at the cost of common sense.

>Gol-Durak
Literally means "Naked Idiot" in Russian.

>Lewis is the god of absolute destruction. He can be summoned into the world to destroy absolutely anything by ritually burning 666 left socks. Thankfully, his cultists don't know about this trick. Even more thankfully, neither does Lewis.

What about Stacy's Mom?
does she have it going on?[\spoiler]

NOICE LAAYDIE!!

Buerocroles is the god of paperwork, red tape, and arbitrary authority. He is mainly worshipped by government employees and insurance salesmen.

Own-Esta-Joe is god of outsourcing, shoddy imports and immigrant labor. He is worshiped by factory owners, agribusiness investors and Japanese automobile manufacturers.

How do you know they are "left" socks?

I dunno
better burn 666 pairs just to be sure

>Crab Ambrosias is the god of crabs and finance. His goal is to establish the world where nobody would hurt the crabs and everything could be bought and sold for money. He is commonly depicted as a giant crab smoking an expensive cigar with a naval cannon instead of one of his pincers.

>Crab Ambrosias is worshipped by crabs, bankers and accountants. His followers spread his influence by buying interest in any new businesses and giving loans to powerful people. They're also required to pay a tithe to the temple treasury, anyone who dodges the tithe is going to be eaten in his sleep by flesh-eating crabs, leaving nothing but a skeleton as a warning to the excessively stingy.

>The temples of Crab Ambrosias are built to resemble giant seashells carried around by hermit crabs. His priests receive holy visions telling them when to buy shares and when to sell them to maximise their profit.

lol, wut?
spooky

That's the tricky part!

Hysterrhea - God of mass marketing, media manipulation, celebrity tabloids and fashion magazines. Her followers tend to panic at the slightest provocation and are extremely volatile.

>Souyou is the god of food, young men and adolescent pleasure. They say he can pass through you via dance, cooking pastries and smoking hemp. A rebelious one, it is believe most young boys are possessed by him for a year or two before becoming adults. He is also the protector of political rebels and sodomites.

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Bump

God of shotas and snacks? Fuck yes.
I'd be a Cleric of this God.

>Vanguard, the god of opposition and necessity. A god that takes the form of a giant snake with a thousand mouths and is ever consuming the stars. It blesses those that are in need and must fight to get it, however once the necessities are sated, will turn his eyes to someone else.

>Those that would follow this fickle god must realize that he does not reward ambition, nor does he reward excess. All he will offer is what's needed to survive and to prosper. To ask for anything more is to ask for a downward spiral losing luxuries.

>As it stands, rebellions in this gods name do have a tendency for success, however the aftermath tends to be just as unfortunate for the rebels if they overstep their needs.