HFY / Humanity Fuck Yeah

Haven't seen a good old Humanity fuck yeah thread in a long time Veeky Forums whats wrong with you!

Talk about human supremacy.
Enjoy being Human.
Remember our divine right.

Human pride Veeky Forums wide!!!

I'll dump my collection to get the thread started.

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If you call yourself a citizen of the world, you're a citizen of nowhere.

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This asinine concept promotes the myth of an underlying universal humanity that transcends borders and cultures. It is a soft power way of promoting the destruction of cultural values and society known as "multiculturalism" by the Marxists.

Imagined unity against a created greater threat intended to serve as a cipher in this fashion is a device used by known socialist and reactionary Alan Moore.

>Not putting away rivalries between race and ideology only to kill xenos, and conquer the stars.
>The moment they are defeated go back to race wars between planets, and colonies.
>Not realizing it's one of our greatest strengths.

Come on now, you sound like a fucking xeno.

Dude I'm just trying to enjoy the idea of humanity conquering the stars, and sharing it with you all. I'm not even trying to be political that's you all.

The belief that there is a unified spirit of "humanity" to be blindly and unquestioningly promoted is a perpetuation of the lie that all lives are inherently of equal value and that biologically grounded differences between cultures, genders and ethnicities are social constructs.

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That's because HFY doesn't belong here.
It's not a traditional game, and posting awful screencaps you collected from Reddit, HFY's true home, is just you spamming.

HFY may have started on Veeky Forums, but that's the only connection it has anymore. You can leave now, and quit spamming already.

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So, do you intentionally go to threads conserning things that you don't like and then post in them about why others shouldn't post in them either?
A large part of Veeky Forums threads have nothing to do with any traditional game systems or settings.

You remarked that you haven't seen HFY here for a while, that user gave you an answer for why that's the case. A rather aggressive answer, sure.

I'm the OP not him. I think that's because Veeky Forums is going on a decline so I'm trying to bring up some of the fun old school stuff.

Truth is that HFY is just a boring power fantasy and borderline magical realm crap. Basically it's kinda like inversion of Lovecraftian horror with humans replacing eldritch things and that's just stupid. Not saying that it can't be done well, but usually quality (as can be seen from these pastas) is about same as shitty nationalist wank stories like GATE.

In your opinion which ones of those I posted do you think are the good ones, and not the wankfest your talking about. Honestly curious.

>HFY
>fun
Well, that's your opinion, but
>old school
No.

>I think that's because Veeky Forums is going on a decline
Fixed it for yeah mate. Don't listen to downers by the way, just do what you want if it makes you happy. Only less if your loli-fag, then you have your dick devoured by a thousand camels.

Humans are OK. The got some issues, they got some features.
Not sure they merit all the jingoistic hoo-haw though.

Kill the xeno-sympathizer! Or at least let him crawl back to the hole he came from xD

You've got a bit of a fallacy brewing here.
Trying to bring back the worst parts of old Veeky Forums does not mean improving it in any way.

Sheesh, it's not as Veeky Forums is running out of space, rather the opposite. Not posting anything is worse, imho.
Nothing forces you to post in ops thread...

>/cyoag/ is nothing but semi pornographic anime waifushit
>/pfg/ are nothing but pornographic anime waifushit
>Pronographic animu waifushit everywhere
>Entire threads of elf slave wat do
>Ebin ironic "what did he mean by this?" and "excuse me commissar" threads
>LOL ALIGNMENTS threads
>"Hey Veeky Forums what is the best/worst X ever and why is it Y?"
>Filename threads

>But the one single humanity being badass thread is the real cancer

You faggots can't even appreciate you're mostly surrounded by excrement

The HFY stories I tend to like are usually in the vein of Attack on Titan or Hunter: the Vigil. I like having a near overwhelming force that humanity struggles bitterly against. It makes the victory all the sweeter. I'll never understand why people like Lovecraft fiction in their tabletop games. You've already lost before you started playing.

Alan Dean Foster wrote a nice HFY short story.

>Several different aliens on a ship looking for Earth.
>Galaxy wide alien federation at war with BBEG aliens.
>Getting their asses kicked, going to lose soon.
>1000s of years ago, humans contacted alien federation.
>Things went wrong, aliens & humans fought huge war.
>Aliens barely won, humans kept on Earth by forcefield.
>Story has been humans were BBEGs so had to be locked up.
>Reality was humans were Chad Thundercock.
>Humans did everything better than everyone else.
>Human culture, economics, science, etc quickly taking over.
>Aliens feared loss of culture etc. and fought Humans.
>Humans forced back to Earth, all knowledge of them wiped.
>Now aliens need human help to defeat BBEG aliens.
>Aliens find Earth, turn off forcefield, and land.
>Find 1950s Midwest farm house, Ma, Pa, little Boy.
>WTF? These are the powerful humans?
>BBEG aliens land. Grab boy, try to kill him.
>Throws boy at tree. Boy stops in midair.
>Boy says "You're bad men". Points finger. BBEG aliens disappear.
>Boy is apparently Billy Mumy from Twilight Zone.
>Aliens talk to Ma and Pa. We need help.
>Ma and Pa, plus ALL MAMMALS on Earth "Okay"
>Aliens "Follow us, please." Ma & Pa "Okay"
>Aliens in their ship in space moving away.
>Planet Earth begins following them.
>Moon follows too.
>One aliens says "Yeah, they'd miss their moon."

What was the name of that HFY story where there were aliens with strange FTL technology, but their weapons technology was like muskets and swords? Needless to say humanity kicked their ass and stole their technology.

Oh boy, another HFY thread.
>We breathe rocket fuel! Never mind that the main elements in our bodies are among the most common in the universe, we're special, and we have the proportional strength of rockets!
>Earth is a death world and it's a miracle we can thrive here, as opposed to exoplanets discovered in real life that have twice as much gravity, half as much sunlight, and constant hurricanes!
>There's a tiny isolated stone-age tribe in Ungabungaland that still practices endurance hunting! That's a game-changing ability to have in space where the furthest you'll ever have to run is the length of your ship!
>We've discovered so much science in only a couple thousand years, surely this is extraordinary compared to the imaginary enemies we made up to be worse than us!
>We alone possess the concepts of "never give up" and "think outside the box", because all aliens are lazy retards who don't understand their own technology and never had a real war against each other!
>It's impossible for a human to surrender under any circumstances, that's why all colonial wars in our history ended in extinction rather than merging of populations!
>Reverse engineering is like Final Fantasy blue magic, where simply being hit by an alien gun allows you to mass-produce it by the end of the day!
>Who needs superior firepower, mobility, recon and logistics when you have some abstract undefinable human-ness that overcomes all odds through sheer author bias?
>Genocide for the sake of genocide is something to be celebrated! PURGE ALL XENOS FOR THE EMPRAH WHO DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS SETTING!!
>Unless we're a benevolent empire spreading freedom and prosperity to all, minimizing civilian deaths and helping conquered cities rebuild, which is an inherently human thing and not just the United States for the last 50 years tops!

I can't wait to read the same 5 stories about how humans are Mary-Sues whose only weakness is being too awesome.
>Relatively short lifespans mean every single one of us is motivated to get shit done!!
>Brains poorly optimized to understand probability allow us to make the irrational decisions that shouldn't work, but work anyway!!

You sound salty.

There's one in every thread...kind of sad really.

>a near overwhelming force that humanity struggles bitterly against

Pride?

Road not taken. Actually a fair few published stories in that universe I believe

user, hey, user, calm your tits will you?

HFY, like most things on Veeky Forums, is a good thing taken way too far. And the goal isn't necessarily to ego-stroke humans.

Really, the main purpose of HFY is to demonstrate the importance of making racial traits, even the subtle or mundane ones, meaningful.

Of course it all got bogged down by memes, but HFY originally started as a counterargument to "humans are the most boring race."

iirc there's one about another aliens that are the same concept of the humans not getting FTL until later taken the logical extreme

No, it was always a shit thing, that got even worse.

>Really, the main purpose of HFY is to demonstrate the importance of making racial traits, even the subtle or mundane ones, meaningful.


Fuck off. You do this every single thread, where you try to provide some meaning or purpose to this shitty writing prompt.

>a counterargument to "humans are the most boring race."

An unnecessary argument, one shattered not by creating masturbatory stories with your own invented races that you still decide to call "all of humanity", but by just actually bothering to read some science fiction instead of just getting upset by the one or two stories where humans don't end up the ultimate victors.

What are the chances this sad sack is VirtualOptimum again

In this concept you're thinking of clearly as a whole species, so please don't use word race.

low energy!

They're stories not real life autismo, it's about having fun not portraying reality.

this!

Title?

Except the world :)

This isn't Reddit, user.