Your beer label is your fantasy adventure:

Your beer label is your fantasy adventure:

>Drawn to the Light,

>the Cellar Dweller becomes

>... the Son of the Morning (the Morninglord).

REMIUM CIDER
KOPPERBERG
with
mixed fruit

Fuck beer. Cider is where it's at. Probably gonna mix some Kraken black rum into the next one.

>The Kraken attacks Kopperberg! Only a mixed party of fruits can save the town!

I'll be stuck in a ground hog day type of world but 2016 keeps repeating itself

>a mixed party of fruits
Sounds like most campaigns I've played in.

Hey Guys, I found a way to improve the 5E Ranger!

Random Encounter: It's a sexy skelly!

New class incoming.

>ipa
ew

Nothing wrong with Indian Peyote Ales, mate.

...

Your BBEG.

I'm not sure I understand the prompt.

>Wolpertinger
The goal of the adventure is to slay a jackalope.

Bleh, only alkies drink KoppArberg in Sweden

You must fight the nefarious Pabst to win a magical Blue Ribbon from the princess.

It involves goats I guess...

Or tthe Devil, more likely.

>heavily industrial utopia
>lots of dwarves, high gravity of the setting makes them as short as they are
>steel is currency
>secret 211 organization is the secret society that runs the world

>Amager

So it'll be filled with Scandinavian chavs?

Kill Thatcher, steal her ill gotten gold.

they're garbage

>Special Brew
>A band of mad alchemists must brew a legendary potion to drive out the terrifying amalgamation of tramps that has taken over the great city of Leeds

Cool story even though that is the lowest-rated beer I have ever seen.

It gets the job done

A bunch of zero-level losers with no money must brave the Blue Wastes, a desert of dry frozen sand and rage hallucinations. Most of the enemies are ghosts of their past.

>lowest you've ever seen is a 2.5

>Ziegenbock "Kinda Legendary"
High-level misadventure. I like it.

Adventurers hunt large versions of animals to become a famous 'forty-niner'; a hunter that has hunted the 49 most dangerous animals of the realm, ending with giant ringwood boar.

Wild Man Farmhouse Ale.

Cannibalistic drug zombies attack a rural hippie commune.
Also, Hunter S. Thompson's ghost is their leader.

Cobra

>>lowest you've ever seen is a 2.5
>2.01 on Untappd, mang
>That is pure, unadulterated shit

I know an old guy who mixes the 40 of 10% with water so he has 2 40s of 5% and drinks that every day.

>PBR

>Dragons Milk


I.... I don't want to play anymore....

Good beer though!

>mixed party of fruits

but thats every game.

>Hobgoblin
well okay I guess.

Malt liquor and a setting that sounds like 50s-60s detroit

fitting.

...shit

It's fantastic. I got one more in my fridge yet waiting for when I get home.

ITT people posting obscure beers that they actually don't drink very often. if people here were being in any way honest the majority of answers would be budweiser and other large corporate names.

>Numbskull
Either a pirate adventure, or a game about winning the most bar fights in a pub crawl.

>Driftwood
My nigga!

The ayys weren't so bad after all...

>tfw I don't have any beer

That's okay, I don't have any adventure either.

>I'm totally not undead you guys

I'd wager most tabletop nerds are also beer nerds......at least that's the case where I live. My excuse is that I live in a town with over a dozen craft breweries.

Medieval adventure set during the Christian version of the apocalypse.

Something like Warhammer 1,300.

nah mans, Veeky Forums is for nerds who play games about your plastic doodmens and pretending to be a snowflakewizard. Of course we all like to think our taste in beer is special and different than strongmannormal beer.

Works every time

Some sort of tragic folk tale about a despondent maiden whose heart was devoured by a fish?

La Fin du Monde. High stakes I guess!

why is Veeky Forums filled with craft beer drinking fucks

I'm a malt liquor guy

Some sort of post-apocalyptic setting I guess.

Dark Sun perhaps?

>budweiser and other large corporate names.
Never drink those. Just had one of pic related and that's perfectly honest.

Craft beer is just better beer.

You mean like warhammer fantasy? Bretonnian apocalypse?
Zirndorfer Kellerbier
Defend the beer cellars of Zirndorf from X menace, the brewer has become mad and tries to sell you and the menace beer.

Alternatively Löschzwerg Lager
The party is playing a group of dwarfen fire fighters.
Sry. for no pics, basically no connection here.

It was a gift
A campaign about dealing with your addictions while trying to become a hero?

I'd play that in COC, no lie.

An insane elf is trying to get everyone drunk for the winter solstice festival. The party is going to help him.

>Hobgoblin
Sounds about right.

My last campaign one of the PCs was a hobgoblin brewer. In the end he ascended to being the god of bar brawls.