How do you justify girls in not-Egypt dressing sexily?

>1- its hot so too many clothes are bad
When it's hot you want more clothes not less

Don't have to justify anything.

Most notEgypt art is more modest than actual Ancient Egyptian rich female fashion.

Nah. That's for beduins that travel in the desert, but egyptians at noon were doing a siesta.

Of course farmers would be tan, even leathery, at a relatively young age, but they could manage heatstroke risks like that.

Also, houses were basically open to winds (or even more extreme, you basically lived outside in the countryside) for obvious reasons. Even rich people are tought to have been sleeping on roofs regularly during summers.

You know, if a person is okay with wearing something that's pretty much completely see-through, I have to wonder why they'd feel the need to wear anything at all.

Bling is better than no bling. You don't wear fashion because it's practical, you wear it to make a statement. And sometimes the statement is "I have more money than you so I'm going to wear a bunch of gold on my body haha fuck you."

To show off that they can afford it.

because i'm not thinking anyone's going to complain.

>and as every noblewoman
I was under the impression that everyone who could afford it shaved and depillated, then wore a wig.

Clothing in ancient Egypt was an accessory, not luxury. Nudity was not taboo and just walking around naked was not uncommon.

>cute brown girls everywhere just constantly naked
>physical labor makes you a sick cunt
Could this be my magical realm

IT'S AS HOT AS A PHOENIX'S CLOACA AND YOU WANT ME TO WEAR WHAT?

> It's a sexy unpractical egypt setting.

>''Everybody's doing it, jeesh OP get on with the latest fad like every other girl''

I'm more concerned with how you justify them being blond. Like the whitest people to ever rule Egypt locally were Greeks.

Because walking around naked shows you are poor as fuck. Basically, .

Based brown empire

Also, sacred prostitutes who don't actually charge money for their services.

I mean, they did, but it was called "offerings"

>Like the whitest people to ever rule Egypt locally were Greeks
There's also the Hyksos and the people who preceded them.

We really don't know exactly who they were, but there's damn good evidence that they're from the north. There's definitely Indo-European influence there, seeing how they brought the chariot. There's also Semitic influence there, judging from their rites and names and gods.

>moors

>How do you justify a blond, blue eyed white girl in non-Egypt
WE

The Hyksos were probably some sort of Phonecians, also not blond. The only blonds in egypt until the romans took over and started making everything all prudish would have been random slaves brought from the Greeks.

>Phonecians
You mean Canaanites or Hurrians, Phoenicia was established a bit later. Still not blond, though, not predominantly.

Anyway, it doesn't really matter, there is physical evidence for red haired Egyptians from ancient times and blond Egyptians from later times. Also there's also evidence for Egyptians dying their hair and/or wigs.

It's not that much of a stretch to say that some Egyptians had light hair, either naturally or dyed, regardless of the period you pick. Probably less likely during the Nubian pharaohs, but pretty likely before and after that time.

I'll concede the point, Egyptians were really into their cosmetics, and you get the odd red-haired semite.

By adoption of egyptian customs.

>Drawn me like one of your egyptian girls

Because they are girls who want to attract attention from men and approval from their female colleagues.
They are definitely not bitter old men or women seeking to impose their freezing cold morality onto others.

Warning, revealing too much.

> implying cute clothes are not a universal love of all humanity.

Bronze age cultures in general were pretty lewd in comparison to the social mores we have today. They didn't have a religion that said anything about nudity or sex being sinful and didn't even have all the taboos we have (such as sibling marriage, although that was limited to some social strata and periods, most likely). The climate also didn't require them to wear much unless they wanted to, so clothes and jewelry were more a sign of expression than modesty.

>blue eyed white girl in non-Egypt
I believe a certain children's trading card game answered that

Also due to the rigidity of Egyptian culture they kept portraying characters in Old Kingdom outfits long long afterwards. Even up in Ptolemy times they would still portray their kings and queens in full OK Pharaonic regalia, despite those rulers not having a single drop of Egyptian blood. Loved their traditions.

Egyptian family homes uncovered at a work site have full-color hardcore porno painted in the entryway wall. The rich ones had carved versions.

The universe is literally Ra's jizz when he jerked it in the endless chaos of the before time.

Ancient Egypt gives zero fucks about the Victorian sense of 'public decency.'

Also from finds of what essentially amounts to workman's graffiti found in places were construction workers lived it's known that they frequently doodled porn of gods and goddesses and possibly even public figures in their spare time. Those piles of old pottery shards amount to ancient Egyptian Veeky Forums.

Because it's fucking hot. The weather is pretty toasty as well.

Pretty sure similar thing happened to other older cultures, in Rome and Greece. Porn depicted to pottery and possibly elsewhere, shittalking written at walls and such.

Oh yes certainly. I just mentioned Egyptian examples because that was what OP was about. There's also at least one pure porn papyrus preserved today but presumably there were lots of those as well, probably in the libraries and collections of wealthy people.

>>How do you justify girls in not-Egypt dressing sexily?
The same way I justify them dressing sexily in every age and culture. In fact it is the same justification as in real life. To show off their beauty and gain complements and attract potential mates.

Altough blond and blue eyes girls are harder to justify in not-Egypt.

Why even bother justifying? If you live in a Western country with hot summers, you know women will jump on every opportunity to dress like sluts if given the chance. If you're an American, even if you live in fucking Alaska you know most women use Halloween as an excuse to dress like sluts as well.

You don't need to justify anything. It's not magical realm if reality is even worse.

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

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If we're talking mid- or low-class, sure.
Upper classes mostly stay indoor or in oasis, or anyway in the shade - melatonin was a sign of low-class - where it's more comfortable to be as naked as possible.

A lot of things change, but people do not.

Easy as fuck. Just do egypt like it was in good old times before muslims. Like already said, it was pretty much deliciously decadent as old Rome back then.

You mean how do I justify them NOT dressing sexily? I say that this is not a 100% copy so I can do whatever I want, and I want my game to not turn into a magical realm.

whole thread, no nonsummerjack.
Delicious brown girls is why, stop thinking so hard.

>The most delicious brownies are the ones with spraytans
Why is this universe so cruel?

Players can justify anything. Just watch and wait.

The same way you justify them being white anime characters.

Kek

Did someone say Moors?!

...so, what you're saying is, Rule 34 is older than the fucking Great Pyramids of Giza and that dudes have BEEN drawing fanart for-fucking-ever?

All I want is a Catholic Tunisian gf that speaks that weird pre-Arabic North African Latin language that's now extinct, is that too much to ask for?

And despite all that their mythology overall is still much more decent than Greese mythology.

Nice, I only heard about the Romans shitposting in their graffiti, and the part about deity erotica is news to me. Do you remember some archeaology/art history/history of culture article I could read about this?

Sacred prostitution is a meme lad.

Sacred prostitution is a real thing and still exist in a form in cults and hippie communities today.
Every leader find out the best way to recruit horny lonely retards who will do a lot of work and shill for you is to give him a taste of sex and maybe drugs.

Truth.

What I wouldn't give to see her violated in uncensored, high definition video form.

Orange is not brown.

>Violated
>Not tenderly loved

>social moors

WE

It looks cool

Yes. Women distract from The Cause. Go with God, brother.

Why would you need to justify it? Did your american education fail you on egypt or something?

The ancient Egyptians consistently depicted their men as tan and rugged from being in the sun, but their women as impossibly fair-skinned. For a woman of that time to be so well off as to not have to work was a measure of tremendous power and wealth in her husband. Wealthy women don't have to wear drab work garb, they can dress pretty all day. As that was what all Egyptians aspired to, you'd expect to see that trend throughout their society, much as you see certain style brands throughout the American ghettos today

Tuthankhamun himself was a fucking ginger

Greek immigrants?
You know that e.g. cleopatra's bloodline had european origins, right?

like so

>ROMA
>OLIM
>MILO
>AMOR
Rome was love, once.

Being pale was seen as a mark of beauty up until the invention of bikinis.
Now that people who need to work do so in artificially lit offices and it's the wealthy that can afford to lay in the sun all day or book a tanning session the perceptions have reversed.
Similar with perception of weight, although you can see praises for lithe feminine frame all over the history too. Amusingly enough Rubens was Veeky Forums as fuck, but he painted fat women because that's what he was paid to.

The papyrus is known as the Turin Erotic Papyrus. Basically it was kept hidden for years because it was considered far too raunchy. The exact meaning of it is still somewhat unclear, but it's either very serious or satirical porn.

openculture.com/2014/07/the-turin-erotic-papyrus-the-oldest-known-depiction-of-sex-circa-1150-b-c-e.html

Every winter, I count down the days until Shorts and Sundresses.

Would be real shame not to put all the Houtengeki art to a good use.

>men who work are hot
>women who don't work are hot
Wow I never saw that one coming

>As that was what all Egyptians aspired to, you'd expect to see that trend throughout their society, much as you see certain style brands throughout the American ghettos today
Also the effort within the culture to keep art EXACTLY THE SAME because you don't want your great grandson to not get the meme because he's too young

They literally dressed sexily

I want pedos to leave

Sundresses aren't slutty though. They're lewd in a pure way.

Nice meme, grandpa.

I was about to laugh at the stupidly large dicks, but then I remembered Ezekiel 23:19-20.

And sandals

On the waifu alignment matrix, they are indeed on the "cute" end of the Style axis.

Sundresses and Sandals: the new RPG from WotC
What's in it, Veeky Forums?

it's pretty fucking humid by the river brah.

Cuteness.

Bare feet are better

In intimate situations yes, but walking around barefoot everywhere turns cute, soft soles into thick hobbit feet.
Sandals are a compromise.

This matrix confuses me

I would be glad if there were examples

Still pretty conservative by hentai standards. And hey, they even followed Japanese convention of making the men short, fat and sweaty and the girls super hot!