Masturbation Count:

DMs: How would you implement this into your campaign?
Players: How would your PC react to this?

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i'm not sure why this would matter.

At all.

Why would anybody need this ever?

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>Wanker mage homebrew.
>Instead of resting masturbate.
>Spill to gain advantage on concentrating rolls.
>I HAVE THE POWAAAAAAH!

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Cock-Slopper is a superhero that can stop time for as long as he can masturbate. It is his gift, it is his curse...

None of these are in order, are they?

The first and last images are extra art from the author, everything else is in order.

I'd re-instill the old bet. This time with tangible evidence.

This was just an excuse to post all of these wasn't it? Whatever.

As a GM, I wouldn't implement this because it's not something worth implementing. It isn't really amusing among players. I guess if I were running a fetish game, sure. But even then, there are more high-test things I could be doing than revealing the number of times a character has fed the ducks.

As a player, it depends on the mood of the campaign. If this came up out of the blue in a more serious campaign, my character isn't likely to care. I don't play games with kawaii anime expies, so it's not like I'm going to blush and say something about it being lewd. Of my current characters, I've a few who simply wouldn't talk about it. A few who think it's normal to masturbate, so there's no shame in it. None who'd comment on other people's numbers.

>I don't play games with kawaii anime expies

>10,000 * 365 / 6,899,423
0.529

So on average every other day. That is not that bad.

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Well, for starters we could finally settle the debate whether fucking your simulacrum counts as masturbation or not.

We don't know how longthe cirse has been in effect, when it starts tracking, etc.

it shows entire life, see first panel

>How would you implement this into your campaign?
I would see who of my players is keeping it and then kick him from the game after I kick him in the head.

>How would your PC react to this?
By killing themselves.

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There's nothing /d/ about masturbation. its actually incredibly vanilla

>wanker mage casts prismatic spray

>There's nothing /d/ about masturbation
Well, perhaps not about yours, but don't think you're speaking for all of us.

As shitty as it may look, I love this guy's art.

17280

What's the source on these?

>Advantage against lawful good characters.
>Disadvantage against chaotic evil.

Amahara is now your GM.
what do?

At this point you should seriously look into killing yourself. Nobody will miss you, and you'd actually be helping out the community by giving the local crime scene cleanup crew and funeral home director some business.

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In the span of one WHOLE month:
433->434 (+1)
622->624 (+2)
1139->1159 (+20)
God damn! Those gals must have some strong self-control.

this dos'nt really work well as an rpg thing. it's funny for a story, but it's creepy in an rpg since asking your players "how many times did your character jerk off?" will never be not creepy.

>asking your players "how many times did your character jerk off?" will never be not creepy
In an intentionally satirical game, possibly played while drunk, it can be fine as long as everyone knows what they're signing up for.

Springing it on them out of nowhere is far from fine, however.

kill myself in a way that obliterates the soul. better than any other likely fate.

How would one stat this curse in GURPS?

>asking your players "how many times did your character jerk off?" will never be not creepy.
Xd6. where X = GC*(age_in_days-3650)*(8-ChM)/50
GC = gender constant 0 for genderless, 1 for female, 2 for male, 3 for other
ChM = charisma modifier

- So, what do you do at your post when you're not greeting newcomers?
- Jerking off, mostly. You may notice I didn't offer to shake hands.

Or they're busy doing stuff, unlike you.

>+86

Important question: does sex with imaginary friend count as masturbation or intercourse?

Sub-conscious intercourse.
In reality, masturbation.

>In reality, masturbation.
Well, duh, but I mean for the purposes of the curse.

What curse?

If you touch your weenie to get off its masturbation

If something else touches your weenie it doesnt count

The curse in the images above?
So artificial vagina is A-OK? How about fucking an inanimate object?

What about prostate stimulation?

Oh...
Sorry, the speech bubbles did not indicate which character was talking properly.

Only you=masturbation.

I'm pretty sure it's masturbation. The problem is that intercourse requires two active participants. So if you are fucking an autistic girl that doesn't react, that's essentially masturbation.
The problem is what to consider an "active participant".
>Only you=masturbation.
Hence the question. If I'm schizophrenic and have DID, does sex with my imaginary lover count for the purposes of the curse?
Even better question, if I actually genuinely share a body with another mind, is it intercourse or masturbation if another mind uses my body to pleasure my mind?

I think artificial vagina counts as masturbation but fucking a doll or a pumpkin doesn't

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Yes, and selfcest=masturbation.
Mindcontrol rape/sex... its intercourse.

It's basically what she was for

Please consider the alternatives.

What's your argument for distinguishing the two, though?

>bloodplay
Pretty hot, but I wouldn't engage in it with someone I love, even if they wanted me to.

She is a part of you, no?

Rape and sex?
Permission.

No, no, I mean, two minds, sharing a single body. What's your argument? That physically she is the same as me, so it's masturbation? Then what kind of degree of physical separation is required to turn it into intercourse?
For example, siamese twins pleasuring each other - masturbation or intercourse?

The whore outright says she doesn't take johns on the night of a hunt

You could probably seduce the nun though

I imagine it'd start a competition to get the high score.

Two people being aware at the same time.
Masturbatory incest.

Define "people". DID with both personalities being aware at the same time is not an unknown case.

I define persona's as people, different people with the same face but still people.

So what is important to distinguish one person from another?
Mind/consciousness separation? Brain separation? Body separation?

If they are aware at the same time.
Conversations would be very confusing I imagine.

>Conversations would be very confusing [...] if they are aware at the same time
You have no idea. But thanks for your input.

One half of you doesn't suffer from this ailment, right?

isnt' this how you get AIDS

With two-face a conversation would either go well, or be your last words.

It's a possibility, yes. Though transfusion is among the least common methods of infection. And you can always test your partner beforehand just to make extra sure.

Well, is this like, FFT Amhara, or the reversed gender norms Amhara?

Because that shit matters a whole lot.

So only engage in sex with a partner, ergo no masturbation.

If the number goes up, it's masturbation.

The excuses to post unrelated filth are just getting flimsier and flimsier, huh?

I'm all for posting filth on Veeky Forums, I just appreciate it more when it's done cleverly.

No filth here, really.

>times you've masturbates is your level and all that comes with it
>but your HP drops with each level