What is the most powerful weapon in your setting?

>he doesn't reload his brass

The cock

Can't beat the cock

i beat it quite often

You cheeky brat

Are you looking for a good rape?

disgusting

>The warlock got pelor as his patron (undying light patron) and gained all the atributes of being a 1st level paladin and 1st level cleric in addition to swapping out his eldritch blast for a "radiant blast" that deals +2 dmg and can be used to heal allies.

Holy shit, you guys didn't become the most powerful things in the world by then, the warlock immediately became a demigod who outclasses you by a wide margin.

his spellcaster level was still cut in half and we were all at 16th level when it happened.

Sword of Fate. So named as an early legend that later became a joke. Nobody actually believes it exists and they refer to it in a similar way to the phrase "when pigs fly".

Turns out it was real all along. Looks like a rusty old sword, but the wielder cannot be killed, defeated, or otherwise harmed while it is in their possession. It also makes everything they do impossible to stop, even the gods couldn't get in the way.

Buried under the desert or had bones mined out for biological compounds, so none left rolling around.

There's desert pirates that have an underground city that moves around under the desert so they can't be caught.

Only the leader of the city knows the city is actually a GIANT ROBOT CRAB.

Whatever nation pushes them too far is going to discover that a giant robot crab with an entire city of well-equipped airship riding sand pirates is really, really bad news for pretty much anything in their way.

>At will ranged multi-healing
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Humanity is a weapons-platform designed by the gods to combat the fair folk, the Far Plane, and any 5th-dimensional time-space wonkers.

That's right, Mages. The Gods weaponized Paradox.

.... problem is, now that some societies aren't based primarilly on which faith you're currently ascribing to, but on raw materialism, it's killing them too.

Kind of weird but basically a princess was turned into metal and shattered, and the pieces got spread around. They have very powerful properties towards metal though, so any weapons or items combined with pieces of her tend to be very dangerous in their own ways.

So the most dangerous weapon is probably a hammer, but it's technically because of that piece of princess in it.

Technically, it's the Mobile Fortress Invictus. It's basically a castle with legs, a forcefield, magical laser cannons, and guided rockets.

If you mean something that one person can actually use, it's the Sword of Unquenchable Iron. A sword made for a giant, its white-hot blade is fated to be wielded by the one who will someday burn down the whole world. It's unclear as to whether this is attributed to the sword's power to burn through anything or to the might of its destined master.

Oppenheimer, a surviving warship from a bygone era of Raw interplanetary rage in the cage matches and the only surviving, semi-operational 'Planet destroyer' class ship.
Capable of devastating a biosphere during a single planetary rotation if it concentrates its batteries on the surface, just wrecking shit up.

It is however currently unable to fly due to fucked engines, so it's being used as a space station and trading hub.
Which of course makes it just as dangerous since the insane, warmongering AI that was central command can now hack the brains of anyone that lands on it who is capable of interacting with what is basically the local wifi, feeding them illusions, manipulation, bullshit, viruses and of course, out and out mindraping them into submission.
In a setting where owning a ship is hella rare and most people that own ships want to be able to interface with them directly and so get implants.
Big-O is currently working on getting her engines repaired so she can continue her crusade of the-war-to-bring-peace without realizing what a paradox that is and that humanity has finally started to recover from the fall of the hegemonic empire that created her.

A rock. Rock that was used to commit first murder. Because of reasons, had power to kill anything, immortals, gods, God etc. Problem was, it was lost. Good luck to find it.

Blessed arrows with a +5 to hit and 1d6 acid damage.

Zelber. Ironically, it's also the plainest looking weapon in the entire setting. It will still invert your anus with it's ability to flat-out IGNORE AT(DR, for the D&D folks) and the fact that it auto crits literally everything including things that should ignore crits, though.

An argument could be made for Longinus, with it's "you lose one supernatural ability each time it scratches you" trick, but getting it would require freeing and defeating Sephiroth/Satan, which takes some serious effort and/or luck.

A big fucking mountain that gets dropped on people who get uppity.

Heaven's Fulcrum. It's technically a stellar engineering device that can be used to essentially move stars around, but it can essentially weaponize whole systems in a pinch.

...

Not a singular weapon but rifled cannons. As for something that doesn't require more than one person to use, probably something gifted by some deity or other.

Satan's unlimited credit card.

Our setting is within a fae forest.
Deep under ground locked away by the weight of a powerful seal are eldritch horrors.
Seal is powered by a enchanted weapon. A puzzle box wielded by the skeleton of an immortal made of nickle and possessed by the bound council of mages of mages of old.
The skeleton appears seeming randomly to eat the earth. Coating all around it in a fire of ceaseless hunger. Hands of fire flail in giant walls of flame desperately hording all that burns to become fuel for the seal.
The flame is not hot as the heat is stolen away by the puzzle.

But are they big guys?

The flame is part of the puzzle box I mean. And a dropped note totally let me in on the fact that our party gets to play with it eventually,

Tell me if this is stupid.

The most powerful weapon, in terms of raw power, is a massive cannon built into a mountain, statically aimed at an ice wall built by gods. The cannon is only fired once a year, as the material cost for a cannonball requires a shit ton of tax money from the kingdoms settlements.

The catch is that the cannon does a comparatively pitiful amount of damage to the ice wall. Its meant as a method of displaying the incompetence of the ruling class.

If it is a mockery of the ruling class, why is said ruling class spending tax money on firing it?

Holy shit, please learn how to use punctuation other than periods.

Sorry, I should've been more specific. It's a method of displaying the incompetence of the ruling class to the players. The rulers are detached from the common man enough not to realize/care about how useless the cannon is, and how much the unnecessary taxes adversely effect the economy.

Why are they shooting at an ice wall?

Are they just super bored or what?

>BBEG
Stop using this. It's childish.

do you just continuously search Veeky Forums for any use of this acronym?

It was a set of bells. 4 of them. You ring one and then the others ring out in sequence. Anything in the perimeter between the four bells is destroyed utterly, To all appearances, these things were harmless unless you set them up and activated them properly. In a world where you can put them in bags of holding or push them through portals into ritualistic position, they were frightening as fuck. We never learned the outer limit of the perimeter when they were used. We wiped out an army, and then a city with the damned things.

The power of friendship

In a very general sense, Magic as a whole, though after the last abuse of its power, the Goddess of Magic put in stricter controls on what a mortal could do with its power. The first - and last - abuse was when a powerful, yet mortal, Wizard thought he would be a better God than the deities that already existed on his world, and tried to use Magic to become THE God. It sort of worked; he became immortal (the very first Lich, actually) and absorbed some divine portfolios of the lesser gods, before the rest dropped all their divine might on him mid-ritual, nuking him and the city he was in as collateral damage. The subsequent magical fallout severed the planet from the rest of the other dimensions and planes of existence, and the remaining gods had to flee to the planet, unsure if their magical nuke bombardment worked. It didn't, but the PCs eventually solved that problem for them.

If you mean an actual weapon, something that can be held and wielded in their hands, it's the dagger used in the above ritual, a shard of obsidian glass wrapped in bloody bandage wraps. The official name is the Godslayer, a weapon capable of killing anything, even gods.

Poyo?

this

it's true in every and any setting

Love.

The hot, gooey kind.

Prolly a sword made from the essence of the Sun god. Looks like Thunderfury from WoW and can fire kilometer-long beams of concentrated plasma. It was wrought by the god of Order and is too large for a mortal to wield, which is probably for the best seeing as the sun's orbital path (geocentric universe) is centered around the artifact.

Re-read your own post. Basically, can you tell your basic mistake?

Does anyone know what it did?
I'll tell them, if anyone asks.

"no"

The player characters, of course. It's just a question of them realizing it...

>Thunderfury
You can't just say that. You have to say the full name, [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the WIndseeker]!

I stole this idea from you from a prior thread. It is damn brilliant. It's a +10 weapon but it's just a rock.

There's a mountain-sized throwing axe stuck in the ground that a cosmic god of order threw at his rival. It's got a powerful aura of order around it that warps the reality: the rivers flow in straight lines and turn at right angles, trees and bushes grow in symmetrical shapes, as if trimmed by an obsessive gardener, the rocks are all Platonic solids and they're scattered around in geometrical patterns. An evil overlord mines it to make impenetrable armour for his elite henchmen.

came here to post that

A small gem that has been mounted in the signet ring of a minor noble house for thousands of years. It is the key to not!numidium. Hundreds of not working copies were made to throw any cultists off the trail, but most have been found. the time is narrowing for the PC's to find a way to finally destroy the enemy's god.

>silence

The metaphysical soft-serve science silence that the totally not a god has attempted to quash human faith in order to enjoy. It is the static unchanging void expressed, crudely through the most sophisticated and experimental tech available to man. It is lethal to life on a human scale and, while highly directional in any sort of weaponised form using it carries a risk to whoever must shut it off.

It's the closest thing to magic. Flatspace panels don't stop it, no personal shielding,. augment or traditional armour stops it. It is a cancer that will consume everything before it

But once the Giant city robot crab is used. surely all the pirates and whoever survives knows that the crab is in play?

Weaponized teenagers with so much angst they've been granted supernatural powers by demons than feed on them.

Weakness: Sticky White Stuff

I pray to god there's no Veeky Forums in your setting.