I have recieved word that a new inquisitor will be visiting us from Praetoria, as such, I am declaring a surprise field kit inspection to make sure everything is set and ready!
FAQ: >What the fuck is this? Somewhat a campaign of crack-infused free-form roleplay in the grim darkness of the far future.
>When do you guys make these threads? Usually mondays at 4PM GMT, but they sometimes extend to Tuesdays if we got caught in the middle of something when the thread died and it was too late to make another one the same day.
>Can I join in? Sure, just think of a character and have fun, you can find most info in 1d4chan albeit it's ussually a little bit out of date in comparison to where the threads are.
>Is there any requirement in character creation. Not really, we've had Xeno infiltrators, Chaos infiltrators, Villains, Heroes, Normal Guardsmen, Crazed Guardsmen, Assassins, Psykers, Space Marines, Inquisitors, Squats... just think whathever and join the fun.
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character? Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'? We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone. We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone. Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better. It's important to know that the regiment is now in the employ of a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, with influence from an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor and under the watch of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Yes we've been through a lot of shit.
>Why don't you guise move to quest? We're not a quest that's why.
>whistles to himself and gets dressed for the visit in his new wargear given to him by Alice >he cant choose either to take the eviscerator or bolter, rubbing his bald head
Isaiah Walker
>Ron is finishing putting his armour on This trip is taking longer than I though, Daniels! >the Captain of the Kasrkin assigned to Ron perks up Daniels, I want to know how much longer this is going to be. >Daniels nods Sir, we're actually almost there. You said you wanted to 'surprise them', though, so we're approaching slowly. >The Inquisitor plops his helmet on his head and laughs Right, I did say that. Carry on then, I don't want to ruin it.
Juan Sanders
>Deckard is currently trying to lean onto a wall, failing to do so due to the fresh whip scars on his back Agh...f-fucking bucket list >Rita is counting the crowns she has Hmmm...that will do, ho. >She throws the Necron a bottle of milk >Kane is walking towards the Wellesley estate This will be interesting
William Scott
>Esaza the Deamonette >she puts away the whip and looks awfully smug with herself, despite recieving as much as she gave Such delightful sounds you make under theeses harsh coils >she giggles
>Sacntioned Necron Lord Akunosh the Creative >he catches the bottle of milk and smashes it over his head Aaaah.. perfect.. the touch of this infant feeding substance feels so grand upon my necrodermis
Henry Sullivan
>'Only' a few dozen clicks away, the Trader's fleet remains in formation, while Gunships and Landers head for the planet to find out what is going on.
Daniel Turner
>Deckard grumbles something N-not funny >he squirms in spot I hope to god there's a no questions asked policy here >he goes to the check up >Rita sighs Yeah yeah, buttbucket, shut up and go get more while I do this check up >goes to stand in line
Colton Sanders
Maybe I planned for this thread?, I don't know. My spoiler button isn't working. What do I do?
Is it working?
Christian Morgan
>is desperately trying to find a way out of the forest
Nathaniel Clark
>Malak would watch from the sidelines as the troopers of the two regiments are brought together for a field kit inspection.
Dylan Reyes
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Gabriel Hernandez
>One of Alice's Stormtroopers walks over with a Powersword. I would suggest using this for the visit, it 'fits' better at the table than a Chainsword.
It will indeed Kane, it's nice to be home.
Hunter Hughes
>he looks at the man and slowly takes the power sword, looking at it I am.. honored.. my thanks to Alice
Joseph Adams
>the pilot of the transport shuttle turns back to Ron There's a few landing pads to choose from sir. You have a preference? >Ron strokes his facemask, then replies The one that is closest to the Wellesley Estate of course. >the pilot nods, and begins his descent
Brayden Morris
>The Trooper nods, and leaves to let Peepers finish preparing.
>Given the...unexpected nature of the visit, a trio of Thunderbolts follow after the shuttle, swapping out for a trio of Vendettas at the halfway mark.
Zachary Russell
A paradise world if not by name, then by nature >he gives a polite smile and a nod
Jaxon Peterson
>Suited up in flak armor and with the sword at his belt he returns to Alice, wearing the Emperor's iconography over the armor in form of purty seals from his robes and an amulet of the aquilla
Elijah Jones
>the pilot once again turns to Ron, this time sounding uneasy We have an escort, sir. >Ron laughs Tell them we're invading. >the pilot blanches That was a joke, Morgan.
Robert Wilson
>Is looking around at -every- -single- -structure-. >She looks amazed by the architechture.
This planet's amazing.
Chase Barnes
>as he tags along with Alice he gives Kara a wave Good morning Kara, i see you are enjoying yourself
Evan Russell
>one of Lord Tepez's aides would contact the Judfement's Teeth moored in the main starport
Michael Morales
Could have been worse...glad it's not.
>By the time Peepers returns, the group would be...well....just about to sit down at the table, along with several important looking Praetorians, probably Alice's family, judging by her reaction.
>There are two squads of Guardsmen in Carapace waiting at the Landing Pads.
>Alice smiles. It is dear, I'm glad you like it.
Robert Hernandez
>the pilot slows down his descent as he reaches the landing pad Okay sir, what do you want me to do? Should we radio in? >Ron stands up, as do the stormtroopers Nope. We land, open the door, and walk in guns out. >this time it's Daniels who objects Sir, pardon me but what the fuck? We can't just walk into a place like thi- >Daniels is stopped by Ron's tilted head Of course we can. Furthermore, I'd say we have to. In order to properly surprise, one must act unexpectedly. Your trepidation is exactly what they would expect. Therefore, we are doing this. >the Captain looks very deeply confused and unsure, but as the shuttle lands and the door opens, Ron immediately walks out with his weapon raised. The men inside, with seemingly no other choice, follow suit. For a moment, Ron is silent. Then... Alright, we're here to take over!
Carter Robinson
>he follows his homeworld's etiquette and greets several members of her family with a handshake and a compliment about their house or Alice while keeping a smile on his face most of the time
Gabriel Sanders
>Several of the Lord Captain's Dropships would fly over the Capital on the way to scan the planet, although one would request permission to land within it's limits.
Grayson Long
>permission is granted
Nathan Powell
>somewhere, two men are about to discuss something which may or may not be important. "Knock knock..."
IDI NAHUI
"You're supposed to say who's there..."
I SAY IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT
"Alright alright geez, I was just going to mention that there's a thing that you could've checked out because it's a pretty important thing to us."
What is?
"Well we need you, to go to this location, and observe the situation, we need to know if the situation can be salvaged."
How much?
"Say what?"
How much is pay?
"Enough for you to keep things, subtle. Observe and record. Report back, and stand by for re-tasking once we have evaluated the data you send us. Understood?"
Where target?
"You will be briefed on the way. We're not letting you go alone. I trust you understand, we don't want to repeat our past mistakes."
>The man who now had received his initial task grunts and takes his leave Consider done.
>The other man chuckles and moves out of the way. Once we have reports of a succesful mission, then we'll consider it done.
Alexander Scott
>The Troopers, who already had their weapons raised, while the detachment leader comms the security office. "Major, the shuttle that broke the perimeter just offloaded a squad of Kasrkins who say they're here to take over. Requesting Orders." >The reply is a quick "Stay there, we'll send reinforcements", and so the men do.
>The family members respond in kind, although the greetings are somewhat paused by bewilderment, as a couple of squads of Kasrkins run through the main hall and out the front door, followed by a rather irate looking Cadian Colonel and a Praetorian vehicle Commander. >These men clamber into a trio of Rhinos and rumble down the road towards the landing pads at high speed.
Nathan Edwards
>after introductions he sticks to Alice and keeps his senses sharp for anything Charming family you have, despite all the military action
Benjamin Wright
>over their comms channel, Daniels is panicking Sir, this is batshit insane. I say we just stand down, and apologize for this stupidity. >Ron snaps back No, we need to up the ante! >he yells to the assembled guardsmen That transport shuttle is rigged to blow! Stand down or this whole pad goes up! >the pilot, still inside the shuttle, can be heard screaming "WHAT?"
Kayden Taylor
>Isabelle, along with the rest of the 277th Orvustillian Mechanised Infantry Regiment, would be standing in line for the field kit inspection.
Henry Rogers
...does this kind of thing often happen? >he looks at Alice with a raised eyebrow
Colton Torres
>The Dropship lands as close to Tepez' estate as allowed, and would drop it's ramp, revealing...a rather well dressed Praetorian, and an equally well dressed Praetorian...who is dressed in the style of an Inquisitor, as opposed to a Noble.
Isaac Bennett
>the men are ushered into Tepez' audience chamber First a regiment of the Emperor's... er, finest, and now an inquisitor? This is certainly an eventful week. How may I serve you, gentlemen?
Charles Watson
>Tugs Alice's and Sammie's arm.
Dylan Nelson
>Leans to Lien Nervous, dear?
Colton Carter
You could say so... >Scratches her right elbow. How will I fit in... I mean the eldar can hide their ears but I'm blue...
William White
>After making sure every trooper is well-equipped and dressed, Eisen would allow them to return to their duties under the order to try to keep their uniforms as presentable as possible for the arrival of the inquisitor.
Justin Perry
>he steps to Kara dont worry, im quite sure they have this handled, or else there would be a panic
>he offers her a glass
Mason Richardson
No....it does not, there weren't supposed to be any drills today.
>The Rhinos roll up, and the Colonel, wearing Interior Guard insignia, fixes the Kasrkins with a furious glare. You louts! Stand down immediately! Or the Ordo Malleus will have your heads! >The Kasrkins following him fan out to join the Praetorians in aiming weapons at the group.
Adrian Hughes
>With the events of the Field kit inspection having gone without any kind catastrophic event. Malak would return to the hanger where the trainees of the 72nd Epsilic Valkyrie's are training.
Luke Reyes
>Ron smiles under his helmet Good, I wish to speak with you, sir. I have critical information to the safety of the Imperium. I swear on the Emperor's Throne that this is worth all the commotion I've caused.
Ayden Diaz
It's not that... >She takes the glass Thank you...
>Waits for both girls to pay attention as she has to ask something important to both of them.
Oliver Sanchez
Hunh...how odd >his face is slightly perplexed... >...before turning to her with a reassuring smile You don't need to worry about anything, sweet. You fit in perfectly. Polite, funny and a lover of tea. A Praetorian couldn't ask for better company.
Samuel Stewart
>he nods and pauses to let her speak with Alice and Sam
Elijah Butler
>A young man was briefing the contractor. "Our intel reports that the forces adjacent to target are getting a new force commander, it's a full sized battlegroup, but they're hopefully too busy with their own things to notice. Oh and one more thing..."
>The contractor halted his stride and turned to face the man giving the briefing. Da? What is?
>The young man took a step back and wiped some sweat off of his brow "Well, the uh...higher ups...uhh, they said, that they want you to avoid all sorts of engagement. That goes for you, and your squad. Observe, and report. Nothing more."
>The contractor looked at the man responsible for the briefing. Was there more? Or can go and do mission now?
"Nothing more, uhh... you're cleared to leave, standard insertion, you know how it goes."
Da, I go. Report back, grab target. Distract battlegroup, grab more things. Blyat, with my track record maybe even find more artifacts for her to look at. Weird cyka... >The contractor shrugs and leaves the undisclosed location with his squad.
Boys, is time for another job, one big issue, is battlegroup, right in immediate...right next of target. Bad luck, they're after target. Good luck, they're there to distract themselves somehow so we don't have to, either way, lock, load. And remember. No gothic.
Ethan Morgan
>Is being scolded again >His scion training does not go well >Apparently, swamp-learned survival skills do not apply to jungles of concrete and steel >The trainer looks mostly defeated
Luke Evans
We received a Distress Call that originated from this planet, from man our family once knew, and given that he has been...'missing' for some time, we hoped to find out why he's suddenly calling for help.
>As the pair are walking past, Edwin looks over at the men. So this is -that- Regiment, eh? More orderly than I expected, and that's considering that they're lining up to be inspected. >"Yes Captain, they have a number of remarkable victories under their belt, and a remarkably low desertion rate, for a Penal Regiment that is." Indeed Inquisitor, if they can resist the urge to wander off until we're done with Lord Tepez, then they will be useful in finding out what is wrong here... >"That they will Edwin..."
Hunter Gonzalez
>Possibly having heard the conversation, Eisen will patiently wait and try to keep order should any penals make a mess.
Caleb Morris
>pops out of a servitor closet with several empty bottles of Amasec Ready fer inhspection!
Hudson Edwards
>visibly avoids his eyesight, hiding behind the nearby guardsmen, sweating profoundly
Adam Allen
The guardsmen have come looking for the same man, and I will give you the same answer I gave them. A ship fell out of orbit in the hinterlands of our world, but I do not have the manpower to investigate the wreckage. I can give you the approximate coordinates but there is not much else that I can do to assist you.
Kayden Jones
>His eyes go directly into the man and hopes that the rogue trader hasn't seen him. >Then pulls him away from the line and from the groups into somewhere discreet.
You!
Watch over this drunken mess we'll discipline him when he regains real consciousness again, I swear by the golden throne trooper, if he is found out drunk by any high ranking and breaking rules, laws or doing any non-presentable act whilst I'm on charge I'm executing you both. So don't fuck up and most importantly don't let him fuck up. Is that understood?
Jackson Johnson
The only thing -you- will do, is sit here until the Inquisitor gets here. >Said Inquisitor, the elder Inquisitor Wellesley, pulls up...shortly after, having left soon after the Cadians.
Yes sweetie? >Alice gives her a warm smile.
William Smith
>She very carefully whispers. Do I call you mum in pressence of your family?
Juan Sanders
>Ron is positively beaming under his helmet Absolutely perfect!
Gavin Allen
I'll be *hic* fucking off to the armory then. G'day Eisen.
Liam Hill
They didn't think to check it themselves in all the time they were here? >The Captain and the Inquisitor share a snort. Perhaps I was wrong....but no matter, with your blessing, we shall head for the wreckage once we inspect the men Lord Tepez.
Brandon Sullivan
>Thinks to himself: "Oh great job Eisen now you're going to eat the problem of not having sent men to investigate the wreckage because you were given a shore leave and CERTAIN LIUTENANT decided to get drunk instead of issue orders."
Zachary Harris
>Grabs the man STOP BEING DRUNK FOR NOW AND YOU WILL GET EVEN MORE BOOZE
Leo Collins
>She blushes. Yes but your empire is very xenophobic...
>looks around I don't see anyone here complaining. I am most certainly not >Anya can hear a whisper in her mind >"How are you holding up, dear?"
John James
Hrmh...I don't see why not sweetie. >Alice hugs her, in like...full view. >Most of her family is a little shocked, save for Alex, who grumbles and passes his son Arthur a small pouch of thrones.
>Alan Wellesley stands before Ron and the Kasrkins he brought with him, looking peeved. Alright, what in the name of the Emperor do you want? You have interrupted my dinner.
Noah Ross
>Malak would shake his head in silence, before going over to the drill Abbot currently dealing with Ragaa.
Go deal with the others, I'll handle him.
>The drill Abbot would nod his head, before pulling out a shock baton, and going after several trainees running laps.
Alright trainee! Surprisingly you're at the the bottom of the charts when it comes to your training! If this keeps up, you definitely won't be coming back alive when we start live fire exercises! Do you have any excuse for as to why this is happening!
Charles Powell
>Ron lowers his gun, and takes off his helmet Can we have a bit of a chat? I need a couple things taken care of.
Connor Anderson
>Turns around. Mad inside What the hell?! >Moves towards the source of the sound.
Juan Brown
>Smiles, a bit more comforted. Thank you Kane...
Isaiah Johnson
>he'd be punching another guardsman in the face over and over AND THAT >PUNCH IS WHAT YOU GET >PUNCH WHEN >PUNCH YOU FUCKING >PUNCH TRY TO FAK ME SIDEWAYS! >He grabs the guardsman and throws him through a table
Gavin Fisher
Oi! Keep your grubby pie hole shut 'efore *hic* i shut it fer yah!
Jaxon Scott
>hank would be watching in horror
Elijah Cooper
>She hugs back. Thank you mum.
Tyler Watson
I... I dunno. Everything ´bout this training seems ´ta go against what I know, but I should be doin´ better regardless.
Cooper Hall
I'LL FUCK YE' IN YE' ARSEHO' MATE!
Adrian Martinez
>Isabelle would cast a curious glance towards the two rowdy guardsmen. Wondering what could have them acting so strangely.
Brandon Murphy
>Storms the place with two stormtroopers, Boltpistol in hand. What is the meaning of this?! >One of the stormtroopers gets the man thrown up and holds him up, the other one moves to contain Dwight.
Leo Perry
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>pulls out his laspistol "The Crotch Kicker" >aims for the nethers of the rabble rousers
Christian Hernandez
>his lasgun clicks as he aims at the furious corporal Unhand this man immediately, or you join the rest of the insubordinates in the afterlife that i personaly put in
>the ex-comissar lord on death row says in a calm monotone
Dylan Mitchell
>Kane smiles back Anytime, dearest...
>Deckard watches, leaning to Eisen You must be pretty morbid right now >he whispers
>Rita yells from the side FREE NIGHT WITH A NECRON HO FIR ANYONE WHO BEATS THE SCOTSMAN
Blake King
>One of the drill Abbot's would take notice of Hank standing still instead of training, and would be quick to pull out a shock baton before running over to him. An angry glare on her scarred visage.
>"Trainee! I'm going to give you to the count of TWO, to get your ass moving, before I start beating your fucking ass senseless! ONE...!" >Malak's eyes would narrow at the feral world trainee before him.
Well you had better step up to occasion trainee, because things are going to start getting harder, REAL soon! An estimated ten percent of you are predicted to survive this training, and I'm sure your girlfriend would like her child's father to survive it and get his pardon.
Samuel Martin
HER TRIED TA' FUCK ME ASS! AYE, MIDGET LA- >A hundred cursewords come out at once ...Oh fuck you as well. >ROLLS EYES
Parker Garcia
>Aims his boltgun to the sky. >Fires a shot. EVERYONE ROUND UP! STRAIGHT LINE! I SWEAR BY THE THRONE IF I HEAR ANY OTHER SOUL WHISPER A SYLLABE I START LASHING PEOPLE!
Evan Thompson
>He screeches and runs, accidentally tripping and knocking himself out
Nathaniel Clark
Permission to execute the dog where it stands? >he does not break eye contact, aiming the pistol
Ian Butler
>"I-I'm....doing okay....I've been to Noble parties before....but n-not really used to being treated as a p-person..."
Ditch -all- your weapons and come with me. >The Lord Inquisitor walks over to one of the Rhinos, followed by a quartet of guards.
Ah don't mention it sweetie. Just enjoy your time here.
Easton Cox
>Rita yelps and stands in line, bright pink suit saying "Sugar daddy" bringing against the lights.
>Deckard stops and thinks at the mention of lashing. >Mouths to say something, only ending up sighing and moving to the line with a grumvle
Carter Peterson
>Stands around and looks at paintings and stuff, occasionaly sipping from a glass in his hand
Xavier Rivera
>Dwight grumbles as he forms up >Dwight blows raspberry at him >How the fuck is this guy a corporal?
Brayden Perry
>Kara hugs Alice Again before saying "I will" and walking next to Sammie, who smiles at her. She's very considerate, we're did well keeping her, she hardly looks like the girl that was with Larrs once.
Jacob Gutierrez
>Ron drops his gun at his feet and walks over to Arthur, behind the Rhino Hey, long time no see and all that, but I need you to shoot my men. The short explanation is that they've seen too much, and I know that they are willing to tell bad people about it. Yes, this was a stupid setup, but I'm just following the script. This is how they've gotta die,
Cameron Miller
If that means we have to beat you senseless, than so be it! But no matter what, until you die, you will NOT embarrass yourself, nor the 72nd Valkyire's like this! So if you have to forget everything you know, then you damn well better do it trainee! Because neither I, nor the drill Abbot's training you are going to play nice with you recruits! Do I make myself clear!
Levi Cook
A'right, a'right. >eyes his empty bottle and throws it away Nobody appriciates a lasbolt in the crotch anymore.
Jackson Foster
>"Ah...yes...finally getting proper treatment." >he smiles and raises a wine glass from his end >"Also, the outfit looks great on you"
Josiah Parker
>A merchant transport was making landfall planetside >The merchant wasn't one of the regulars, but neither was his cargo. >Having gained permission to land planetside, the merchant ship did just that, landing near the massive storage areas with the "crew" beginning to unload the crates
Owen Robinson
>Gets in line with quite an entertaining imitation of a frightened glow-slug as his expression
Nicholas Jackson
>Isabelle and the rest of her Regiment are quick to stick to their formation. No one wanting to get "blammed" by the Commissar of another regiment.
Christian Martin
>The Captain and Inquisitor leave the throne room.....and come across complete madness. What even happen-.....we were only gone for a few minutes. And you did this?
Ethan Kelly
No we don't execute Administratum resources unless completely necc- >Sees this happen. How far have the stormtrooper corps fallen...
>Cleans his throat and walks the line the troopers have formed. Stopping to see the irregularities, like Rita's suit with a -are you serious?- face.
Now. I want you to orderly and one by one explain me what has happenned. And you may pray to the Emperor, the Omnissiah, your homeplanet's local imagery of the Emperor or whathever other pile of heretical God you secretly worship all versions are the same.
Because if they are not I'm starting to deliever the punishments.
Ayden Campbell
>exhales trough his nose and lowers the pistol >keeps it in hand just in case
Dylan Collins
>wanders about the place once making sure its safe for Alice and her retuine >he walks around wherever his inner sense takes him
