"Ever since that literal motherfucker Oedipus became famous, I've lost all of my best material. Now everyone knows what walks on 4 in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 at night!"
"Why don't you be a doll, Veeky Forums, and teach me some new riddles. Think you can give me some good replacement riddles? If you do, I promise I won't eat you."
What's green and red and goes round and round?
A green and red circle rolling down a hill
It'll be five words.
Why are you bothering with bullshit riddles in the first place and not just eating people?
Christmas?
What is the name of the serpent that never bites,but is always lunging?
I will tell you the answer if you get in this contraption.
A greenandred circle rolling downahill
Pepe when he doesn't get tendies?
Green/red circle rolling downhill.
>How many sphinxes does it take to change a light bulb?
Where's the fun in that?
What's the difference between a duck?
>What is born at dawn and dies at dusk?
>Who cries with no words, yet can be heard by anyone?
Daylight.
I stand beside the holy man.
The monarchs fear my wrath.
None may move the way I can.
Ever the crooked path.
Who am I?
A colorful ribbon that brings relief, no matter who looks at it, it's always the same.
A rainbow
It can be heard, seen, and stolen. It cannot be smelled, tasted, or touched. It belongs to you and you only, even though it is shared with others. What is it?
A name
Three brothers, one you have met many times but will never meet again, one you are meeting now but will never meet again, one you will meet many times but never meet the same one twice. Who are these three brothers?
The past, present, and future
A sense that has saved your life many a time, but it does not work alone.
Common sense
Go home astrosphynx.
Yeah, the first one was easy. What about the second one?
Knight piece
A baby
Who the fuck cries with words?
What can you feel without touching?
What can you see with your eyes closed?
Emotions and thoughts
What is the word that people shout the loudest?
I like how you think, but no.
Cry doesn't only mean bawling.
I think I should've reworded it somehow better.
>Who speaks with no words, yet can be heard by everyone
A red and green carousel.
The second one was supposed to be darkness but I'll allow it
What's green, sits on a wall and squeaks?
I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say "The voice in your head". If not, I give up.
An Ork Speed Freak?
The wind?
Sorry, nope. Although, that is a very good alternative answer.
Righterino.
I don't know about you, but the voice in my head is always very lingual. Complete sentences and everything.
>His head voice doesn't scream incoherently all the time
Some people have it too good.
The wind doesn't speak. If anything, writing would be a better fit, since when you read you literally hear a voice that isn't actually speaking.
A frog in a blender.
The wind..?
If you become one, tears are brought to you.
If you don't become one, tears are brought to everyone but you.
What is it?
(This is one of my most difficult ones)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who has two thumbs and a taste for sphinx pussy?
A good person?
That's why it was originally 'cry' rather than speak.
I digress, I'm pretty shit in these in general.
I got a riddle for ya.
how many swings do I need to fully remove that head of yours?
Good answer but no, it's an objective quantifiable thing.
An ogre. Because ogres are like onions.
...but blenders don't exist in the NOT-middle ages.
A faggot or wojak or a person/human.
Case in point.
An orphan
An adult.
A guy who repairs damaged books?
Pic related?
That makes no sense. Why would everyone else cry because your parents are alive?
That's actually a clever answer but it only works in writing.
Fucking teeeeeeeeaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
I did say a person/human.
They're crying at your funeral. The dead don't cry.
This still makes no sense. Adults aren't orphans.
What's long pink and hard?
This is not what you'd think.
It's tasteful and funny.
Oh, you've met the sphinx!
Seriously elegan/tg/entlemen? no one?
It's unexpected and funny.
On current it feeds, on belly it crawls, as long as it lives it both sucks and blows?
A boat?
A ship?
A triton sea snail?
More literal.
A vacuum cleaner
A sea snake?
An anteater?
A vacuum cleaner without wheels?
I know this one. It's a herring.
a stick
The Onionator, onion based supervillain.
>this guy
what food goes at high speed?
breakFAST
A worm with rigor mortis.
grandma
>PCs
>having common sense
That riddle makes no sense.
A vacuum, or your mother.
Yes.
I'll accept both.
my nigga
These statements are true:
A => B
B => C
(C XOR D)
D
What is the truth value of A?
(This is actually really fucking easy but whatever)
False
Come on, man. This one is easy.
>What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
Correct!
Now I'm imagining getting a 500-line logic problem from the Sphynx. Every poor adventurer has to carry around a calculator with a copy of prolog to get by.
You will kill me with a sword.
>A sense that has saved your life many a time, but it does not work alone.
Pretty much any sense at all.
Silence!
A newborn baby? Is the second line referring to a miscarriage or suffocation?
...
Fuck.
Didn't you kill yourself when Odysseus solved it?
A winding river
Black stones make it's bed
One side runs white
Your side runs red
She got better.
She also had mastectomy and now pays her bills by selling furry cuntboy videos on tube sites. Beats living in Greece.
Prostate cancer.
What gets bigger as it grows farther away from you and smaller as it comes closer?
If you have it, you want to share it.
If you share it, you don't have it.
Distance
Road
Is it the prow of a ship at sea?
A secret.
Shadow.
What's black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
I was thinking of Shadow but Distance works just as well with the question.
Coal
I'm a little red man in a little red coat, with a staff in my hand and a stone in my throat, what am I?
I am driving down the road to Vegas alone, when 5 cars pass by. Each car has 5 men, each man has 5 wives, each wife has 5 children, each child has 5 dog, and each dog has 5 fleas.
How many people, dogs and fleas in total are going to Vegas?