You find this magic item. Wat do?

You find this magic item. Wat do?

Throw it away, it's cursed.

Oh, use it all right away. That stuff is the best.

No you idiot, you need to get rid of it, that stuff's toxic.

>use it all right away
Not all of it! Save some for later! Who knows when you'll find more, if ever?

Use it as lube.

This is the right answer. What the hell else do you even do with Skub?

Do you really want that disgusting shit on your dick? Who knows what damage it may cause?

Obviously you haven't used skub for very long, it has many useful and practical applications for both fantasy adventurers and the people that play them.

That's disguisting user, this is a blue board.

Dammit Bob, we agreed that you won't force your magical realm in our games again!

But it ruins everything it touches over time! remember when this happened?

>Faux News
That riot was started by anti-skubbers and everyone knows it. Don't believe everything just because it was on the tube.

Skub? I put that shit on everything.

>me lizardfolk warbanner
>me stole skub and tell everybody it's smth from SPaaaaaaaaaaaCE
>me prepare Catapult Turtle and sorcerer for upcomming battle

Yes. I know. That's the reason I'm using it.

Cast detect evil.

>false flag riot
>bringing it up as "proof" that skub is bad

I bet you don't even use coasters, you disgusting freak.

Flip a coin then decide, my kids are pro-skub and anti-skub, I'm new to this substance.

Stay away from that shit.
It makes you god damn deranged.

Holy shit man, know your stuff. That's distilled Helveticanised Calcium, not skub.

>skubfag damage control

HELVETICA?

>deranged

Implying that webm shows anything less than the closest any man will get to religious nirvana this side of judgement day.

You find this magic item, wat do?

.desruc s'ti ,yawa ti worhT

.tseb eth si ffuts tahT .yawa thgir lla ti esu , hO

yawa thgir lla ti esu<
?reve fi ,erom dnif ll'ouy nehw swonk ohW !retal rof emos evaS !ti fo lla toN

Rub it all over myself, hoping to absorb its mystical properties.

Literally Stalin.

.ebul sa ti esU

That man has reached enlightenment through skub. I'm jealous.

what the fuck.

Skub, not even once.

no Skub all the time

huh. I'd never seen the original version of that

I wonder when I stopped being forever-GM.

Then I go get popcorn.

It is dangerous to go alone, take this!

Start flinging shit with everyone else

Is this art?