I bought a d30 today. What do I do with it

I bought a d30 today. What do I do with it

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Shove it up your dickhole.

Play this

is that ducktales indian jones I'm seeing here

Brag to your nerd friends about it while they secretly make fun of you for thinking you would ever need such a thing

SHOVE

IT

Super advantage in 5e: if they get a 2nd degree of advantage, they can replace one of their dice with it.

UP

YOUR

DM

BUM

Roll it.

make some tables

How would that work with criticals, everything above a 20 is a critical?

I'm torn between the desire to lick her tummy and the fact she has the body of a 13 to boy

What kind of fucking lunatic idea is that?!?

Just fuck it, OP.

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She's designed for Nipponese audiences, of course she looks like a prepubescent boy.

you've clearly never had a girlfriend. Most girls look like this

>A cup tits
>13yo boy.
... well, I guess that works in America.

Most girls don't have a pronounced sixpack

I knew one in college who was a power-lifter and 5' 0"

a six-pack I successfully bounced a quarter off of for SCIENCE.

Make a system
use the D30
change the industry

This is the wisdom I share

Why isn't there a d33?

you clearly rut with low quality ewes

Triacontakaitrihedron?
good luck with that, man

good luck

Post a pic?

Most women with abs will have small breasts unless they are fake.
Girl abs like that are a rare treasure.

Asian girls maybe. The rest of us live in amerfat. As in FAT TITS

I'm going to marry Marisa, you guys.

Sorry user, but in order for a marriage it needs to either be between two consenting adults or Muslim.

Also she is a fucking fictional character.

your waifu is shit

Yeah, nothing but lumps of hanging fat

yep. mmmmmm it's nice

Both really great answers that overlap

Fine taste, user.

C-can we share...?

>Most girls don't have a pronounced sixpack

This is the same Amerifat culture that produced THICCC THICCCCC THICCCCCCERRRRRR memes.

You can't have her, because I'm going to softly and tenderly whisper dark ritual incantations to wipe out her mind and transplant my consciousness into her body

Not even A cups really, that much mass in the cup looks more like a B, especially when she's leaned back that much-- yes even in America.

Throw it at annoying players/GMs. I hear they're particularly spiky.

Go for it, user!
I am going to marry my Waifu soon, too.

>transplant my consciousness into her body
Are you then gonna marry that user?

Only if he supplies me with d30s and every other useless dice known to man
Collecting gimmicky, one-trick-pony things is my fetish

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Generate a random number between 1 and 30.

Better Woolie strikes again.

OOOOOOOOOOOH! I didn't recognize this chick without her hat! I know who this is now.

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Damn, those mushrooms must be a really healthy food.

I'm enjoying where this thread is going

t. /k/

Tohou and dice thread?

Is the Touhou RPG good?

>I bought a d30 today. What do I do with it
You're gonna need a lot more if you want to pursue the Science of Veeky Forums.

No.

I want to hold her hand

Ad related?

There's a bunch of them and they're all very different games. I bet at least one of them will fit your tastes.

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Play Dungeon Crawl Classics

You cannot marry a fictional character, at least not in any meaningful way (read: carnal knowledge)