What are some pet-worthy creatures?

What are some pet-worthy creatures?

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Normal doggos have a pretty consistent proportion of squishy and hard, but this doggo looks like it has all its squishy in one place, and all its hard in another.

Nigga that isn't a doggo. That's a snail.

Don't listen to , doggo! You can be anything you want to be!

If you're brave enough, anything is a pet.

It's clearly a rabbit, you mong.

It looks like it has rabbit autism, but still.

Where can I get a rabbit like this?

Women, but only if well trained.

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Not that.

At the rabbit store, duh.

Nigga thats a pizza, not a doggo./

>his familiar isn't a crow bro

What are you talking about? It's a cutey red flop doggo.

Crows aren't bros.

Crows harassed my owl bro until it stopped living in my yard, now there are rats.

Giant spiders.

-They can clog up pressure plates with webbing so you and your party don't get torn apart by traps.

-Can climb on walls and ceilings, allowing them to scout ahead since they're pretty good at staying hidden.

-Can paralyze most enemies with venom which can help if you want some them alive.

-Are good at ambushing enemies while they're focused on you and/or the party.

-Are adorable and like to jump on people to show affection.

Spiders can be real bros given the chance.

>It's clearly a rabbit
It does look a lot like a bun, well except for the shell.

I dunno man, I don't think that the utility overrides the creepy.

Dates with drow chicks?

That would just mean more spiders.

More spiders, less vermin though

By all accounts, drow chicks are things you want to get AWAY from.

Here's his green doggo cousin.

These are all sea doggos. Generally, PCs are going to be not in the sea most of the time and will probably spend much more time on land or something similar. We need more pictures of land doggo familiars.

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How about an armored doggo?

This is acceptable, as this armored doggo is a land doggo.

Spooky doggo.

A crab that snips as a sign of affection

That is pretty damn cute user. I might steal it...

I used to live somewhere with these things.
They're not very intimidating in real life, on account of moving at the speed of a tortoise.
Until you stub your toe on one in the middle of the night and everything you know about their legendary skill at disemboweling coconuts floods back to you.

NO. FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THAT. FUCK.

You're a christmas Islander or were stationed there. Am i correct?

The elusive white forest doggo

Red squish doggo.

P. big slimer shell doggo.

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Chubby scale doggo.

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That poor thing is so fat, jesus christ

Adorable deep sea octo-squish doggo.

My rule of thumb for pets is that if everyone tells you it can't or shouldn't be done, do it.

Objectively the best companion

Any regular creature, but stuffed full of metal.

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That's not a doggo, that's a sea snipper.

Semantics! That is merely a taxonomical subset of doggo.

I need to buy that rexxar skin

You mean a good pegging?

I want one

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>doggo lizard
>not corgidile
You fucked it up mayne

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Split the difference:
>doggodile

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I want one.

I've read anteaters are wonderful pets, they like to imitate humans and generally have a cat-like character, but they're a bitch to feed.

>Literally replaces the rogue
This is the ultimate answer.

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HAET CRABS

They can even fit inside your mouth for easy transportation!

All doggos are beautiful. Stop the unrealistic doggo beauty standards.

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>doggosaurus rex

Fluffy !!!

Imagine this inside the toilet, enjoying the fresh moisture in a hot afternoon.
Then you take a shit and it's suddenly bursting with arachnoid speed to catch the fleshy worm now dangling in front of it.

>ctrl+f
>no mantis shrimp

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大きな蜘蛛は毛が多いが毛ごと良く焼いて食うと美味いらしい

How about Mimics? Just take the smarter ones. You can store treasure inside them and trick bandits and thieves.

大好きなペットちゃまは食わないでくれ、マジで
つーかクモは食っていいや

Stromalites

The Cuttlefish Of Cthulhu?

(^(^;;^)^) CUTER THAN KITTENS!

Rabbit or Doggo?

Isn't she going to get meningitis from handling that dog?

Fuzzy and intimidating as well

bullshit

How about boney dags?
Don't have to worry about feeding them. And can learn tricks such as using weapons and armour

Are those isopods?

I think they're border collies.

I'm more of a cat person.

Wolves

You mean Dumpster Doggo? Is good Doggo, just happens to live in dumpster

Drow women don't "date". They throw you on the ground and ravish you like the whore you are.

Untold pleasures await you if you would but submit to them.

Cleary rabbit.

Armor won't help it. I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than that doggo.

I wonder who could be behind this post

Did that for a character who is also spider.
It's great for all those reasons and more.
Also it's flying for some reason.

This picture fills me with fucking dread every time I see it, because there is no way the situation depicted could not end horribly.

Forgot to mention it sometime works as a delivery service.

Sshhh, user. Weaponising the acid-blooded, perfect killing machine ayys will work out perfectly. Eventually.

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Things I would not do: be barefoot around this thing. In fact looking at it would make me seriously reconsider my position on steel-toed boots.

well I'm better at grappling, so that little lady is getting pulled by her hair to have a nice steak dinner with me.

Suit yourself. I'd rather have her pull me by my dick to her bedroom. Not hard enough to cause pain, just to establish that she's in charge.