Time for the semi-monthly "Describe your current campaign in ten words or less" thread!

Time for the semi-monthly "Describe your current campaign in ten words or less" thread!

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I'll start us off
>Three weird people plus an AI planet hop for lulz.

Freaks and exiles run a town built on elven graveyard.

The heroes must use precognition to fight an ancient vampire

Party of idiots
Currently fighting hobgoblins exiles
sidetracked by wyrmlings

One guy had his hand up his ass all game.

Firefly, but working for the alliance, but not really

Social inept idiots and a pig kill rivals for luchadors.

Planet's Mana Core sought after by three factions in conflict.

I know you've probably spent much longer working out the nuances of your setting, but sadly the first thing I thought of was DoW 3.

Man has failed his Maker.
Long live the New Man.

#1: Kind mercenaries fight necromancer cultists who are secretly kidnapping orphans.
#2: Shipwrecked nobodies run from monsters, trying to escape the island.
#3: Mass Effect, amoral squad works black ops for Saren Arterius.

>6 grown ass men can't schedule worth shit

>SJW tracks homeless people down for their own good

The fighter's evil half brother is fucking shit up.

Dragon asks pirates to hunt down elven emperor's magic sword.

The Chosen One has died.
On to the next one.

The players piss off ALL the police.

Imperial Guard regiment fucked, metaphorically. Fucking continues until morale improves.

Problem solving by means of hammers, explosions and magic cannons.

Night of the Werewolf guest starring dick ass wizards

Local space accountant is fucking invincible.

Investigators act like sociopaths and die in a police shootout.

How to Butcher a Plot and Burry Your Party in the Problems You Created Yourselves

Magic-users party fighting over magic tome let bad guy win.

A posse of unlikely heroes piss off a cult.

Hunting monsters and getting chased by mob when suddenly baby

10 words? How about 5 letters?

TNPCK

Total NPC Kill

The first session. My fault, I wanted the PC to meet the Big Bad in person so they would have more motivation and a connection to the character. Big. Mistake. My underdog heroes will kill anything, and anyone standing too close, that look a them funny or die trying.

40k but it's abrahamic mythology

>idiots antagonize an eldritch abomination, act shocked when it backfires

Our Wizard rides a Giant Golem. Other Wizards copied him.

Pokemon Trainers get in trouble with law and the mob.

Wizard is a dick and party hates commies.

Fantasy east india company colony colony fun times

Party killed the guy about to give them a quest.

This isn't the first time either.

alternate earth with australia's sun, aliens and set in 1980

Mercenaries and peasants colonize continent city ruins

Voyages for Imperial greatness marred by great secrets.

Destined nobodies attempt to save multiverse from all-consuming darkness.

Vault-dwellers making Wasteland green again; re-unification incoming.

Pelor wills crusade into cursed New World. (Campaign not begun)

Old sinners fumble magical Europe away from next divine war.

Two noble sisters are serial killers in fantasy Japan.

Two overpowered animu fairies change the world for better.

Weeb prince and princess (kinda) on a journey to fix things.

Two secret agents fighting demons in modern ultra-weeb setting.

>tfw you see all your games have something in common

Mata, Nuva, Metru, Hordika, Inika, Mahri, Phantoka, Mistika, Glatorian, Stars.

Only true elegan/tg/entlemen will understand what I'm talking about.

Crossdressing fighter fucks over wizard and assaults the druid's God.

Wandering through swamps and woods fighting evil shit.

Bonus: Here is each of my party's motivations in 10 words or less.

Crusader Cleric: I want to fuck girls, smite evil, and fuck evil.

Scaled Fist Monk: Holy shit, I can punch lightning out of my fist.

Witchguard Ranger: I want a cute witch girl to boss me around.

Phyto-Kineticist: I just want to farm crops and pick flowers.

Swashbuckler: Holy cow, I'm actually on an adventure! This is great!

Lizardfolk Skald: These warm-bloods aren't so bad. Fuck winter, I'm cold.

Band of misfits fight cosmic clown, must recover dangerous magical artifacts.

>Rogue Trader game
It’s not heresy if the Inquisition doesn’t find our fleet

Party killed an entire Pirate crew. They can't navigate.

Alternatively: Rogue trader crew + Alpharius and fallen angel = Fun and Profit

Towers stop dragon from killing, but what if towers stopped?

Post-Apocalyptic mercenaries fighting to survive while Europe is conquered.

first game ever, Lawful Good Cannibal, death-cultist, and racist elf.

No one roleplays, only murderhobos.

Villains has been wronged; want to make world better

deceptive goblin and elf genocide simulator

nothing wrong with that

Party follows villain for lack of better things to do.

Why the fuck is this jungle so god damn angry?

Nazi hunt in superheroic post-war Berlin featuring the "seven dwarves"

Two aliens, two humans and a furry save Earth/Hell.

Robbie Rotten's the Thing in the Mines

>Cyberpunk
Five lady Übermensch police fight the Martian Royal Family.

>Gurps Superheroes
Robots, Superheroes a Nazi and a vampire fuck shit up.

>An online ERPG
Mermaid Sorceress and her Ocean Dragon Harem go explore.

Angry Dark Queen summoned Stephen King's the Mist.

American colonization inspired where tolkienian races meet native myths.

All Consuming Evil Tries to Redeem Herself, Players Attempt Stopping.

SW Saga: During usual Jedi/Sith rivalry, a third party gains power.

3.5: A broken god tries to remake itself; everything goes wrong.

30 niggas fighting. Still gotta get lots of niggas though

Sky bedouins search for weapon to blow up walking mountain.

Some homebrew 5e

Washed up slaves faff about in hills with zero direction.

Three people and pet tree explore weird, racist environment.

They battle a wax Hitler with wax Elvis for freedom.

Players stoically ignore the supernatural until stairs don't work right.

Party tries to do quest but turns into the Taliban.

Three idiots fight Nazis, zombies, cyborgs and nuns. Suffering ensues.

God of humanity killed the sun, weirdos seek gainful employment.

Dwarf miners dig deeper, lose themselves, find monstrous things.

hello warcraft

>Corporate sponsored Superheroes fighting evil, in space.

and
>Modern era Priest and friends fight demons and evil witches.

>a plague is bad, an idiot doctor is worse

Released magical object
Massive destruction
Need to seal back the artefact

Party of psychopaths and assholes unknowingly quest to kill God

Stopping the drowned princess before she becomes chaos made manifest.

Tell me more...

>11 words
tldr

Useless investigators discover fish-town is evil

Five misfits push cart, death and calamity follows their wake.

Barbarians ride dinosaurs and spread propaganda for orc Genghis Khan.

What is this and where do I join, Turaga

Yes, in ten words I described my campaign to you.

one guy looks for a group and doesn't find one

Come for the missing children, stay for the fairy bullshit

Necromancer Bear and Friends slay dragon. Derailment ensues, bring popcorn.

> Lich threatens kingdom, three retards do nothing about it

We must die so others may live

JOJO?

>three retards do nothing about it
Is it a "Party misses blatant and obvious adventure bait" episode?

Scooby and the Gang get Magic, and fight Magical Crime.

Assassin Bug makes friends and rips off Fight Club.

players accidentally unleash evil artifact, fail to reclaim it

While escorting a prisoner: ambushes, set-ups, sidequests, and a goat.

Everyone has daddy issues and the devil walks the earth.

That's evil dead

well, yes, but my players haven't figured that out yet.

explore nothing while my party continues being useless