How come /co/ gets to have the perfect Franken waifu and not us?

We have Marcille

Did I hear Franken waifu?

Why not Madraki Fran? Sje already is my beloved daughteru and lab assistant

Suck-a-bus required.

We already have a waifu, though. Picrelated.

Fuck Skub. It's the absolute worst. Shit taste detected.

That reminds me - why don't we make a personification of Skub?
We'll call her Skub-chan, and she will be our waifu that we have a love-hate relationship with.

Isn't that just /x/-tan

>implying
She doesn't have that polarizing influence as skub does.
Actually, I have an idea - Sukkubus, or Skub for short. People have polarized views on redeeming succubi, after all.

go to bed dr madaraki

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She'd actually have to be super plain for the most part, and only cute enough to really justify the hate/love nature of Skub.

But plain girls are my fetish.

Awwww...that's too damn cute.

Who the fuck is that woman?

Some of the characterst that should go into it:

Macha/Taldeer
Cultist-tan
Marcille

Dunno about Xeno.

Depends if the waifu is suppose to personify what Veeky Forums would want in a partner, the spirit of the board, or the people on Veeky Forums.

Not saying that in the latter case she would be a fat neckbeard guy, but if she's meant to personify the people of Veeky Forums she should be geeky or nerdy, and overtly critical of everything, pointing flaws into most stuff and seldomly liking ideas. Or alternatively, claiming to hate ideas on the surface and only hesitantly admitting enjoying then in private.

A personification of the spirit of the board would be a fantasy character, maybe with scifi traces, since those are by far the most popular tabletop topics. A mandatory wink to 40k but without letting it take over as a theme should be there, and another to magic the gathering. She should hint at board games but again, Veeky Forums is mostly about tabletop RPGs and lore discussion, so she should most heavily embodied that. And most tabletops rpgs are set in fantasyland, some in scifi, and the minority in other setting types.

and if she's suppose to represent something Veeky Forums would like to fuck, then yes, we could make her a succubus. I personally dont like them but i recognize the board seem to have a passion for them. It is though, IMO, the boring answer.

>4 parts 40k

Newp. We can give her an aquilla or a skull somewhere to represent 40k, but we not gonna give her a hint of every 40k waifu. You like xeno and macha? Good. You have Xeno and Macha. We dont need to go over the board with 40k stuff.

I'm a sucky drawfag here, but I'm willing to work on a sketch as we talk that maybe a good drawfag can pick on later and make into a great drawing. But for me to do that, would be interesting for us to have a more or less organized thread, as in, people who make suggestions should provide a few visual references, explain why, and people should attemp to give decent feedback on suggestions so we get a measure of what's popular and what's not. I'mma go find myself a basic pose that I can sketch over.

Looks like Linda from Bob's Burgers.

The referenced waifu, /co/lette, is the personification of fetishistic aspects of /co/ characters. Traits were taken from:

Layla Miller's hair
Rogue's hair streak
Toph's bared feet
Power Girl's cleavage window
Hello Nurse's eyes
Nico Robin's nose
Velma's glasses
"delicious brown"
Empowered’s lips (fish lips)
Jessica Rabbit’s curves
Cassandra’s battle scars
Kim Possible midriff
XJ-9 robot hands
Storm’s thighs and legs
Popeye’s arms

So, we'd need to identify specific aspects of Veeky Forums related characters to use. They don't need to be Veeky Forums original characters, like Xeno or Cultist, just anyone relevant. For instance, she could end up with something like Chandra's goggles (if anybody actually liked Chandra).

Just make her drop random 40k quotes or wear black bodysuit

>white nerdy girl with glasses and bikini dragon armor
>yuuuuuge Over 90K pauldrons
>fedora hat
>sisters of battle regalia
>and big tits, of course

But what characters does Veeky Forums waifu that are characters and not just abstract systems?

There are a bunch of MtG waifus just from the art.

Kriegers. Marcille.

Sisters of Battle. Liliana, Nissa, Chandra. Elesh Norn.

>Elesh Norn.
muh nigga

When suggesting characters to take elements from, also consider what specific element you think should be taken.

I don't think Nissa and Chandra should go in. I see a lot more hate for them than waifuism.

>reminder that our board's waifu got raped to death by a stormnigger

Death doesn't matter much to /x/, I'd think.

Well for the krieger what about their great coats.

The rebreather would be too dominating, unless we combine it with Norn's hat

The Sob's reliquerry belt, hanging off Marcille's staff. And in addition our waifu should easily get queezy because Marcille is cursed to eat a lot she doesn't want to.

I'm with dis guy.
Wolf sister is fine too.

Start by listing all the most popular RPGs on here. Then find some waifus in them.

Warhams 40K
MTG
D&D
Star Wars
World of Darkness
Board Games General

Add horns, pauldrons, a black cape and bikini armor.

Bare feet from Cultist of course

>>reminder that our board's waifu got raped to death by a stormnigger
Que?

>D&D

Mialee

Definitely not the lisp.

Oh, and Pathfinder, it's chock full of waifus already.

>pic
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHO HOLDS A TRAY LIKE THAT
THAT SHIT WILL TOPPLE ANY MOMENT NOW

>THAT SHIT WILL TOPPLE ANY MOMENT NOW
>and get all over the front of her dress
>oh dear.jpg

Either feet or tattoos.

NO
IT WILL RUIN THE PERFECTLY GOOD PASTRY THAT'S IN FRONT OF HER
SHE IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER
REEEEEEEEE

Yeah, but they're terrible. They're not funny and about as un-sexy as generic anime girls can be.

Let's try to do something productive. List traits you find sexy in Veeky Forums-related characters. The more specific the better.

The different-colored bangs are distractingly ugly.

Dragon bikini armor

23 POSTERS AND NONE HAVE DEMANDED PROUD DWAVERN STATURE? HOW DARE YOU?

Possibly a dragon bikini armor magic using monk?

Yea it has to be shortstacked.

>dwarven
>shortstacked
Surely you mean halfling or goblin.

>halfling or goblin.
Never.

That's too dominating. The other aspects will probably look bad with that.

Not him, but the place is rather notorious as a /pol/ overflow, since a lot of the old /x/philes moved out to the likes of the scp wiki

No idea if it's true, probably bullshit, but still

Dwarven stature and elven grace are mutually exclusive. The choice is obvious here.

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IT's tg, dwaf has to show up somewhere.

Yeah, obviously you should pick eldritch beauty.

How about both statuesque and stacked?

This!

With Sorceress T'n'A

Mmm-hmm?

That wouldn't surprise me. /x/ used to be good back in '08 when we had good writefags, but the last time I checked it out it was just

>hurr durr, I'm a vampire AMA
>Guys, I summoned a succubus, but my camera is broken so just believe me

Don't you think it's about time you buried that weird hatred of yours?

Here is our tg body

I'm with you here, buddy

Liliana's scars?

That's actually an old thing that slowly phased out.

"Adventure" Time?

Not related enough.

What? No man. Shit, no man

Nah. Liliana's personality if anything.

So the body is both statuesque and stacked with Sorceress TnA and covered in Liliana markings.

I'm against it, personally, but I'm just one vote. There's tons of other famous waifus in the middle ground.

Also, we'recommend supposed to choose features limb by limb.

I think they're supposed to be more cute than sexy.
And Cestree is adorable.

Biologically related to pic

What are you specifically against? All of it so far or something else? We are doing this limb by limb. Right now we are discussing the body minus the limbs.

Welp, trips wins the thread.

But we need something less busty than Cestree because large boobs are sexist.

I want a shortstack.

Instead of voting for one character's body, why not separate it into chest, arms, legs, build?

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I want stacked wearing shorts

Save that shit for your loli.

But bust smaller than cestree since she covers that area

This over shortstack any day.

This other thread has some good ideas:

>Yukina's chiseled back

We are. We are only discussing the chest and torso currently

>400+ posts later

Currently the body is both statuesque and stacked with Sorceress TnA and covered in Liliana markings with Yukinas chiseled back.

/co/lette a shit

Not the purpose of this thread. Go to /co/ to shit post