Dare you enter my magical realm?

Dare you enter my magical realm?

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only if you'll enter mine

nice numbers and I'll take panel number 3 or 4

I'm going to try and include one somewhere in my game. Maybe two. Vague notions so far.

I actually stand by the inclusion of this girdle in games (specifically, the version that masquerades as a belt of giant strength or some other magic item), by virtue of the fact that it works well as Babby's First Cursed Item. That is to say, it works best when introduced to players who are relatively new to the game and the concept of cursed items.

Since there is almost never a mechanical impact in D&D or Pathfinder to being male or female (barring some niche prestige classes with gender requirements, like the Battle Maiden or Eunuch Warlock), a character who puts on the Girdle without thinking won't be gimped or penalized in a mechanical way. HOWEVER, since it's probable that their character's particular choice of gender was something they want, and they don't want to have to play as the opposite of that - and, just as likely, would like that belt slot open for a better magic item - it's still something that they're going to realize was a mistake and want to fix.

It teaches players to watch out for cursed items, without mechanically punishing them when they'd never encountered them before. Everyone has a good laugh, they get the curse removed at the next town, pawn off the belt to some unsuspecting merchant, and continue on their merry way, wiser for the experience.

Better idea, you are to fight a vampire sorceror with the spell that made this belt possible in the first place.

Midnight kiss, anyone?

Are there any powers and abilities that allow me to escape or avoid a magical realm? Anything that kills me is not a dealbreaker as long as it cockblocks my /d/M.

Polymorphing into a boner-kill, saying Pazuzu, or the name of that other Demon Lord who is otherkin MGTOW giant guy who works like hastur if you say his name.

Oh right, Casting Tasha's Horrible Laughter on the female partner as someone undresses to have sex, that's a fucking show-stopper, made even better with an illusion to make it look like the male's penis has shrunk. This tric

Most anti-magic things. I'm pretty sure there's no bullshit curses that work in an anti-magic zone. But in reality, if the DM wants to do something to you, they will. They have fiat powers after all. So it's important to not play with fetish-shoehorning shitters in the first place.

Warforged.

Is this a true story? I know furries can be quite bad, but I would think their depravity would be spread out and require internet connection.
Still, has there ever been a GM, /d/M or not, that has bullshitted so hard to try to make a specific thing happen?

Make your face a censorship hear. As the lewd grows, so do you.

Someone post user's Kingdom Death character that won the contest.

It really depends, the really crazy ones are open with their bullshit but know how to hide it in public so they wont get lynched. Once they are in a group they will be all open with their bullshit

Fortunately, I've had the privilege of playing with socially competent people, so I haven't experienced it myself. But you have to remember, when degenerate people are in a group it's a lot easier for them to feel like their actions are appropriate.

I'm sure a GM has figuratively shoved their fetish down their group's throat a least once, even through the resistance of the entire group. There's a reason the Magical Realm comic got made in the first place, you know. I think it's a symptom of lonely, maladjusted people that either haven't learned to control their impulses or don't even realize what they're doing is inappropriate.

Censorship bar.

My dickgirl puts it on and becomes a cuntboy.

Do you have the english translation on hand? Tried to find it but failed.

>when degenerate people are in a group it's a lot easier for them to feel like their actions are appropriate
Maybe because what's appropriate depends entirely on the group?

I mean, dragging the unwilling into things is obviously not something anyone should do. If everyone in the group is on-board, though? Who cares?

Over 90% of the stories told here are completely fake. Anybody can tell any kind of story here, and if it appeals to our preconceived notion of horrible people existing right around the corner, just waiting to spring out at us with their That Guy-ness and magical realm-ing, we'll pretty much automatically believe it and most likely screencap it as evidence.

This one reminds me of a cap. Does anyone remember/have the screencap of a guy who got into a roll20 campaign only for it to turn into a furry exhibitionist ERP? One of the "crimes" the user commit was killing a furry pop idol in self defence so he didn't get killed/raped. I'm sure the screencap had images of the roll20 map and cropped images of the furry characters.

I have a feeling two of my players are going to try some magical realm shit in my next campaign. They're both girls who's first sentence about their characters were "We are raging lesbians" who have a "special box of items."

Im preparing now for them to try and fuck a lot, so does anyone have fun ideas I could use to cock block them? They have a good sense of humor, so if Im not an asshole they shouldnt get assmad.

A child adopts them and insists on being around them at all times. He is their sworn duty and ward.

Nothing like a kid to cockblock ya.

That's obviously not what's being talked about though. When 4/6 people are okay with things becoming Furry Rape Planet, and the remaining two aren't, and the other four try to foist it on them, those two have the right to have their PCs an hero and then walk away from said group.

No, you enter mine.

holy shit i completely forgot about that shit
man i miss being a naive kid

>not insignificant chance if rendering the character totally sexless
I'll just stick with my permanent Polymorph that slowly alters your mind to believe that you've always been that form.

>they get the curse removed at the next town
If I am not mistaken, the description says that only a god can restore this character's original sex.

4u

I'm not in your magical realm with you.

You're in my magical realm with me.

What is it with furries and rape?

...

>male-to-female full sex change
But i wanted futa neko

To be, to have, or to be had by?

Has to be a girl, though.

I can get remove curse cast on me, but not even restoration will cure your autism.

Cats have spines on their dicks, you don't want that.

Yes

>you don't want that.
But what if I do?

> won't let him do genetic engineering on people
> puts the world in a situation where the only two ways out both involve genetic engineering on people

The math checks out.

Nah, their characters are lesbian

I love it.
10/10 would request as my post-grad adviser.

Nah, a boy would be better. They're lesbians

>Dare you enter my magical realm?
Sure. I can handle some gender bending shenanigans no sweat.

The better question is, dare you enter *my* magical realm?

>This race eats and treats as livestock other races as form of domination. Their vassal races must pay a yearly tribute in form of thralls to be eaten.

Is this magical realm?

Yes

It's acceptable if the race in question is considered evil and not overtly sexualized, though

Or if you get the coming stellaris DLC, it seems.

Oh do you mean this guy?

Nah, thinks he's an ice giant, hates women.

Mind Flayers?
Just because InCase drew it doesn't mean it's inherently porn...

>Shitcase

There's an entire Illithid Brain eating japanese guro-porn sub-niche that's been around since Illithid were in Final Fantasy.

This is- in actual fact, a massive turn on for me, because I know much of the Illithid.

Like, you really need to be in hyper-misognyst mode to self-insert as the Illithid fucking someone whislt eating their brain in a certain manner.

> Pazuzu
is it bad that made me think of this

What about if I self insert as the woman?
When I'm a man?

Please let me into your magical realm. I don't want to hate myself for liking such things anymore, I want to feel normal even in an abnormal context.

>generic jap "monster" girl

Sorry, i don't do furshit

That shit isn't much better than furshit.

Wasn't that thing added so people wouldn't just put random magic belts they found? Which is why it was added early in the game. It also had no mechanical negative side effects, unless say a -5 CON/STR belt.

Why wouldn't developers want you to put on random magic belts you find?

Same reason you shouldn't eat food you find on the ground.

youtube.com/watch?v=LB-58zequ4k

Traveller? Is that you?

That's GURPS Ultra-Tech 4e, I'm pretty sure.

Bio-Tech, and that's far from the weirdest thing in the book.

Now that's progressive

I like how the wife is just springing it on the guy at the last second.

, even.

>the wife

I'm sorry, I thought this was a magical realm thread.

Are you saying faggots don't have magical realms?

1 > 3 > 4 > 2

I don't want to believe this happened.

>Dare you enter my magical realm?
What is that exactly?

Most Veeky Forumsers make girl characters anyway. Said OP's Pic would turn them into males?

Thus you'd end up with a non-fetish game- practically rocket jumping OUT of magical realm.

Unless you are gay ofcourse- which is fine- it's just rarer in these parts online.

So there is other sane people on Veeky Forums

I think it's supposed be the DM inserting their fetishes into their games. This is based on googling magic realm so don't quote me.

all the gay furry posting that used to happen turned your average Veeky Forumser into a crossdressing furry gaylord

Furries are weird, but at least they stuck to their own generally.

I'm just glad they stupid brownie had finally died of so they quit infesting everywhere.

Brony fad*

gunshowcomic.com/471

Nah, how about you enter *my* magical realm instead?

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Koitsche the Deathless (or something to that effect?)

This guy?
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Koschei_the_Deathless

Surprisingly lacking in degeneracy.
2/10 though, no penis

Sauce?

>right to left panels
>left to right reading
pls

I don't know the source, but I was told that that's an edit and the original is your bog standard corruption hentai.

It's like that because it's an edit. The original was reversed.

I know it's an edit, the editor could have done better

True, but with so little material, I have to take what I can get.

Listen here buddy, there is a scientific chart for determining whether something is furshit and that thing is like a 1 1/2

This guy.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koschei

Enter it? But I already live there.

Your chart is missing atleast one step

>If I am not mistaken, the description says that only a god can restore this character's original sex.

You are quite mistaken, except insofar as Clerics are more likely to have access to the magic needed to remove it. But Remove Curse is a mere 3rd level spell in 3e and 5e (dunno about other editions, but I assume it is similarly low-level), so any 5th level or higher Cleric can cast it, and in D&D terms 5th level isn't all that high.

I would but the other players are slow...

>You must gather your party before venturing forth.

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1844060
Literally five seconds

3 is the most accurate depiction of hypnotism. Everything else is wrong/fake.

Source: My dad was a carnie and learned some hypnotist/mentalist tricks.

That's because it's not actually compulsion, right? It just makes people very suggestible, so they're likely to follow your commands. Ask them to hold a knife to somebody's throat or have sex with a stranger, and they snap out of it quick, though.