You will never be a dwarf

>you will never be a dwarf

Give me a reason to live

Can you grow a beard?

Are you short?

Can you use a hammer? A pickaxe?

If you answered "Yes" to any of these, there may still be hope.

>he wants to lose his bonus human skill and feat

>Give me a reason to live
You will never be a dwarf

>manlet

Do some charity work for you local soup kitchen.

>Give me a reason to live

How can I give you something that doesn't exist?

If you die you might reincarnate as an elf

You could get a gf

>you will never be a dwarf
Sounds like a good enough reason to live to me

you can still be a man

Dwarves are an overused cliche that today are only put into settings by lazy pandering hacks. So are humans. Look on the bright side, it's all the same shit.

well at least you're tall, right op?

When will they learn?

sounds like elf talk to me

Only dwarves think being a dwarf is a good thing. They were literally a failed attempt at making humans

Achondroplasia ain't a joke user.

> tfw 5'9
> tfw a dwarf in real life

You can at least smell like one.

But they were FIRST

>implying first is best
Illuvatar likes humans best and they were last

Tell me about the great races.

>comes last
>dies first
>brags about it
wow what a great gift Eru gave you

>implying death is the end for men
Dwarves are just mad their fate after death wasn't even important enough to state

psh... Mahal totally built great halls for us to await the end of the world... no you can't see them...

Maybe, with more progress in genetic engineering and Nanotechnology, your dream shall come true. Do not give up hope just yet, user.

>Supports genetic engineering and modification
I can get beh-
>Wants to use this to create dwarves
>Not catgirls for domestic ownership

Why not both? The possibilities are limited only by your imagination and the number of available test subjects.

>ywn be an elf, why even live?

You can be an elf

nigger if you think that qualifies as "dwarf" you're well beyond retarded

He's posting Veeky Forums memes, don't fall for it.

>at least you arent a dwarf?

>ywn be an elf

Yay, now people only have to look at me to know I am an autist.

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