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Taxation is theft. Who is paying taxes on their crypto profits. How do I get around this?

>NEETs complaining about theft
that's rich

You made money doing fucking nothing. Just pay the taxes faggot.

renounce your shitizenship and get citizenship somewhere else or try to stay under the radar until laws change, assuming they will

He spent years of his life desu, the most valuable thing there is. Time.

You ever just wonder how your NEET ass who lived off his mothers womb for 24 years made bank of crypto? Pay your taxes faggot

There are 1.5 billion people on this planet working for less than 1 dollar a day under conditions you couldn't bear for a minute. If you were born into one of those taxless places you never would have had the opportunity to buy crypto. Fuck off and die. I hope the IRS audits your ass.

It’s my god damn money. The government will just waste it on sexual harassment hush money and entitlements for feeble minded seniors. Theft!

You can reduce the impact of taxable events by filing your crypto to crypto trades as like-kind exchanges, but it's only technically legal for one more tax season. You'll always be taxed for capital gains from crypto to fiat though. If you've made enough to move you up an income bracket, you'd better file.

Then do not vote DEMOCRAT

so will everyone have to be taxed on every bittrex transaction or is it only from crypto to fiat?

He invested his money into something most of the world was too dumb to recognize as future money. He owes zero in taxes as he made no contract with the gang that calls itself the government. I hope you stay safe, OP. I live in a 'country' aka tax farm that doesn't yet recognize or track crypto, but once that changes I plan on getting the citizenship of some banana republic.

>cashing out
>using a non privacy coin
>not moving to a tax haven as soon as you've made it

PLEASE PAY YOUR TAXES SO THAT THE NEW TAX PLAN WHICH GIVES BILLIONS IN DISCOUNTS TO KOCH BROS AND OTHER 1%ERS CAN BE SUPPLEMTED K THX BYE

In the US, crypto to crypto trades are still taxable events on capital gains.

I would never. Do people still do that?

There are 1.5 billion people on this planet working for less than 1 dollar a day under conditions you couldn't bear for a minute. If you were born into one of those taxless places you never would have had the opportunity to discover or buy crypto. Fuck off and die. I hope the IRS audits your ass.

You have it ass-backwards, commie. Western countries are rich now because traditionally they enjoyed free markets and low taxation. You commies are ruining them now with your socialist economic idiocy. Please go to North Korea and die of hunger, filth.

>Taxation is theft. Who is paying taxes on their crypto profits.
Taxpayer reporting in.

>How do I get around this?
Don't be a fag and pay you're dues.

We don't care about brown people

>Taxation is theft.

Stop using public roads then senpai

You don't. Just hack 45% of your gains in half just for a tax fund if you pull out.

Trust me you would rather have something than nothing and in jail (which you also still have to pay the tax).

seriously tho, people like you who act all hard like "fuck the weak, they can die if they can't afford healthcare" would be the first to die off due to blatant incompetence in any other country.

I just recently hit $42k in btc which means I'd probably have to pay $15k of that to uncle Sam. Fuck that!

He'll just get a private jet and build his own runway for the profit lmao

Just an exercise in thought, not a plan to be clear.

But would it possible to transfer your crypto to someone in a country with better tax rates or no taxes and have them open a bank account, or start a business and pay you a salary? Something like that?

>Implying that NEET has more than $2000 in profits

Look at these fucking commies

The new tax plan doesn’t GIVE anything to anyone. It allows people to keep money that was theirs to begin with. Mother fuckers make it seem like the gov is doing people a favor by allowing them to keep more of what is theirs.

nice strawman you fucking ideologue. If you were born into a country without taxes you would not have discovered crypto. Fact. But you're an entitled little bitch. No better than welfare recipients.

Who in their right mind as a civilian non-government worker would actually propagate for taxes? You'd have to be a mentally ill drone with no thoughts of your own.

The poor in the most capitalist countries are better off than the majority of the population in the most socialist ones. If you care about the weak, you should support unrestricted capitalism, trickle-down economics isn't a meme. But a commie is too dumb to understand economics, only way to teach you is mass starvations and purges to weed out your defective DNA.

it actually puts more tax dollars back into the most wealthy corporations and individuals in the USA. The money would otherwise fund transit, clean water, education, and other necessary infrastructure programs. Without those dollars, the wealthy keep more of their money, while America becomes even more of a high-priced third world shit hole.

Why is there so much liberal filth on biz. Gtfo I want to keep most of my money thank you very much fuck off "pay your dues"

niggers, beaners, mudslimes, and general low IQ trash. stupid, indolent, and violent R-selected monsters that thrive in late stage empire vote-buying schemes

Stop supporting a forcible government road monopoly, and I gladly will, because government roads are shit. Right now they're rammed down my throat, along with 'payment' for something I never asked for.

Fucking weasel piece of shit. Stop crying that other people have more money than you and fuck off.

>trickle-down economics isn't a meme
How to get people to disregard your arguments 101

I don’t think so bro, no matter what if I heard about dgb I would have found a way to invest.

I can't wait until these fags are getting buttblasted by Jamal in prison after being indicted for tax evasion. You realize that the whole point of a blockchain is to be a traceable public ledger of who owns what, right?

>Trickle down economics.
Fucking Reagan, you're supposed to be dead!

>Stop crying that other people have more money than you
Except that isn't my argument

I don't want to pay for jamal's kids to come and rape me when I'm 70. I also want to not have to work when I'm that old faggot.

The government is a scam. Its a severe moral issue straight out of the bible.

>You made money doing nothing, so give it to the government for doing nothing.

They want 35% of my shit. Fuck that.

>I don't want to pay for the costs of a society I am part of :'(
Then leave, you're not obligated to stay.

Agreed. But in their defense... I was kinda liberal when I was 18. I had a better understanding of economics and free markets when I stopped smoking bong.

There's a body of literature citing conservatives as being more easily threatened (higher amygdala activation) and higher disgust sensitivity. This thread really showcases that

use SALT

It's the government that needs to leave, it's the invader on my property.

>costs of a society I am part of :'(
We don't share any costs. Pay for your own shit, leech.

>trickle-down economics isn't a meme.

Oof, they amount of commies and statists on this thread is disgusting. Cryptos were originally used and developed as a "fuck you" to statism and taxation, you filthy socialists.

tl;dr don't make me spend my gains on a helicopter instead of a lambo

I'm giving them a pretty big part of my paycheck to begin with. I'm investing the money they left me with, and they want to tax me on that? Don't say retarded shit like "stop driving on road then hurr" when I'm already paying for the roads.

Not to mention the social security I'm paying that I'm probably never gonna see.

Incorrect interpretation. Its not that conservatives have a larger amygdala/fear center, its that liberals have a smaller one. They are too retarded to be afraid of things they better damn well be - the government, taxation/theft, invading shitskin hordes, etc. Marxism is a disease

This is rich, please go on.

>on my property
it's not your property. you're a fucking anchor baby, dipshit. Who told you you're entitled to anything?

Ya only poor faggots

>it's the invader on my property.

Chances are you country's government existed well before you did. They didn't invade shit

MUH PRE EXISTING SOCIETY

You don't use roads? You don't get protected by the military? You don't exist within the legal framework?

You absolutely share costs, if you're not paying taxes, you're the leech.

It's not about who existed first, it's about who appropriated land and other resources through production. The government produces nothing and thus owns nothing, it is a parasite that leeches off its enslaved population.

Funny how you can say that, when you're the one who misinterpreted me.

You're also more afraid of death, did you know that?

Move to non extradition tax shelter then cash out.

and how is it you do not understand that you're at the very bottom of this food chain?

>The government produces nothing and thus owns nothing

Well the government at least tried to produce semi-intelligent citizens with school, but clearly they failed here

No, I don't use roads, I'm forced to use roads because the government forcibly monopolizes them. It's like throwing a brick into somebody's window then saying they owe you for the brick. The military and the police don't protect me, they steal from me, and keep competing gangs out from the tax farm.

>tried to produce semi-intelligent citizens with school, but clearly they failed here
b-but t-t-trump university. the p-p-private sector will educate us better than the state ever could, r-right?

taxes are a levy on the poor to support the security of the upper classes. thats what they we're first implemented for and thats what they still are today

think those roads and state schools are for your benefit? top kek. its all to keep together a massive social economic conglomerate of which you are nothing but a serf.

Break free from the rat race or die miserable.

>creates a monopoly on roads and military
>regulations prevent any realistic private sector competition
>"hurr durr the government builds things so we need to pay it to build more things because without it who would build the things they don't allow anyone else to build"

fuck off with your circular reasoning, commie brainlet

Is this thread a joke? I'm going to pay my taxes, but I don't understand how to do that.

Capital gains is cash value and 15% if i hodl or 30% if its shorter than a year?

>No, I don't use roads, I'm forced to use roads because the government forcibly monopolizes them. It's like throwing a brick into somebody's window then saying they owe you for the brick. The military and the police don't protect me, they steal from me, and keep competing gangs out from the tax farm.

>what do you think is gonna happen if you don't pay them off, smart ass?

>trying to make make an ironic statement to prove your opponent is ridiculous
>the statement is actually true

If you think that public schools provide a better education than private schools you are a legit retard

Conservatives are so easily triggered.

in 2016 libtards just spouted words like fascist and racist to avoid the argument. Conservacucks do the same thing in 2017. "Commie" "Soyboy" "Cuck". True scholars.

t. university of phoenix alumni

people like you will be the first to get the rope faggot

My public school was fuckin' great

I pay property tax on my home. Retail sales tax on most of my purchases. Federal income tax on my annual salary... enough is enough. I pay my “fair share.” Now they want a piece of my memecoins ?!

He took risk faggot.

quads

Calling your opponents what they are isn't a fallacy. You guys sound like typical government bootlickers.

>inb4 corporate shill

Corporations don't exist without government.

>first to get the rope
lmao in what fucking holy race war will this occur you delusional brainlet?

wroing faggot. there is no democrat or republican dont you ge it? Never vote for a for or a jew lover. chump is a jerw lover, so was obama and hillary.

transfer those gains to someone in a lower tax bracket

hell isnt a school, satan.

Illegal immigrants, welfare babies, and blood sucking career bureaucrats won't pay for themselves rube

So why haven't you moved to Somalia?

>Corporations don't exist without government
that's why you're so ironic. you "hate" the gov't except you support corporate welfare, subsides via the gov't with your tax dollars. you literally promote welfare for an extremely wealthy 1% over your own struggling neighbors.

because black people live there

The goyim in this thread are giving me a headache.

Isn't it funny how your masters all avoid taxes?

Repeat with me: I am a slave, I toil to serve my masters for their benefit and not mine.

I'm assuming because it is filled with useless niggers.

I like how you left out military spending like it doesnt even matter.

when is monero having direct cash outs?

>The money would otherwise fund...education

Great. "Education" in 2017 is merely BLM activism. Love to see it cut.

>holy shit he fell for the somolia meme

If you genuinely think that a failed state is the same as an anarchocapitalist society, you're so retarded you would've been gased in WWII.

Somalia is full of violent niggers that are mentally disabled because they have shit for brains.

>there are people unironically defending paying taxes ITT

the absolute state of this board

you're 100% retarded. I'm glad we have a military budget. And that's my point: I'd rather our tax dollars benefit our country than the koch bros

Hi, I'm reality. Have we met? I'm a fucking ancap, so I hate bailouts and subsides as much as I hate taxes.

I think the /pol/ phenomenon and alt right surge has gotten to people's heads.

Hardly anyone used to talk like this before. Now it's a hivemind. Yes government is inherently evil (no such thing), everything is a Jewish conspiracy, illegal immigrants and blacks are responsible for ALL ills in the world.

Government has no right to interfere or impede the enjoyment of private property.